Gayish Podcast

What are neopronouns? Are they actually “neo”? Or are they werewolves? Mike and Kyle talk about words that take the place of nouns. In this episode: News- 3:38 || Main Topic (Neopronouns)- 18:39 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:43 Come see us live in Houston! Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you! On the Patreon bonus segment, we talk about...

Are you the Best Little Boy in the World? Mike and Kyle talk about why they want gay boys to achieve less in school. In this episode: News- 3:25 || Main Topic (Overachieving)- 16:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:19 Come see us live in LA and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you! On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle talk...

Finger your balls gently, because Mike and Kyle are trying to get to the bottom (and the top) of whether bowling is gay or straight. In this episode: News- 2:59 || Main Topic (Bowling)- 15:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 53:31 Come see us live in LA and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you! On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares...

Little boys are supposed to be obsessed with dinosaurs, but we’re not. So, we bring on an expert to share more about dinosaurs, fossils, and thirst traps.  In this episode: News- 4:42 || Main Topic (Dinosaurs)- 14:20 || Guest (Fossil Daddy)- 20:56 || Gayest & Straightest- 55:39 Follow Fossil Daddy on Instagram ( https://www.instagram.com/fossildaddy/ ) or on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/@...

Our favorite topic! We talk about the evolution of boners, the length of boners, types of boners, and whether 10 inch boners exist. In this episode: News- 6:16 || Main Topic (Boners)- 12:46 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:13 Come see us live in San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you! If you want to support our...

Guncles. No, it’s not gunky ankles. It’s gay uncles! Mike and Kyle talk famous guncles, guncles throughout history, Beyoncé and Mariah Carey’s guncles, and the gay uncle theory. In this episode: News- 3:21 || Main Topic (Guncles)- 14:51 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:05 Come see us live in Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tick...

Mike and Kyle talk about the word that’s in no way a slur: cisgender. In this episode: News- 8:12 || Main Topic (Cisgender)- 18:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:41 Come see us live in Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you! On the Patreon bonus segment, we talk about cisgender gayta, personal exper...

Guest co-host Chris Haigy from the We Read Movies podcast joins Kyle to talk about being single, dating yourself, soul mates, and Donna Meagle from Parks & Recreation. In this episode: News-2:49 || Main Topic (Single)-18:16 || Gayest & Straightest-1:15:59 Find Chris on the We Read Movies podcast or @lighterfandago on Instagram, Twitter, Blue Sky, and Threads. Come see us live in Chicago, S...

“We are in this constant fight with something that is very invisible.” Anna DeShawn from the Queer News podcast joins us to talk about the complex state of queer news today. In this episode: News-4:33 || Main Topic (Queer News)-12:27 || Guest (Anna DeShawn)-14:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:07:12 Come see us live in Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour...

In our joint Seattle live show with Derek and Romaine, we talk about 80085! Why do gay men love boobs? What do boobs feel like? Why did Kyle bite one? We explore these and other feel-good boob-related topics live during Seattle Pride. In this episode: Main Topic (Boobs)- 6:27 || Gayest & Straightest- 53:48 Come see us live in Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/liv...

Get bent with Mike and Kyle as they talk about the origins of the term ‘heteroflexible’, the difference between identity and behavior, bisexual stereotypes, and why people identify as heteroflexible. In this episode: News- 3:04 || Main Topic (Heteroflexible)- 14:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:12 Come see us live in Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com...

Two of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Rev. Sister Christiana Metroform and Sister Daya Reckoning, join us to talk about who the Sisters are, whether they’re mocking religion, and their feelings about the LA Dodgers controversy. Learn more about the local Seattle chapter at theabbey.org .

Rev. Joseph Peters-Mathews, gay married priest and father of two, joins us to explain the importance of the Bible, what it says about gay stuff, religious fundamentalists, and shrimp rules. In this episode: News- 2:28 || Main Topic (The Bible)- 14:07 || Guest (Joseph Peters-Mathews)- 19:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:06 If you want to see us live, tickets are still available for our stops in...

On the first stop of our 6-city tour, Mike and Kyle cruise the topic of bathhouses live from The Spot in New York City. We cover bathhouse etiquette, the history of bathhouses, bathhouse gayta, priests in bathhouses, and bathhouse closures during AIDS. In this episode: News- 6:08 || Main Topic (Bathhouses)- 12:55 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:55 If you want to see us live, tickets are still av...

