Funny Business

This compilation features a diverse range of topics, including burning internet questions, hot takes on self-checkout and standing ovations, a kid at a baseball game who absolutely destroyed Mike, and a full draft of things everyone pretends to enjoy. Mike and Matt debate whether leaving someone on read is rude, weigh in on splitting the bill at group dinners, and tackle whether destination weddin...

This compilation offers a diverse range of topics, including phonetic reversals, negotiable morals, underrated appreciation, corporate buzzword bingo, and even a raccoon that hypes you up everywhere you go. Mike and Matt introduce a word guessing game that challenges your brain, assigns monetary value to fighting NHL players and surviving a tiger in a mall, and acknowledges the people and small th...

Silicone phone cases, sauce tier lists, spicy margaritas, and a five-foot SpongeBob that needs a deep clean, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt get into the small things that are quietly getting to them, rank sauces blind with no takebacks, debate what they are buying and selling this month, and guess the price on the wildest Facebook Marketplace finds on the internet....

Community questions, hot takes, ridiculous hypotheticals, and a debate about umbrellas in the sun, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt engage with listener-submitted questions, share their unfiltered opinions, test their morals with Would You Rather, and decide what’s hot or not. From spicy wing limits and seagulls in your house to loyalty rewards, diner food, Alexa cha...

What do a clump of goldfish, a ruined wedding cake, and toe-stained Birkenstocks have in common? They all made it into our February highlight reel. This month was unhinged in the best way. From morally questionable decisions to overpriced Facebook Marketplace chaos, we pulled together the best moments from February’s episodes. 00:00 Intro 00:12 The Ultimate Pizza Topping Draft 05:04 The “Good List...

The podcast is changing, but don’t worry, Matt’s still tipping appropriately. We’re kicking off a brand-new format for Funny Business. Monthly full episodes, weekly minis, and the same spicy debates about CPAP Wrapped and owl impressions. 00:00 Intro 03:43 We're Changing The Podcast Format! 14:39 Person of the Week 16:35 Buy Or Sell 38:21 Advice and Outro Follow Funny Business on Spotify for w...

We suited up. We reminisced. We raw-dogged it… with no socks. From episode 1 to 300, it’s been Bud Light Orange, bacon suits, and best friend chaos the whole way through. It’s a full-blown celebration of 300 consecutive episodes, reliving our favorite bits, failed quizzes, cursed boxes, and our most viral moments (yes, the bacon suit makes a return). 00:00 Intro 04:51 Nostalgia Trip For Funny Busi...

“6-7” made the dictionary, then got banished. Make it make sense. We’re back with Lake Superior State University’s annual list of words we should all stop saying, and this year’s entries are massive. Literally. Also, Matt nearly coughs out a rib, Mike becomes an Excel wizard, and we both realize “gifted” might be the worst verb of the decade. 00:00 Intro 02:34 2026 Banished Words 23:20 Person of t...

What’s up there?! From light bulbs to rubber gaskets, the ER saw it all in 2024 and we’re here to react, cringe, and try to understand. Plus, Matt cries at Stranger Things, Mike’s CPAP won’t travel, and a surprise pool table was not what it seemed. 00:00 Intro 01:53 The government’s keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts — these were the worst items last year 14:29 Person of the Wee...

The internet was loud, confusing, and absolutely exhausting in 2025, and we processed it with zero brain cells. From Jet2holidays to Group 7 chaos, this episode is our unfiltered wrap-up of the TikTok trends and pop culture moments we barely understood as we recap the weirdest internet trends, reflect on the year that was, and hand out our last Cheers To You before ringing in 2026. 00:00 Intro 03:...

Snow is falling, the flu is spreading, and the Belschnickel is crawling across your roof with four cows and four steers. Mike breaks out a Pennsylvania Dutch Night Before Christmas, Matt fights sickness armed with a vintage shovel, and someone’s deodorant routine is hanging by a very thin thread. 00:00 Intro 03:29 Reading of the Pennsylvania Dutch Night before Christmas by Chet Williamson 18:10 Pe...

Santa’s got a new Christmas banger and we’re fully obsessed. Mike’s back from his honeymoon with stingray stories, surprise tequila, and a mongoose sighting. Matt’s mad about college football rankings, but at least a TikTok helped an 88-year-old retire with $1.7 million. Chaos, karaoke, and Caribbean vibes await. 00:00 Intro 03:36 88-year-old Michigan grocery cashier overwhelmed by sudden $1.7M gi...

