Jess Wood

GET WOOD comedy

Comedy EN ↓ 284 episodes

Get Wood is a weekly audio diary from your pal - comedian Jess Wood - Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs GET WOOD is funny, deep, and positive, even if Jess uses the f word a lot; Her personal stories mixed with humor+ authenticity & brings Jess' audience laughs as well as a rando movie/show review pushed in. Get Wood is your pal Jess and that means always a good time and yes, she's quite EXPLICITxoxo

Author

Jess Wood

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

getjesswood.com

Latest episode

Jun 28, 2026

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Episodes

No Sleep til Brooklyn 23.08.2022

I'm back, baby! And I'm in Coney muthafuckin Island!!! This episode takes ya on the adventures from New Mex to New York with wild ass characters included! Russians! Natives! Jewish! FUN FUN mutha. Enjoy the ep and share with your pals xoxoxoxo Jess $$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Last Exit to 'Burque 16.08.2022

Hey Lovers, this here's my final episode from Albuquerque and in it I'm recalling some of my favorite adventures, people and sights: Mama Z, James and the Giant Shot, Ghost Cats, Comedy Family and more good stuff. Share & Support $$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

Hopelessly Devoted to Nudes 09.08.2022

RIP Olivia Newton John and my spandex pants. RIP Motown songwriter Lamont Dezier, Cheeto Got Busted, Lions Gate Portal, an amazing farewell show at the Dry Heat Comedy Club and more talk about self-care 'n' shiz.  $$$$$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood                         &nbs...

No Shame Titties 02.08.2022

Hey Lovers, thanks for being with me today! I chatted about Freemoney the Great, Hooker Shoes, Otter Pops and so much more good stuff to make ya laugh, you'll be grateful ya tuned in...promise...Are ya in Albuquerque? Come see me LIVE Sunday 8/7 @ Dry Heat Comedy Club !!! Share and Subscribe  Thanks BooBoos xoxoxo Jess

Classical Music Scares Homeless 26.07.2022

It's TRUE in Albuquerque the stores blast classical and opera outside to keep people from hanging out! I'm also cahtting about 1981 Top Songs and how diverse they were, but we took it for granted. 5 Tittie Review for The Grey Man on Netflix and lots more fun SHARE & SUBSCRIBE thaks loves, xoxox Jess #funnypodcasts #hilariouslady #getwoodpodcast #truestories 

Get in the Van 19.07.2022

Hey Lovers, what a great show today chatting about bicycle accidents & adventures, white man wit a van, and how to build a community by just being yourself...plus more silly shiz. Share with your pals and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform Thanks xoxoxo Jess #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #funnylady

Moist Tattoos 12.07.2022

Lovers, this week was filled with self discovery, hot men and moldy ceilings. Have a listen a laugh and a like ! #tattoos #nmtattoofiesta #mold #selfhelp #bone #arthouse #sexslaves Feelin frisky? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

R. Kelly vs Ghislaine 07.07.2022

Ghosts, Ghislaine, and Gurus all in one fun episode ! #rkelly #gmaxwell #ghosts #gurus  What a week! Enjoy and share the show with your friends Thanks xoxox Jess

My Mamas Pro-Choice 28.06.2022

Pro-Choice Mama and a trip to the abortion clinic are just a couple fun stories today on Mama's birthday! Also includes some fun comedy information, me being a spiritual gangster and a lot of hilarious in between. #prochoice #abortionrights #humanrights #comedyshow #hahahahaha #lol #truestories #mama #funnyshow #comedypodcasts

Queen Bee 21.06.2022

Hey Lovers, it's another week of wild stories! I took a #traumadump  on a friend-I don't recommend it... #INTUITIVELY knowing what the dude's gonna say....RUSSIAN TEENS at a baseball game in #coneyisland, aand much more fun.  SHARE with your friends  xoxox Jess 

I'm Brave ? 14.06.2022

Lovers, I was so blessed to open for Tommy Davidson last week! Afterwards lotsa people told me I was "Brave." Brave? I'm breaking it down and makin it funny...Didju know Cardi B LOVES the Roosevelts? Dry Heat Comedy Club opens next Thursday and I get to headline the first show of the first night of the first comedy club (in a long time) in Albuquerque ! There's a lil spot where tears come cuz I ta...

Men in Short Shorts 07.06.2022

I LOVE this new trend with men wearing tiny little shorts!! I sing about it on this episode, as well as discuss a couple heavy panic attacks I've had over the last week---NO it was not from all the short shorts, but good guess....Have you ever had to keep and protect a parking space for your mom or dad? ABQ ArtWalk shout outs,  Comedy Shows I'm SO EXCITED I'm opening for Tommy Davidson tomorr...

Sextortion Sass 31.05.2022

Hey Lovers, today's show was amazing: filled with fun adventures and wild characters...Stop the Shame around SEX. Florida Fish are FUNKY! RIP Ray Liotta ---including movie quotes/reviews.  Plus so much more!  Enjoy xoxoxo Jess #sextortion #shameandsex #rayliotta #artandemotions   $$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$ 

Out Karen-ing a Karen 24.05.2022

This week's show is filled ith adventure! First off a moment of tribute to the late great Taffy Jaffy. Rail Runner to Santa Fe with Mama El's spirit chatting the entire time. How do YOU deal with Turbulence? Fun & Funny Guesting with the hilarious and smart @ iamJohhnyJames go check out his podcast 'Respect the Connect'  Subscribe & Share xoxoxoxo Jess

Speaking of a Good Fingerbang... 17.05.2022

Hello Lovers! Today's show is filled with so much giggle-good times...Is my #Weed guy QAnon? #Dispensary vs #Dealers, Mama El hadda #payphone inside our house! #Hippies. #Drugs. #Sex. The Whites Love Affair, My Type has escaped from prison, #lunareclipse #bloodmoon, Witches, Warlocks, Elves and Fairies alike all flock to hear my weekly musings.  SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals!! Availabl...

Sorry About Your D?ck 10.05.2022

Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lotta laughs. Find em where ya can, lovers. Putting myself out there like your new and extra sassy--DR RUTH! Have ya watched her documentary yet? A MUST SEE. What I'd love the mos...

My Aboortion Stories 03.05.2022

Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your favorite pod platforms & SHARE on all your socials @getwood  Thanks BBs xoxoxo Jess

Pervy Job Interviews 26.04.2022

Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is supposed to be all silly stoner shit, so why'd our friend get SHOT? Oh so many extremes! Running through sprinklers and smoking a 1 pound joint were high-lights  SHARE the...

Apoca-LIPS Tour 19.04.2022

#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more

BJ's for the Apocolypse 12.04.2022

hey lovers, this week we're talking about all the goodies: listeners questions-" why are people ending sentences with a question?"   I'm given a list of supplies for the apocolypse from 2 men in the audience,  Santa Fe vs Albuquerque = Burque WINS! AND??? A NEW SPONSOR!! @Mariachi_Mota_505 @Mrs_Mariachi_505 @El_Baile Event Space   #apocolypseskills #lifeandbeth #endingwith...

Ooooooooo YES, Plumber Man! 05.04.2022

Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZING if you could leave a REVIEW + 5 stars  #comedypodcasting #hahahahaha #LOL #funnylady #onewomanshow #sexpositive  Feelin Frisky?$$$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswo...

Slap A MOMic 29.03.2022

Hey Lovers,  I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction or was it how we've all shifted after this pandemic? I take a walk on the women side regarding what happens when your man gets into a fight. There's so much to digest I...

Anxiety Dance Off 23.03.2022

Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx #genz #prince #charliemurphy #comedypodcasts #comedylady #funlady SUBSCRIBE & SHARE 5STARS & A REVIEW ON APPLE= LOVE and ALGORYTHEM  xoxoxo, Jess

Getta Job 15.03.2022

Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show:  Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your friends Wanna Support $$$$$ Patreon getwood69              CashApp $getjesswood    &n...

Ima Special Ed Student 08.03.2022

and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends! Feelin frisky? $$$$$ PATREON getwood69             VENMO @ jess-wood-10 &nb...

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