Funny Business

Is a spork a dangerous weapon? Can Monopoly money settle your bar tab? And did someone defecate on a possum in public? Join us as we put Matt’s detective skills to the ultimate test in another round of Florida Man or Florida Fake! This week, Matt’s Drunk Thoughts tackle the mysteries of daylight saving time and the curious case of vanishing fast food items! We’ll also explore snack wraps, the pros...

Mike and Matt take on life’s biggest questions—chosen by a random generator. They dive into unexpected long shots, zombie survival plans, and why they don’t have FOMO over meme coins. Along the way, they tackle the Yankees’ surprising beard policy, the relevance of Twitter (X) for businesses, and a rare customer service win at a brewery. The episode wraps up with a highly scientific ranking of fam...

Mike and Matt, two friends, embark on a fun-filled adventure by taking a BuzzFeed quiz to discover which flower best represents their personalities. This quiz ignites a lively conversation that spans a wide range of topics, from pet names and dream homes to baby names and even some highly questionable March Madness predictions. They even engage in a playful debate about the number of grapes they w...

Science says there’s a specific time of day when you’re happiest—so are you hitting your peak joy or missing out? Meanwhile, Matt is deep in March Madness mode while also battling the flu and losing his sanity in quarantine. He’s spiraling into TikTok trends, struggling with CapCut captions, and questioning his life choices. Meanwhile, Mike didn’t even realize NBA All-Star Weekend happened and has...

Bill Gates once said, “I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Honestly, he might be onto something. From a stockboy hacking the milk stocking process to a guy who outsourced his job to China, we’re dissecting some of the most outrageous (and genius) lazy-person workarounds ever. Also in today’s episode: Is TSA PreCheck just a...

Imagine spending 25 years living on a cruise ship—no rent, no chores, just endless buffets and ocean views. Sounds amazing, right? Or does it? Mike and Matt break down this wild life choice. Speaking of wild, the Luka-AD trade has NBA fans losing their minds, and the guys have plenty to say about it. Meanwhile, Matt recaps the Grammys. Oh, and did we mention he witnessed a full-blown church argume...

Have you heard about gender reveal parties that went awry? Or how TikTokers are transforming food reviews into careers? This episode covers everything from the debate on college athletes getting paid to why inflation seems to be a constant issue. We also share our mixed feelings about Uncrustables, the odd flavors of Pringles, and the intriguing idea of predicting the future without knowing when t...

In this episode, we dive into Coors Light’s amusing “Mondays Light” ad failure and discuss why it’s incredibly relatable. We also share our frustrations about the public nuisance of snow-covered cars and give a public service announcement to anyone taking photos with an iPad at events. Additionally, we explore the hysteria surrounding the TikTok ban, call out influencers who lied for attention, an...

What would happen if TikTok were banned? Would Millennials finally return to Facebook, or is this the end of social media dominance? We’re exploring all the possibilities. Next, we’ll engage in some introspection (with a bit of light-hearted teasing): if you’ve checked off at least 18 items on this list, you’re officially classified as an Old Millennial. Finally, we’ll rank the cringiest, pettiest...

We’re diving into the hilariously divisive 2025 Banished Words List, which features overused terms like “cringe,” “IYKYK,” and “Skibidi." Meanwhile, Matt’s personal life resembles a sitcom as he navigates questionable coffee creamer choices and finds unconventional ways to showcase his pride for the Steelers. Additionally, Mike is making his return to the chaotic world of WWE after a decade and ha...

This week, we’re breaking down the 24 memes that defined 2024 and why they had us cackling all year long. Then, we dive into the chaos of content creators fleeing to new platforms because of the potential TikTok shutdown. Matt shares his hot take on why NBA ratings are tanking and pitches some wild ideas to bring the hype back. Meanwhile, Mike’s big news? He got desk organizers and drove 345 miles...

In this episode, we explore the social dilemmas, the chaos of gift-giving, and the peculiarities of modern life. Have you ever called someone a “liability” to their face? 00:00 Intro 03:02 15 Things That Are Considered "Normal" In 2024 That Are Secretly Kinda Weird 20:23 Mike's IPA Woes 22:45 Take It! 31:18 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons:...

Get your eggnog ready and ring those jingle bells because this episode features repeat guests—a group of pub friends who have remarkably released a new Christmas song every year for a decade. Is it a holiday miracle or just musical madness? We also play the ultimate “Would You Rather: Holiday Edition,” where we present tough festive choices that are sure to make you cringe: Secret Santa or white e...

