Functional Chaos Podcast

Ep. 38 - Language, Lucifer, & Let's Be Honest POW! Just like that it’s another whole new week of chaos! Jade starts us off by talking about Languages, but she doesn’t talk about specific dialects but does show us how similar languages can be! Kali, is second in race today with talking about Lucifer. Everyone has heard the story of Lucifer but did you know that each person might have a diff...

Back at it again with another episode outside the studio and in Kali’s bedroom. Not the most glamorous set up but a very comfy one for sure. Or if you asked Dev she might say otherwise. We know the audio isn’t the quality your used to from us, we just hope our chaotic personalities make up for it!🙃 We tell personal stories all about Kissing! Some stories are hilarious, some are aggressive, some a...

New week and another chaotic episode brought to you by the letter J! Dev, reluctantly, tells us fun facts about Jiminy Cricket. It’s probably the one topic that made us laugh the most for literally no reason… so enjoy that 😅! Jade tells us about the holidays in January. We can all agree that the best day in January is the 17th! Kali finishes the episode off with an informative presentation on jig...

Hello Beautifulicious Besties! This week is a topic that start with the letter I, and boy did we pick a good one 😂! Wow this week us chaotic c*nts bring you our icks in a game of, Whose Ick is This? We Yeah added a little twist this week (on accident). Karl, Kali’s little sis, was planned to be on this episode, but was unable to make it; however, she did add her icks to the mix and we’ll be guess...

Heyyyy Besties!!! Hope your week is starting off STUPENTASTIC! Your three favorite chaotic gals bring you another week of more useless things to think about!  We also need to apologize if anyone has trouble with the audio and/or video as we had to use our OG microphone and old “studio” (Kali’s Bed) from our first episode! We’re sooo fucking sorry if it causes any inconveniences as we want to alway...

Hello big, beautiful, chaotic world and hello BESTIES!!! Welcome to another week of your 3 local goblins trying to host a podcast. This week our group topic is brought to you by the letter G, for Gross Standards. One by one we share some standards in society that we find gross as hell. Ick fest central! We wanna know what you think and if you agree with our gross standards. Or comment a gross stan...

Welcome to another week with our antics, even though one of us was too ill to be in this episode! We missed you this week Jade!! Hope you feel better soon love bug!! This week Kali starts us out with giving us weird questions and their answers about Farts on Google! Let’s just say you will definitely learn something or two and laugh even more! Dev captivates us with a dive into the new TikTok buzz...

It’s Monday! Which means we have a new episode full of new discussions and chaos! This week we explore the world of emoji’s and play a little game of guess what that means!  We each came up with 5 different sequences of emoji’s that the other two gals will have to guess the word or phrase the sequence is displaying! We learn very quickly that we might not all share the same thinking styles so it w...

Welcome Girlypops! To another episode of your favorite chaotic queens trying to host a podcast. We do have to put a trigger warning on this episode because there are mentions of self-harm, suicide, and eating disorders. The mentions of these sensitive subjects isn’t far in depth or detailed. It is mentioned and kind of “joked” about in a sense that we make light of it because it is so heavy to tal...

We have another week of the most unhinged gals on the internet! Although Dev tries to fall asleep a few times! *Apologies for so many yawn sounds*! That is until Jade sets her straight a few times! The sass is never ending on set this week. What's better than sitting with your favorite gals pals and discussing the shit customer stories they've experienced in life!? Emphasis on the SHIT por...

Another Week, Another Episode of Chaos! This episode is brought to you by the letter, B, and Boy do we have some Bangin' topics to share! Kali starts us off with her topic, Bandits of History, and she really did find some interesting thieves to share! Next is Dev giving us a lecture on Body language and she finishes her topic by bringing out the whiteboards! Jade is here to finish us off with...

AHHHHHHH! It's time for round 2 of our alphabetic podcast! This week we are back at it again with our chaotic episodes and this season we're doing things a little different. Instead of drawing a letter each week, we're going to be drawing our topics!! This means we'll be going in full-blown order. Kind of the functionality of the functional chaos gang; if you know you know 😂. Starting our adventu...

It's the FINAL EPISODE of our very first season!! We have had so much fun trying to figure out our flow and getting to meet our little listening community during the beginning of this functionally chaotic podcasting journey! This week the ice breaker shows to be a little bit of a struggle trying to put foot masks on! Dev starts us off this week telling us facts we didn't know about pteroda...

Welcome to another week of chaos! Kali went to the Hospital and tells an absolutely hilarious story of what she encounter while she was there! Jade brings us our intellectual IceBreaker by having us take an IQ test. The results are self-conciousness inducing! Thanks. Anyway, each of the goofy gals will list off some weird, surprising, and old ass laws across the USA! And Jade is actually the only...

Welcome to another week of more topics you probably don't care about but we want to talk about! On this episode of WTF is going on, we have Kali starting us off with 10 amazing cat facts you probably didn't know! Then Dev drops in with some hilarious missed connections around the Portland area from none other than Craigslist! Finishing us off, we have Jade educating us on the shopping cart...

This week Jade brings her co-worker and our self-proclaimed biggest chaos fan, Justine! A perfect guest for this week's topic! We be telling "Karen" stories. Some stories are from the internet but most of them are our own stories from us all working in customer service. If you have any stories you would be okay with us sharing in the future, send them to our email: functionalchaospod...

Another week, another chaotic episode. BUT! This week, things are a little different as we are now on YouTube for your viewing pleasure! You asked for it and we heard you! Please give us a little bit of grace as we try to navigate this new platform and the world of video! We know the quality might be questionable and we appreciate your continued love and support! It's Dev's BIRTHDAY!! Don&...

Happy Chaotic Monday! This weeks episode needs to start with a disclaimer! *Please remember to always consume alcohol responsibly! We never encourage anyone to follow in the footsteps of some of the stories you will hear! We also never encourage underage drinking, even though we know it might happen still remember to be safe and responsible!* Okay now that that's out of the way!! Lets tells some d...

It's Kali's Birthday!!! But it's also Easter! So Happy Day to both. Easter baskets are a must and even the ladies wear bunny ears throughout this episode! This week on our 'U' inspired episode Kali starts us off with talking about some underground cities around the world. Dev and Jade both chose Urban dictionary but they each took a unique spin on the Urban Dictionary game. We...

This week's group topic is all about Yahoo Answers; RIP. We take lists of the weirdest, funniest, and most random questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers to share our favorites with you! Yahoo Answers was launched in 2005 and ultimately switched to a 'read only' platform in early 2021. Over these 16 years there were millions of questions asked and answered from all over the world! Jade e...

Happy Chaotic Monday! Another week of us just being ourselves and basking in the chaos! Jade starts us off with a list of things that are Quick! The things on the list might surprise you and you might learn something new to tell at parties. Kali gives us a list of quirky things humans do and don't talk about! Comment your quirky human things! Dev finishes the episode with a game of Quality or...

This week the gals play the Newly Wed Game but friends addition! One at a time, the ladies will stick their hand in an octopus and pull out a question (personal? Probably!). They will then answer the question on their whiteboard while the other ladies guess what the correct answer is! How well do these besties know each other?  This was so fun to do! And we definitely learned a lot about one...

This week we decided to drink some adult punch for this episode, per your many requests! Sis, we get pretty silly! Especially Jadey Bean who starts off a bit over buzzed. As a reminder we encourage everyone to drink responsibly! Dev starts us off with FACTS about her favorite animal.. FROGS! Learning about these adorable creatures both educates and frightens the other ladies! Jade gives us a lesso...

Inspired by the amazing Podcast Toni&Ryan, we decided that for our 'N' topic we would play a little game called Normal or Nah! We are either the poster children for being normal humans, or we could just straight up be aliens from outer space! We do learn, however, that Jade is possibly more of the neurotypical which is what bring the functionality to our chaotic-ness! Something you may do your...

AAAAANNNNDDDD we're back! Thank You for baring with us while we sorted through some scheduling hiccups and gave Kali enough time to remind her legs how to be legs instead of potatoes; Sooooo here we go! 'Kali starts us off with the epic story of Chris Lemons, a Saturation Diver whose story was told on the Netflix Documentary, Last Breath. Trust, this story is WILD! Dev takes them on a historical a...