Ger Can Get It

No, not THAT Matrix (although Carrie-Ann Moss is technically in this one too). This show was like Columbo meets Touched by an Angel and we were here for every second of it. Ger was in his element as a fighter pilot with PTSD. #earninghisham GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit (or click here...

This week: we resurrect a forgotten tv show that definitely should have stayed forgotten: the Hidden Room! Think "The Outer Limits" and "The Twilight Zone" BUT FOR WOMEN IN THE 90s. Hard Pass. Also, remember when skull caps were a thing white suburban teen girls wore? Neat. Come for Ger making out with a woman in a garage, stay for.....actually, that's it. That is all there is to recommend this sh...

Finally, a sexy archaeologist episode. PS, It turns out that this is another one that can be found on YouTube, if you're intrepid enough. Happy Hunting. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit (or click here ). There's more from the Strange and Beautiful Network! Listen to Rachel, Kate, and Hann...

This week: finally, a palate-cleanser! No rubber rats, no evil cyborgs, no Russian nuclear plants. Just good old fashioned Ger-brand Gerisma (tm) and an argument about whether or not he's playing a ghost. Just a good, solid, puzzle box mystery. Ya welcome. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit...

Rubber. Fucking. Rats. AUDIO GLITCH NOW FIXED! GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit (or click here ). There's more from the Strange and Beautiful Network! Listen to Rachel, Kate, and Hannah discuss spicy books, serious books, and everything in between (but mostly spicy!). It's like sitting do...

This week, we're covering Bionic Showdown: The Six-Million Dollar Man vs. The Bionic Woman! Sandra Bullock is in it; Ger is in it; Ger gets to call himself handsome and then fall off a roof. Sometimes, you do the job for the paycheck. We get it. The robot-men are the least weird part of this one, folks.  GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future e...

This is a long one, folks. Tune in to find out what we were up to in Stratford, Ontario, and whether our grand experiment in overdosing on GWD content worked as desired. Did we see His Mighty Gerness in a play? Did our souls leave our bodies? Does Cavan Biggio still play for the Toronto Blue Jays? Did I embarrass us all? Did we eat one single meal the entire time we were in Toronto and the surroun...

This is the movie version of a kid asking his parents for something (Slings & Arrows) and the parents going "we've got that at home" (The Scottish Play). Come for the Geracteristics and the very talented American (!!) actor doing a perfect RP British accent. Don't try to think too hard about the plot, though. You'll get a brain bleed. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update...

American Psycho II: All-American Girl. This is another "I guess it's legally a movie" movie, you guys. Come for the young Milo Kunis, a younger William Shatner, and the knowledge that the on-set costumer must have really loved ole GWD, because she dressed him beautifully. Tweed jackets POSITIVELY ABOUND. The plot is lacking and the movie actively hates you for watching it, but they did our boy rig...

We finally tackled this monstrosity of utter 90s ninety-ness. Come for hot young home-flipper Ger making Thanksgiving your new favorite holiday; stay for his wife, the world's worst doctor, martyring herself in her quest to ruin her home life and career at the exact same time. Recognize that every character on screen is somehow the worst character you have ever seen. This is another white-knuckle...

I refuse to believe this movie exists. Whatever dimension this movie exists in, it's not mine. Enjoy 2 solid hours of silence, I guess. NOW WITH SPECIAL SCIENCE GUEST, POD-HUSBAND MATTHEW*! *He was Rachel's husband; he belongs to the podcast now. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit (or click...

This week, the man finally gets to be in his element as a horny, comedic, Shakespeare character whose only goal is to be the beefy meat in a middle-aged 1950s lady sandwich. Does he succeed? You'll have to listen to find out*! *Or read the play, man-- it's over 400 years old. The embargo on spoilers has ended. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of fu...

This one's a doozy, folks (and if you hear any crinkling noises, it's Rachel's new kitten playing with something. I am not smart enough to know how to fix it. Sorry.  Just imagine the cute kitten while we struggle through a discussion of yellow-face and brain damage and wondering magical non-white people on television in the 90s). Come for Ger getting to act with Bernie Behrens again; stay for Ger...