Wrap up your heart. Wrap up your dick. Mike and Kyle talk about the etymology, the history, the gayta, the tips, and the tricks of using condoms. You scumbag. In this episode: News- 1:47 || Main Topic (Condoms)- 18:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:19 Tickets for our 6th anniversary live show mini-tour are available NOW for NYC, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayish...

NYC has been gayer for longer than you realize. Then again, it’s not as gay as you’d expect. We cover George Chauncey, Liza Minnelli, Greenwich Village, sip-ins, and myths about gay New York. In this episode: News- 1:39 || Main Topic (New York City)- 17:07 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:20 Tickets for our 6th anniversary live show mini-tour are available NOW for NYC, Seattle, Chicago, San Franc...

Masking and code-switching are extra burdens placed on minoritized communities, including queer, Black, brown, and disabled communities, to fit in with the expectations of a straight, white, neurotypical society. The aunties from the podcast Minoritea Report join us to talk about their experiences. In this episode: News- 1:52 || Main Topic (Masking)- 14:53 || Guests (Minoritea Report)- 24:10 || Ga...

Mike and Kyle talk about ketamine’s use as an anesthetic, as a recreational drug, and as a treatment for depression. Plus, Azealia Banks?! In this episode: News- 2:57 || Main Topic (Ketamine)- 19:00 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:15 Tickets for our 6th anniversary live show mini-tour go on pre-sale starting May 1 (except NYC, which is already in pre-sale). Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for d...

Homophobes often include bestiality in their slippery slope arguments as to why LGBTQ people don’t deserve equal rights. Well, let’s talk about it. In this episode: News- 3:27 || Main Topic (Bestiality)- 13:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:08 Tickets for our 6th anniversary live show mini-tour go on pre-sale starting May 1 (except NYC, which is already in pre-sale). Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/liv...

Ezra Michel (@ezramichelmusic) joins us to talk about everything: the word “pussyboy,” bisexuality, Grindr, male privilege, chasers, HRT, addiction, gender dysphoria, self-harm, big clits, t4t, and more. In this episode: News- 4:30 || Main Topic (Transgender)- 15:37 || Guest (Ezra Michel)- 21:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:37 Follow Ezra on: - @ezramichelmusic on IG & TikTok  - @p_ssyboyapparel...

Bro. It’s 4/20. We’re high. You can find out what this is about by listening, probably. Have fun. Party on. In this episode: News- 1:35 || Main Topic (4/20)- 13:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 55:32 Donate to the Last Prisoner Project by visiting https://www.lastprisonerproject.org/donate. It’s a non-profit working to free the tens of thousands of individuals still unjustly imprisoned for cannabis. Se...

In this surprisingly deep episode, we talk about the stories of queer farmers, sustainable farming, lesbian farmers, why there’s no farming gayta, and how to date as a farmer. In this episode: News- 1:13 || Main Topic (Farming)- 13:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:03 We’re doing a 6-city live show tour! This year, we’ll be going to New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and H...

Happy birthday!!! For the 6th anniversary of Gayish, Mike and Kyle talk about why 666 is actually lucky, the apocalypse, the Satanic Panic, why the gay rainbow flag is evil, gematria, and the self-fulfilling nature of stereotypes. In this episode: News- 2:58 || Main Topic (666)- 17:11 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:44 We’re doing a 6-city live show tour! This year, we’ll be going to New York City,...

Assholes. Where do they come from? Why do we love them? How do we take care of them? And who are they, really? We get the hole truth live from Boise for Podfort, part of the Treefort Music Festival. In this episode: News- 10:46 || Main Topic (Assholes)- 19:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 56:07 On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, Mike and Kyle discuss a few more Am I The (Gay) Asshole questions from R...

He’s out of my gay league! Are gay rec and sports leagues necessary? And, if so, who should be able to join them? What’s the drama behind the Gay Olympics? And how about the tribunal at the Seattle Gay Softball World Series of 2008? LET’S! GO! SPORTS! In this episode: News- 2:23 || Main Topic (Gay Leagues)- 16:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:36 On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, Mike and Kyle r...