Functional Chaos Podcast

We be doing Vocab this week! Dev, Jade, and Kali all bring in 3 words they like with their definitions. They have to guess each others words or definitions in this weeks episode based on the letter 'V'! Dev, surprises everyone with an additional BONUS word to send us off! Jade, picked 3 words that were historically used in letter writing back when that was popular! Kali, gives us some pretty pract...

Jelly Jade is outty this week cause she got the ick! So Dev and Kali take on the challenge of giving everyone a semi-functioning show! Amongst the chaos they were more than capable! Kali gives us some of her controversial Hot Takes! Followed by Dev that gives us a great belly laughs with High Stories! This episode was recorded early in the morning so there might be some pretty insane ideas about t...

Game Night! We've gone weekly y'all!! We are super excited and the best way for us to accomplish this we're going to do a common topic every other week. The other weeks will be individual topics!!  In saying that, we played a few games: Whose Most Likely? and The Whisper Game! Hope you can keep up with this weeks episode, especially because its the first time Dev is bringing us our Ice Breake...

It's Jade's BIRTHDAY!!! Don't forget to wish her a happy frickin' birthday on January 17th! We know the audio sounds very..... questionable, quiet and loud at the same time! Sooooooo sorry. Our Mic was Stolen! XD Just our luck right? Anyway it's a hell of an episode, so if you can get past the audio we promise you definitely won't be disappointed! Kali starts us off with a little game of Would You...

Kali's sister Karli and her best friend, Nyah, are home from college! And here to give you a chaotic new perspective to the podcast! Unfortunately, we have missed Jade this week because of her father passing away unexpectantly. We encourage our listeners to send Jade some love through our Instagram and TikTok pages! Handles Below ↓! We Love You Jade!! Dev is enlightening us with a list she's creat...

The 3 FC laddies are back together to bring you another chaotic episode! Jade exposes us to mythological creatures from different cultures. Kali educates us about the history of the Menorah and Hanukiah. Dev takes us into the world of food and the medicinal properties they can hold.  This is a longer episode; we've realized this might be the running trend with us now and possibly into the fut...

Dev is stuck at home with the sickness, so Jade and Kali wing it with quizzes where all the answers start with the letter Z! This episode is much shorter than most other episodes, but the chaos is not lacking this week. Since Dev was sick, the recording had to be moved to a new location, so FC takes the show back to its roots; back at Kali's house with the shitty mic and jammed in a closet togethe...

This week the chaotic gals take an alternative approach to a topic that might be triggering for some with toxic family members. We ask that you check in with yourself if you choose to listen and always put your needs first. There will always be another episode in 2 Mondays! 🖤  Thanksgivings day is upon us here in the USA, and as we all can relate, that can be an extra hard time of year for a lot...

Dev takes gives us a history lesson on Jester's and there are many stereotypes that are corrected about this career. Jade makes us inspired and sad with the story of Juice WRLD's documentary on HBO Max. Kali's end's it all with the funniest Jury Duty stories from the Buzzfeed article, 17 Crazy Things That Actually Happened to People During Jury Duty. The chaos never stops for us but we get so exci...

Happy Halloween! Let's cuddle in our favorite Pj's and tell spooky stories we find on the internet! Jade tells of tales of groundskeepers, Kali gives us chicken skin with 2-sentence chills, and Dev cleanses our pallet with sexual horror stories. We love when you listen, but please be sure to take care of yourself first. If we bring up topics that are triggering for you in any way, shape, or form,...

On today's wild ride, the women take you on a journey of cultural hospitality, the tantalizing life of XXXTENTACION, and ends with customer service horror stories from Comca.. Sorry I mean, Xfinity. There is a trigger warning for this episode as there are mentions of suicidal ideation, violence, and murder. Please put yourself first and take a step away from Dev's topic as it could be triggering f...

This episode is so incredibly chaotic so good luck keeping up with us as Kali tells fail-tastic bachelorette party stories from a BuzzFeed article, Jade reads our birthday horoscopes from a birthday zodiac book, and Dev gives us a quiz where all the answers start with the letter B (spoiler alert Jade and Kali fumble). We also have a guest to start the episode off. Kali's best friend, Selena, bring...

Welcome to our first episode in our attempt to make life not as serious and judgemental. Devan giggles through explaining angel numbers, Kali displays her lack of knowledge of astrology, and Jade confuses us with too many statistics about little green men.  If you want the links to where we got all our information, you could probably find it on the front page of google because that's where it...

Today we traverse a new terrane that is the world of PodCasting. As is tradition in the world of amateur Podcasting, we have made an introductory episode for you to listen to.. cause it can only go uphill from here.  This world is more chaotic that a bull in a barrel and this is just the beginning. Hold on to your skins as we make you laugh, cringe, and laugh some more, being our authentic se...