This week, Ger gets second billing to a dog for, like, the THIRD time in the very short history of this podcast, and it's not even a capable dog like The Littlest Hobo. Denise Virieux (German vampire lesbian) and Ron Akayama (murderous yakuza) show back up, which is neat, and the lead of this show, Jesse Collins, will appear as a mad scientist on an episode of Forever Knight . Ger's filmography is...

This week: the origins of Ger's life as a never-nude! This tv movie from the 70s was hard to watch but so thoughtful and sparked some interesting conversations on police reform (it's not all porn here, folks). Don't worry-- we still discuss his butt. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercangetit (or c...

This week, Edith Bunker from All in the Family tries to stop Ger from getting laid FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. The Irish are libeled; the Yakuza show up. Rachel gets mad at improper pottery technique. All in all, a very normal day here in PodLand. If you were feeling sad about the cliffhanger ending of Dracula, the Series, this movie will fix that for you. Otherwise, get a CLEW (see what I did there?)...

What can we say? Ger continues to play the tormented vampire Klaus, an adorable businessman cum maniac with a penchant for reciting Shakespeare quotes and attempting to murder both his bio-dad and his vampire dad. Watch the grownup episodes; maybe skip the plucky kid ones. If anyone wants to learn more about the efforts to get us more Dracula, the Series (and why would you not?), click the link he...

This week, Ger continues to be better than he honestly had to be while playing the tormented, smug, Nehru-collar wearing, Snoopy glasses-wearing, Shakespeare-quoting, maybe-secret-boyfriend-of-Dracula, Klaus Helsing. Get ready for some heartrending Shakespearean-level melodrama crammed into your goofy 90s kids' monster-hunting show. It must be seen to be believed. GCGI now has an Instagram page— n...

Enjoy our special cross-over episode with Come In, 81-Kilo co-host, and fan-favorite guest star, Matt! It's not so much a mini-sode as it is a long and meandering play-by-play of our lost weekend in New Jersey. Come for Kapelos; stay for the surprising amount of pornography. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instag...

Part Two of our Murdoch Mysteries Mega-Series! The epic conclusion! Ger goes from old-timey drunken bar fights to emotional gut punches faster than you can say, "hey, is that real alcohol in your glass, sir?" He also loses an argument with a ventriloquist dummy, and rounds out his performance by staring at a sexy coroner's sexy behind. It may or may not have been scripted, but you cannot have a Ge...

THE FIRST OF OUR TWO-PART MURDOCH MYSTERIES SPECTACULAR! We thought we could tackle the masterful old-timey insanity that is all of Ger's Murdoch Mysteries cameos in one episode, but between the psychics and the evil ventriloquist dummies, it turns out that we had A LOT TO SAY (shocker, I know). Come for Yannick Bisson's beautiful eyes; stay for Ger's absolutely religious-cum-sexual trances during...

A secret semi-sequel to our FORBIDDEN (and still-unreleased) TV MOVIE EPISODE! This week, Ger plays a horny doctor/cat person who learns firsthand the dangers of adoption... and of unwanted sexual attention from the elderly and insane. #nomeansno #meowmeansmeow GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: http://www.instagram.com/gercan...

Well, we're definitely on some kind of government watchlist now, folks, because we watched what we both sincerely hope to be the worst thing that Ger has ever been in. Inappropriate sexual puppet activities and Ger deep-throating his own glasses to follow. You've been warned. #WeSufferforourArt GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) a...

This week, we discuss the finale of Canadian teen theatre school comedy Baxter ! It's cute, it's inoffensive, Ger critiques teens' kissing techniques. What more could you ask for? *I know I said this episode is from 2010, but it's actually January 2011. I am very good at my job, you guys. GCGI now has an Instagram page— never miss a sweaty update (and get sneak previews of future episodes) at: htt...