This episode covers everything from the wildest eBay listings to Juan Soto joining the Mets! Matt reveals his reasons for trying to sell his college football playoff tickets. At the same time, Mike shares two very different stories. A late-night inquiry about “snow” and a heartwarming encounter with a potentially grieving stranger. 00:00 Intro 03:07 14 Of The Weirdest eBay Listings Ever 19:29 Down...

Is your brain suffering from too much screen time? Oxford University Press seems to think so, as they have declared “brain rot” the 2024 Word of the Year. In this piece, we explore why this term resonates so much in today’s society and how it connects to the extended Black Friday shopping craze. Additionally, we discuss the growing trend of breweries transforming into game night venues—because wha...

The rise of “doom spending” has people flinging money at fleeting pleasures while the world grapples with pressing issues. Is this behavior a form of therapy, or is it merely financial pandemonium? In this review, we’ll delve into the App Store, rating Apple’s most exceptional and disappointing offerings. From life-altering tools to apps that may prove utterly worthless, we’ll explore it all. 00:0...

Who needs a million friends when a smaller social circle can boost health? This episode explores the benefits of close-knit relationships, shares Mike’s latest toilet saga, and discusses the rebranding of Kum & Go gas stations. We feature an inspiring story about Augmentative and Alternative Communication, debate the merits of wedding dance floors, and whether passed hors d’oeuvres are classy...

Are Gen Z workers really avoiding the office bathroom? And what’s going on in Atlantic City after dark? This week, we dive into some of the strangest trends, from "bathroom anxiety" at work to what goes down in casinos at 2 a.m. Plus, we've got a Grammy breakdown on Song of the Year contenders, another classic Matt’s Chip Review, and even some personalized diss tracks we wrote for each other. 00:0...

We dive into a relationship conundrum: a woman questions if she’s being inconsiderate for encouraging her partner, who doesn’t have a driver’s license, to visit the DMV. Another person discovers the complications that arise when “fist bumps” and “f-bombs” don’t mix with Amazon delivery drivers. We’ll also explore a grandma’s reaction to her 18-year-old grandchild’s bus pass mishap, evaluate the et...

In this fan-driven episode, we delve into some of your most intriguing (and occasionally hilarious) questions! We engage in a lively debate on the best Sabrina Carpenter song, attempt to determine who would emerge victorious in a contest on Dancing with the Stars, and even provide an update on the Yankees’ World Series. 00:00 Intro 02:43 What's The Sentence? 13:49 Community Take It! 35:09 Outro an...

New Zealand airports are introducing a limit on goodbye hugs! In this episode, we explore the world’s first cuddle cap, which restricts farewells to just three minutes. Mike shares his "step-tacular" weekend, during which he managed to walk 27,000 steps and lived to tell the tale. We also express our cautious optimism about the Yankees' chances in the World Series, despite... well, the Yankees. Fi...

Funny Business Podcast Buckle up, because Elon Musk just revealed a $30,000 Tesla Cybercab and a Robovan—because why just commute when you can be chauffeured by robots? Meanwhile, Matt’s battling technology as his Firestick decides it’s officially "on strike." We also dive into Matt’s stress over the Yankees' playoff hopes—spoiler: his optimism is like their bullpen, shaky at best. And Mike? He’s...

Ever wonder what happens to all that lost luggage at airports? Spoiler: It’s not just sitting around forever! This week, we dive into the bizarre business of reselling lost luggage and the treasures travelers unknowingly leave behind. Plus, we tackle the confusing world of the English language, where "flammable" and "inflammable" somehow mean the same thing. And speaking of big surprises, did you...

This week, we explore how snail mail is bringing Millennials and Gen Zers together, discuss Yankee baseball in the playoffs, and dive into the heated Name, Image, and Likeness disputes. Plus, we reflect on our unhealthy internet dependency and share the pros and cons of speeding through podcasts. 00:00 Intro 03:00 Snail Mail Is the One Thing Millennials and Gen Zers Agree On 12:16 Buy Or Sell 29:1...

In this episode, we dive into the wild story of a California man who unknowingly paid his neighbor’s electricity bill for 18 years. We also chat about BYU interviews, Mike’s epic ice cream brownie sundae order, celebrities cleaning up their social media, and a YouTuber caught filming all of his eating videos at once. 00:00 Intro 04:42 California Man Discovers He’s Paid His Neighbor’s Electricity B...