Have you ever laughed so hard you questioned your life choices? Matt might have. Mike swears he didn’t. This week we dive into a chaotic round of “Never Have I Ever” that derails into moral dilemmas, matching honeymoon outfits, and drive-thru small talk that goes completely off the rails. 00:00 Intro 04:25 “Never Have I Ever” gets weirdly personal 18:23 Person of the Week 20:33 Community Take It!...

Which Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon are you holding on to? Matt went full Super Saiyan over Goku, flirted with Mario, and still somehow ended up swinging into Spider-Man’s arms. Someone also walked away with a cup of pure Dunkin’ cream with no coffee in sight. Plus, we’re giving thanks in the most chaotic way possible with another round of “Cheers to You,” where quarter zips and postal wo...

Target just launched a new employee policy that demands smiling, waving, and “helpful energy” when customers are within a 10-foot radius. So naturally, Mike and Matt break down why this is probably the worst possible timing to become overly friendly. Also in this episode: an all-you-can-eat honeymoon hot dog plan, a bold burrito betrayal, and a very questionable claim from one of baseball’s bigges...

What would you give up to make $3,000 a day? Turns out all you need is great hands, a daily manicure, and the ability to hold a dove for Chanel. Also in this episode: Mike's miraculous hubcap reunion, Matt's unsolicited geography lesson, and a whole lot of questionable career planning. 00:00 Intro 02:25 Here’s how much you can earn per day as a professional hand model 14:48 Person of the W...

Dictionary.com says the Word of the Year is… 6-7. And no, it’s not a typo, it’s a vibe. From Gen Alpha chaos in math class to ESPN beefing with YouTube TV, plus our ultimate wedding song power rankings, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. 00:00 Intro 03:02 Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of the Year — “67” 16:48 Person of the Week 20:38 Funny Business Power Rankings 35:15 Outro and...

Corrupt officials, cyber attacks, and pumpkin pie—this week, we’re delving into America’s deepest fears and rating fruits. From government surveillance to blueberry slander, no topic is off-limits, not even bananas.00:00 Intro06:08 What do Americans fear most? The answers to this foreboding study might surprise you15:35 Person of the Week17:10 Check The Ratings38:40 Advice and Outro Follow Funny B...

Dude. Where did that come from?! This week, Matt and Mike dig into the wild history of the word “dude" from 1800s fashion icons to surfer slang and zoot suits. Plus, a Louvre heist straight out of Ocean’s 11 and a surprise moon orbiting Earth that has scientists doing double takes! 00:00 Intro 02:53 Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild 13:21 Person of the Week 15:40 Buy or Sell 41:1...

Mike brought beer and a baby. Matt brought a boat. Only one of them survived the island. This week’s challenge: survive wild scenarios using just five items that start with the same letter. It’s a chaotic mix of logic, panic, and very questionable decisions.00:00 Intro02:00 Surviving With Items That Start With The Same Letter20:47 Person of the Week21:54 Down In The Dumps35:53 Outro and Advice Fol...

A toilet that uses AI to analyze your poop? Yep, and Lance Armstrong is backing it. This week, the guys flush out the weirdest tech story of the year. 00:00 Intro 02:06 New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI 14:27 Person of the Week 15:20 Sayyy Whatt? 22:15 Outro and Advice Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/...

From Michael Jackson standing still for two full minutes to Left Shark forgetting the choreography to Prince performing Purple Rain in the actual rain. We’re running through the weirdest Super Bowl halftime show moments of all time. And because the halftime show isn’t the only place for unsung heroes, we launch our brand-new segment: Cheers to You, raising a glass to the everyday legends who make...

In this episode of Funny Business, Mike recaps his wedding weekend—from ice cream scoops instead of cake to Matt’s best man speech and (accidentally?) calling guests “sons of b****es.” The guys also dive into the story of an ex-Mormon making $20K a month on OnlyFans just from voice notes, sparking ideas for their own audio side hustle. They debate the worst possible celebrity guests, defend petty...

A mystery wedding guest vanishes without a trace, and TikTok solves it in two hours. Plus, Matt roasts Mike into married life with a wedding poem full of tech burns, CPAP slander, and actual heart. 00:00 Intro 04:52 Bride confronts mystery wedding crasher — after searching nonstop for 4 years 16:06 Buy Or Sell 29:57 The Roast Of Mike Before His Wedding 37:37 Outro and Advice Follow Funny Business...

What’s the word? It’s marriage , apparently—because this episode accidentally predicted Mike’s wedding. Plus, we settle the real dishwasher debate and witness a ballpark Karen meltdown. 00:00 Intro 05:49 What's The Word? 22:15 Person of the Week 24:04 Sayyyy Whaaat? 37:21 Outro and Advice Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod