GET WOOD comedy

Hey there lovers,  Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigras #beads #tucsun #acid #dyehair #magicmountain #abqartwalk #guildcinema SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends!!  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$    PATREON get...

Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for acting? I'm a bitch. Biggest bitch this week is Anna from HBO's Inventing Anna...plus the magical 2/22/22 SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals     &nbs...

Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more  #bigheadsbook #genx #90shiphop #dontsaygay #censorship #speakyourtruth #hahaha #LOL PATREON getwood 69 VENMO JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com  #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexpositive #bookbans #pamandtommy #fashion #rollerskating #truestories  PATREON $3- getwood69             &...

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about:  #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories  WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69                 VENMO jess-wood-10          &...

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep...FINDING JOY! and more. PATREON getwood69   VENMO jess-wood-10    CASHAPP $getjesswood

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee, babies! OR  *VENMO Jess-Wood-10   *CASHAPP $getjesswood     *PAYPAL wood382

When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #educational #sexeducation #funnylady #comedianlady #truestories #capitolriots #labia #vagina #artwalks #standupcomedy Be a PATREON starting at $3- a month @ Patreon.com/GetWood69

Hey lovers happy new years😘❤️Do you say year or years? I’m chatting about past & present NYE, Masculine meets the Feminine, Rockstar Comic and more!! Subscribe on all audio platforms & Share with your friends #newyears #funstories #jailvisits #funnycuzitstrue #ladycomic #haha 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $jessgetwood PAYPAL @ wood382

Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody hell it brought...traumatic toys on XMAS, and much more.  Feelin frisky ? Send me a question or comment to chat about on the show! Wanna support? *VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 *PAY...

Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let's get shame outta here and replace it with good orgasms and easy goin' chats!! Love and laughs and silliness xoxoxo Jess  VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10     &nb...

Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited a delightful adult Sex Shop!! I also ran into the dude who inserted himself into me a few weeks ago, and am practicing acceptance! Come listen and laugh and feel light...

Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadbare Manners and more! #onewomanshow #funny #truestories SUBSCRIBE & SHARE xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood          ...

Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ya giggles. xoxoxox Jess #hanukah #funnystory #truestory #livecomedyshow CASHAPP $getjesswood             &nbsp...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I also talk about wanting to open up a 'Flick 'n' Stick' for the ladies who don't need all that "other stuff" And as always silliness, love and oh so many MOVIE QUOTES!  Su...

Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more!  VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE   TAG SOME FRIENDS  thanks XOXOXOX Jess

Hey lovers! What a wild week...Astroland Tragedy...I've been in a crowd surge and it's scary as fuq! Can we forgive our parents?! Ghosts! Get it out with your pen-Writing with Ms Pamela and much more! So come hang out  xoxo sending love, Jess  

Dia de los Muertos, ACTING and ALL your holiday shopping needs met! This episode holds fun stories, jewelers/painters/clotheirs/beauty and more for your local pleasures. I've also got some great jokes sprinkled in. Whatta blast! Subscribe & Share with your friends xoxoxox Jess *CASHAPP $getjesswood   *VENMO Jess-Wood-10   *PAYPAL Wood382  SHOP SMALL SHOP LOCAL ********...

A very special Halloween episode of Get Woooooooooooooooood! This week was a fun one filled with spook-tabular scenes from past Hallows eve, a trip to scary-ass sprouts, and ouiji board trouble..... SHARE WITH YOUR FIENDS xoxox Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood PAYPAL @Wood382 VENMO @Jess-Wood-10

Is what I imagine the half-feral cats from downstairs say, but I tried the cucumber trick anyway! Rocky Horror picture show raised me! Palm Springs is outta cigarettes? and much more funny stuffs. Spit-take, giggle, gafaww and share with pals!! Got a story ya want me to talk about? Jessisratchet@gmail.com SEE ME LIVE OR STREAM IT!!!  "Albuquerque Funny Fiesta" Friday 10/22/21 "Dirty Show"&nbs...

Hey Lovers, I can't wait for you to listen to this weeks show! I'm letting it all out: A Jew at A German Club, Robolights, Comedy Ted Talk and the story oof how, when and why I did heroin in NYC.  *CASHAPP $getjesswood *VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 *PAYPAL @ Wood382  SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS OXOXOX Jess

Hi Lovers, on today's show I'm talkin': Vacation Mindsets. Brown Jesus and His T-shirts. Jealous of OnlyFans...and more! Share with your friends, subscribe and send a story you'd like me to discuss at jessisratchet@gmail.com xoxoxoxox Jess PAYPAL @WOOD382  VENMO @JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP @WOOD382

Hey lovers, whatta week: Celebrating 20yrs of Tenacious D! Wedding Woes! Brits are Hilarious and more! SO FUN TO SHARE Feelin frisky? VENMO @ JESS-WOOD-10 * PAYPAL @ WOOD382 * CASHAPP @ getjesswood xoxoxoxox sending loves, xoxox Jess

What a wild week I've had! Talkin': True Crime and Tuff-MUDDER! Therapy with Crystal! Norms Midwestern Phone Sex! Karens on the Loose! and more fun than you can smoke a stick at. What? Just come in, listen and have some laughs. Feelin Frisky? Share and Subscribe AND/OR GIMMESOMEMONEY xoxoxox Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ jess-wood-10 PAYPAL @ wood382

Oh what fun I had this week laughing about: A Snack or Two! SAG Awards! Smoking Dust and Dic Pics Too!! CASH APP $getjesswood VENMO @jesswood10 PAYPAL @Wood382 Subscribe & Share with your pals  xoxoxox Jess