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Bonjour Babies! I missed ya SO much. It's been a minute, so I go extra long with this one...that's what he said! Seriously tho-I am covering the last month soit's chock full o' fun rainbows, smoke shows and even some sex!! From Mermaids and May the 4th Be with You-this episode brings us back together with silly stories and of course a lil bit o loves. Lemme know how ya been xoxox J...

Bonjour Boners! It's been a minute since we've caught up, so here's a lil longer episode breaking down the breakdown that was my trip to Arizona. We all just keep learnin, boners. Thanks for being with me Loves u xo Jess

Bonjour Boners! And SO many boners over Spring Break...or should I say OUTBREAK?! Oy. NGL...I get riled up. Our rappers rapped about wrapping it up....Parental Decoratations Anyone? I really wanna know. Flood waters. Tropic Thunder and more. Enjoy & Share thanks! Jess

Bonjour Boners and welcome to another silly ass storytelling show from me your pal Jess Wood! This week I'm coming in hot with Joe Dirt references and a whole lotta fire from the week! Mind Body Spirit or the 3 Witches? Punk Rock Reading Rainbow and some ART SAVES type shit? Hells ye. Share with your pals...I kow they need the laughs xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Fun show this week. I start off tellin ya all about my whoops moment from last week, when I thought my camera was off... Laughs on Beaver street, Police Knockings, and more silly to get you gigglin Love when ya share me xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Another cra cra wee wee fo sho. I'm back from my sold out album recording and whatta story that is!! Also...the MTA dude who was stupid can suck it. Plus? More silly shi and party and bullshit. Share with your friends why dontchya ? tanx Loves xo Jess

Bonjour Boners! What a week...from mighty blizzards to drunky mcwhite lady it's all been quite an adventure. Come with me to the boogie down Bronx , the Lower East Side and Chinatown NYC and lets practice loving each other. xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Another crazy ass week...thank Goddess I have some fun stories for ya: Melrose Ave & LA Gangs, Olympic Condom Usage, Valentines Day Subway Wisdom and more. Hoping this brings you some giggles in all this madness xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners! Whew. This episode is chock-full-o-nutty stories: Hobo Dinners, Print Competitions, Roast Gone Bad and more. Hoping you're being your best lover today and always thanks for your support and sharing with yer pals xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Quite a chilly con carne of a week out east...some positive self reflection, the theme song is back, how long do you keep a picture? and more. I have lotsa questions this week and would love to know what you have to say about 'em. Thanks for supporting. Hope this brings ya a little peace in all the noise. be good to yourself and others xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! From an outting in the cold, to heating up the audition room, this episode has it all. Laugh and wonder what's keeping you from dancing in your kitchen more. Put your crystals on the window sil and get your full moon vibes ready. Whatever you need to feel good if your're not hurting yourself or anyone else....yer doin GREAT loves and boners always xo Jess

Bonjour Boners, This week was tough and these times are weird 'n' scary, so I'm here as always to bring yu a lil relief from the noise. A small humblebrag about my sign for the protest, Media-what's it really mean anyways, my new favorite Dr...DR HO!!! and more xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! What a week...loss, life, lil wins and lotsa lady porn. I'm chatting about Bob Weir, Heated Rivalry and more, so get comfy and let yourself get some much needed laughs. Thanks for sharing with your pals xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! This week I'm talkin Snakes, Satire, Silliess and practicing self kindness...it's a balance, babies. Come join me on location in Queens for some fun stories and killer backdrop.

Bonjour Boners! Can ya believe it? I know. How rude! But you know me and that means you know I made the best of it....my birthday that is. New Old Glasses! New Yorkers Yell! Street Sage and more Listen Laugh Share thanks boners loves ya xoxox Jess

Bonjour Boners! This week I'm reflecting on NYE resolutions, Grinch is Grinchin', American Sweatshop and more... Thanks for listening and sharing xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Happy everything and happy weeks end stories!! Starting it off with Cayce memories. I'm also Quoting the streets, Movie Quotes on the daily and some Diddy Doc talk. Enjoy and share with your pals xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! I am thrilled to be back with you this week talkin shiz about the yearly horrific tradition that is Santa Con, you'll also hear more about my New Orleans adventures, and as always there's plenty of refrences to giggle at, lotsa songs to join in on and your basic good time pal Jess. Hey that's me! Make sure to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! I'm so excited to be back and to tell ya all about NOLA! I've got SO MANY stories I hadda make a part 2 for next week. This week has some fun stuff, ghost stories and a visit from mama el for starters. It was a fun one. Enjoy xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! This week I take you deep into a spiritual morning practice and mix it up with some bitching about teens and a couple sillystories from the week. Keep your feedback coming - I LOVE IT! and thanks for sharing Let me know if ya want me to chat about anything in the news or media...you know I love that shiz. See ya Dec 6th loves xoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #funnypodcasts #audiodiary

Bonjour Boners! I mean...literally, am I right? Whew whatta week of wild stories. I'm talkin' about Robbin the Job! Slob on his Nob! Mid90's and more. Enjoy. Subscribe. Like. Share. Review. thanks boners, xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Another wild week of fun stories: Dialated Pupils, Violent at the Job, Dancin with Teenagers, and more silliness to get ya gigglin. Thanks for listening and sharing xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! What a spine tingling and super strange week it's been. Thank Goddess I have you to tell all my tales to...Dia De Los Muertos celebration, 20yr olds bday party, All Hail the Prince of darkness and more! Hoping it brings ya some laughs and some peace xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Whatta fun filled week of wild stories to share. I got a doorman mad heated about some flowers, my senior storytellers got a little randy, ICE f@cked around an found out in NYC plus more stories to make your week a bit more bearable. See ya nexy Saturday xoxo Jess

Bonjour Boners! Another fun week filled with cemetery walks, Russian doctors, Horror playlists and you'll even get to hear me question someone who comments. Ahh what a wild ride. Hop on, babies let's go to laugh town loves ya xoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #funnypodcasts #audiodiary