Funny Business

Get a live taste test, plus the viral coworker who whispers to her “spicy little pickle.” Add in coffee sticker shock, bad drivers, and Matt’s lawn obsession, and you’ve got another hot one. Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Views expressed are those of the hosts and not of any organization. Mike & Matt are solely responsible for...

What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions. Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails. 00:00 Intro 02:55 Taylor...

Pacifiers are back, but not for babies. Yep, TikTok has adults sucking on them for “stress relief,” and Mike & Matt have thoughts. From fake Justin Bieber sightings in Vegas to Major League Baseball expansion drama, this episode covers it all. Plus why moving sucks and why Matt refuses to care about Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs. 00:00 Intro 02:27 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe thems...

A new “trend” is hitting WNBA courts… and it’s not a good one. We break down the bizarre items making their way past arena security, the wild reasons why, and what the league is doing to stop it. Plus, we roast TikTok’s broken search bar, crown tournament golf as king, and discover Mike’s new way to game while getting cardio. 00:00 Intro 02:14 How does the WNBA deal with sex-toy throwers? 14:13 Pe...

We constructed an empire in ancient Egypt, convinced Leonardo da Vinci that we were gods, and inadvertently introduced a cowboy into the future. Naturally, we also engaged in debates about whether it was acceptable to sip a High Noon at work and determining which of us would emerge victorious in a UFC cage match. From espresso martini regrets to an abundance of WWE legends, this episode encompasse...

Is your dream job secretly trash? According to Reddit, probably. From chefs with no time to cook for themselves to veterinarians buried in heartbreak, we’re exposing the careers that sound amazing—until you actually do them. Plus, Matt and Mike relive the bachelor party weekend of questionable decisions, unplanned lake dives, and Savannah Bananas shenanigans. Dudes rock, but do boats? The answer m...

A wedding guest took the mic and let everyone know she taught the groom how to make crab cakes. She also wasn’t supposed to be there. Things escalated fast, and no one knew where the DJ was. In this episode, Mike and Matt break down the viral wedding moment, preview the upcoming bachelor party, and debate whether Coldplay concerts are the new Maury. There’s also a terrifying Big Mac bite, a longho...

Your honeymoon suite, now with an adjoining door for your in-laws?! Mike and Matt dive into the bizarre world of family-inclusive honeymoons and answer your best (and weirdest) community questions—like which Gatorade flavor reigns supreme and whether batting cages make for a solid first date. 00:00 Intro 03:53 Parents crashing honeymoons becomes bizarre new travel trend for modern newlyweds 11:45...

Ever wonder if walking backwards makes you smarter, or just makes you fall down a hill? We tested brain hacks, grilled fake meat, and got way too aggressive with cologne testers. 00:00 Intro 01:55 Three Weird Ways To Keep Your Brain Healthy 12:06 Funny Business Food Review 15:12 Sayyyy Whatttt? 24:48 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/ FOLLOW US Beacons: https://b...

We’re calling it now: THIS episode will make you question the future, and possibly your beverage choices. From AI ruining the internet to sparkling water turning against us. Buckle up for some wild predictions! Oh, and did Mike nearly tear his LCL walking into a couch? 00:00 Intro 02:06 People Are Sharing Their “Calling It Now” Predictions 20:49 Buy Or Sell 38:27 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://fu...

What does SUV really stand for? If you said “Steel Under Vehicle,” congrats—you’re one of us. This week, Mike quizzes Matt on the most chaotic acronym quiz ever, Matt loses a battle with a neighbor’s smoke alarm, and Pringles for breakfast becomes a thing. Also, Mike might have sleep apnea, but it’s fine. Probably. 00:00 Intro 00:57 Good Morning, Podcast Recording 03:43 Do You Know Your Acronyms?...

An AI therapist gave advice so bad, it made national headlines. Meanwhile, we debate whether dancing is a sport and who the best (or worst) celebrity would be to get stuck with. Spoiler: one of us wants MrBeast, the other… not so much. 00:00 Intro 05:44 Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Drug as a Treat 19:16 Community Take It! 36:04 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://funnybusin...

WWDC 2025 came in hot with something called Liquid Glass. Matt and Mike break down everything Apple dropped, from iOS 26’s makeover to CarPlay learning new tricks and group chat polls that are guaranteed to ruin friendships. Meanwhile, the NBA Finals have no soul this year, and yes, we’re mad about it. There’s no energy, no trophy on the court, and apparently, no one in charge of fan engagement. W...

Sydney Sweeney just dropped a soap made from her actual bathwater? Yes, really. In this episode, Matt and Mike break down the bizarre Dr. Squatch collab that has the internet spiraling. Genius marketing or the weirdest celeb merch yet? We dive into strange celebrity products (used tissues, candles, even coffins), plus review Lay’s new Bacon Grilled Cheese Chips. There’s also hot takes on Stranger...

Ever wondered what's more dangerous-iced coffee addiction or wielding a chainsaw in Crocs? Mike and Matt are back with tournament tales, lawn equipment mishaps, and a rapid-fire round of "this or that" that includes everything from Italian food vs. Chinese food to friend-zoning philosophy. Plus, hear about the heartbreaking chipping game struggles and the ongoing battle with Crohn's-and healthcare...

Ever wonder when you should really buy your girlfriend flowers? Or what your last meal would be if you were on death row? Mike and Matt tackle the big questions—and the very dumb ones—in this jam-packed episode of the Funny Business Podcast. We play “What’s the Word?” and get sidetracked by velvet suits, college nostalgia, and our shocking take on red velvet cake. The guys debate whether flying a...

“Can I see your ID before we serve you these fries?” In this episode of Funny Business, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of fast food security after a Brooklyn McDonald’s starts checking IDs like it’s a club. From teens terrorizing the Golden Arches to outrageous ideas for where else you might get carded (cemeteries?!), it’s chaos served with a side of nuggets. They also tackle: Why Scrabble...

Ever wonder what happens when a YouTuber refuses to sit for a whole week? Spoiler: It doesn’t end well. In this episode, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of standing challenges, public bathroom necessities (wet wipes for the win), and why LeBron James somehow load-managed the Met Gala. They also unpack stomach bug survival tactics, Met Gala mystery meals, diva horses skipping races, and the...

It’s been 20 years since Anakin forgot the sunscreen on Mustafar, and we’re celebrating. In this nostalgic yet nerdy episode, Mike and Matt honor Revenge of the Sith with trivia, memes, and a heartfelt lightsaber that just won’t turn on. Plus, they dive into a ridiculous (and surprisingly detailed) internet debate: can 100 humans defeat a gorilla? Spoiler: it depends on your views about trench war...

Plants are screaming… and apparently bats are listening. In this five-year anniversary episode of the Funny Business Podcast, Mike and Matt uncover a bizarre but real study: stressed plants emit ultrasonic clicks when they’re thirsty, injured, or just having a rough day. We’re talking tomato cries, cactus complaints, and the very real possibility that your lawn hates you. Also on deck: Matt’s Comm...

You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys. But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and...

Your favorite co-hosts dive into jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines, including a scandalous graveyard encounter and an underwear-clad brawl at Disney’s Epcot. They also vent about the world’s most frustrating gas rewards system, discuss birthday letdowns, and pitch genius ideas for Disney’s drink-around-the-world program. If you love weird news, relatable rants, and clever takes, this episode is y...

In this episode, Mike hits Matt with the ultimate SpongeBob SquarePants trivia challenge. We’re talking everything from Mermaid Man to Ol’ Reliable—and debating whether Plankton’s actually the villain or just an underdog with a dream. (Also, what is going on with Mr. Krabs and his whale daughter?)Then, we dive into baseball’s hottest controversy: the Yankees’ “torpedo bats.” Are they smart? Legal?...

A journalist accidentally added to a secret military group chat? Yes, that really happened. In this episode, we break down one of the most bizarre digital slip-ups in recent government history— right before a missile strike , no less—and riff on the absolute worst group chats to be accidentally added to . (Spoiler: your ex’s family BBQ thread tops the list.) Then, we dive into the Funny Business P...

Would you eat the world’s hottest pepper just for clout? How about snacking on packing peanuts because TikTok said so? In this episode, we dive into the wild world of extreme eating trends, from a guy setting records with Carolina Reaper peppers to the internet’s latest questionable snack choices. However, there’s more to discuss: We confront one of life’s major social quandaries: the appropriate...