Gayish Podcast

Weir going to talk figure skating and Rippon its gayness. And then learn one more gay figure skater’s name to make a third pun. Topics: hockey, Adam Rippon, Mike Pence, The Eagle, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, John Curry Skippers: 12:40 is the start of figure skating discussion

You have gayish questions. We have gayish answers. We celebrate our 50th episode with a very special Q&A from you, the gayish listeners!

Mike and Kyle uncover the disturbing history Disney has with the LGBTQ community in their parks and characters. Queer mafia: we may need your help defending us from the secret Disney mafia! Guest: our favorite fag stag and Disney expert, Doug Antkowiak.

The best recap of this episode is: tops, bottoms, power bottoms, Gay’s Anatomy, age differences, findom, pups, God Jayden, and a whole lotta bro. Our guest is Andrew Gurza from DisabilityAfterDark, the podcast that shines a bright light on sex and disability.

Mike and Kyle talk about how the Aziz Ansari story and the #metoo movement relate to their own experience in the gay community.

Ryan Murphy’s upcoming show, “American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace,” has the gays in a tizzy with Criss-citement. We talk about gay murderer Andrew Cunanan’s killing spree and how his experience is reflection of our own.

Mike opens up about his second divorce. Unplanned but important sub-topic: bi erasure. Unplanned but trivial sub-topic: what’s in Jesus’ butt?

Our interview with Mary Berry, the time we tried noseblasting, and the hookup that almost destroyed the podcast. These are just some of the highlights from Gayish in 2017.

We introduce a new segment, “Momsplaining with Ma Johnson.” Plus, which sex toy did Mike use incorrectly and end in a messy puddle on the ground?

All that glitters isn’t so gold these day, so suck my cod, Smash Mouth.

Mike and Kyle talk about the phenomenon of g0ys, why “preferences” are really just racism, and we learn Mike definitely does not speak Hebrew.

We look at fisting from every angle: fisting by the numbers, fisting for dummies, fisting laws in Australia, and fisting stories. (Yes, that covers 100% of the angles.) Our audio got weird during Mike’s story about Double Dick Dude, but it only lasts for a few minutes. We apologize to Mr. Dude.

Let’s talk about our body image issues and then cry for long enough to get slim, sleek tear ducts!

A very special Thanksgiving episode, filled with laughter, Two-Spirit, gay pilgrim orgies, horrifying deaths, and more laughter! Thank you to all of our listeners, but especially the effeminate ones.

Kyle gets blasphemous when we have a gay priest on to talk about the intersection of religion and sexuality. Guest: Joseph Peters-Mathews.

We’ve crunched the numbers, and Vermont is a unique state for one reason. Send a link to this podcast to your Vermont-residing friends, and ask them if REM really is on TV.

Mike explains why ghosts are more likely to be queer in this episode that is supposed to be about LGBTQ ghosts. However a word cloud of the transcript of the episode suggests it’s actually about ‘like’, ‘f— you’, and ‘dan’, in that order.

We’re splitting up! We take the OutKast approach to this episode and let you dive head-first deep inside our gay minds to hear what we think as we attend our (straight) friends’ wedding. Special guests: Matt Eaton and Carly Dykes.

It’s time for butt stuff, y’all!

Kyle’s coming out didn’t go so well. Plus, things not to do when someone comes out to you. Celebrate National Coming Out Day (October 11) with us!

Mike and Kyle get butch AF when they reveal whether or not they watch straight porn in yet another hard-hitting, potentially award-winning episode of Gayish.

We must be tired female monarchs because, in this episode, Mike and Kyle are drag queens! Special guest: Honey Bucket.

Why do trans people get murdered more than cis-gendered people?

As a tribute to My Favorite Murder, Mike and Kyle get into some gay homo-cide. Mike recounts the Trick or Treat murder, and Kyle covers the serial killer known as The Wolf Man of London, aka Michael Lupo. Stay gayish, and dont get murdered!

What starts as a lighthearted review of a gay video game, Dream Daddy, turns into the realization that Mike and Kyle are manipulative, are partially sociopathic, and shouldn’t have friends or relationships. Watch us playing Dream Daddy by searching “gayish podcast” on YouTube, and play Dream Daddy for yourself at dreamdaddy.biz.