FuManSwoo

FuManSwoo

Comedy EN ↓ 68 episodes

A couple of drones who rant about all sorts of things like NZ boogieboarding, Blaketown wedge folklore and being completely washed up.

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FuManSwoo

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 1, 2026

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Episodes

#81 Coffee Grind 01.07.2026

Team Fu are back once again with some great chats discussing Parfitt’s foray into booging at an undisclosed shallow bank and their encounter with a shark, lamenting over Hodgo’s lost go pro and his new set up, Jonny’s blaketown barrels, Shark Island Challenge debriefs, Brisbane Olympics and is booging getting the call up, swiss ball bum comfort, Hodgo’s rowing machine efforts, coffee chats and we...

#80 Political Pontifications 04.06.2026

A long overdue catch up with team swoo as the boys spitsome yarns about how Hodgee loves to proclaim he’s ‘fat and gay now’, Jolz’s new side hustle Saunas West Coast, Hodgee’s recent Coast mission, wet wetty problems and ice cream headaches, WSL Raglan, conspiracies and political  pontifications and not much else, do enjoy yourselves (apologies on the audio halfway through, it comes right after 20...

#79 BTC 26 Comp Debrief 21.04.2026

The three Swoo kookateers catch up over some dodgy wi-fidown in Franz, Greymouth and ChCh. Jolan’s flake-outs, Hodgo’s latest patreon Vlog, pozzi’s and neggies from the comp, karakia’s, great wall of blindness, judging chats, forecasts, wave of the comp, snaking, priority discussions, putting pins in things and the never ending patreonical SW trip, do enjoy xo https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPo...

#78 Forecast fights 01.04.2026

Quick pod from team Swoo to pump up the Blaketown challenge 2026 which is fast approaching! The lads hold it together but then have a mini blow up with eachother over the comp forecast, chats around the boogie reddit thread and Jolz's 30 day surf challenge and not much more, do enjoy yourselves. https://www.patreon.com/c/FumanswooPodcast

#77 Dutch God 15.03.2026

A gay old time with Hodgo and Jolz this pod where theboys have some enthusiastic discussions around topics such as gay percentages, Drag RIP 4 Trad Relapse reviews, Tom Rob shredding, bodyboarding’s cool again, Go Pro edits, Jolan’s UFO reporting youtube clip, Hodge giving feedback on theVlog critique, Goyim’s, Paru or Primo, Riptide mag revival, So Stoked Boogie Pipe Comp, Big Reubs, chicken farm...

#76 Industrial Hellscape 16.02.2026

Swoo time with Gollum and Goutman!!!  The dynamic duo are back with another scintillating episode where the lads chat through topics such as the ever impending patreontrip down to the rugged SW, hodgo’s bday tramadol withdrawals, poo chats, the big reveal, heats with the GOAT, blaketown updates, comp pump ups, patreon Vlog feedback and critiques, Paru or Primo, Dunedin surf trips, Dion Wells memor...

#75 Eppytome 12.01.2026

Welcome back to the ever sporadic podcasters at FuManSwoo HQ! The boys are back and initially Jolz's audio is somewhat scratchy for the first 15 mins then it comes right. In this ep the lads chat about 2025 top 3 surfing related moments, POV, Raglan Surf Report, top FuManSwoo pod from 2025, air chats, core lords, Joel BigWang, surf edits music, Fiji surf access, Health goals, challenges, Fabio...

#74 Ahipene Newby 24.11.2025

Pumping out the good stuff!  Swoo crew welcome to the poddy, the tall dark and handsome, brother from the East with ties to the West, Ahipene Newby.  Some tasty chats with Ahi navigating topics such as Gizzy Summers, Grok Intro, Ahi’s upbringing, surf craft foundations, kohanga reo, papa Jimmy, first boog to surf blaketown, Pines goodness, blaketownmissions, Isolated challenge, recent Mentawai’s,...

#73 Blair Hoult - Knights Point Air 02.11.2025

We welcome Blair Hoult to the craziness that is Fu Man Swoothis episode where we dive deep into Blair’s formative years, his father’s journey, falling in love with the West Coast, surfing in some of the worlds most remote spots, wild West Coast weather, crazy coincidences, learning to fly and quite a bit more, Njoy. Check out Blair’s Instagram account for Knights Point Airhere: https://www.instagr...

#72 Make Bodyboarding Great Again 21.09.2025

The swoo bois are back after another period of time and havea good ole catch up over topics such as gooning, new podcast microphones, KBC – Coastguard colab, general updates, Hodgo hating on trivial blubber, Mike Stewartsair drop and Jolz’s interesting wave size calls, Blackwood and Blackman sightings in Dunno’s, Sam’s wipeout in the Catties, west coast concussions, 3I atlas updates, younger dryas...

#71 Fart it out 14.08.2025

Good catch up with the swoo bois as they chat through alengthy health check, Jolz gives his updates on his back ailments, Hodgo’s surf-every-day updates, some great poo chats with Hodgo’s amazing shitting story, vaping updates, towels chats, the letter ‘H’, surf chats, most influential surf vids, WSL chats, 3I Atlas and not much more!  Njoy xox

#70 Happy to annoy 14.07.2025

The two main Swoo bois are back and delve into topicssuch as Jolan’s awkward clothes horse, Hodgo’s surf every day challenge, Hodgo’s scathing debrief on the previous ep, more Breaker Bay challenge chats, big debrief on the Shark Island Challenge 2025, Jesse Mendes suicide, Hodgo’s shoutouts,  the GOAT Mike Stewart, Breaker bay whites vs browns, NZ boog power rankings, Ahi roasting the coast boys,...

#69 Breaker Bay wrap with Ben McPaike 30.06.2025

In this episode Swoo co-producer Ben McFake gets the callup due to the Hodgo household being stuck with 5 weeks of consistentillnesses.  Thoughts and prayers to the Hodgo whanau.  Jolan and Paikey discuss the Breaker Bay Challenge (finally) and give some details of the trip.  Jolan also reveals a big event that happened in Rarotonga that has changed his life, tune in for the updates – njoy xox

#Ep 68 You guys aren't chill! 12.05.2025

Great start to this ep, well it was going to be a greatstart but old mate Hodgo forgot to press record ‘insert sad emoji here’, 30 mins down the gurgler, quick recap and a lengthy debrief of the BTC 2025, deep chats about judging, incidents, surf conditions, Joel Liswang’s live feed, live heats, barrel comparisons, non-rashy situation, comp formats, BTC anniversary kook-outs, bread and circuses, W...

#67 BTC 2025 Pump up 16.04.2025

Last minute pod to chat about the Blaketown Challenge coming up for Easter, Hodgo's Breaking Even 3 Premiere in Auckland debrief, and some other random bits. Enjoy :)

#66 Ben MacKinnon 2 08.04.2025

Solo Swoo boi Jolzie has some chats with the old legend himself Bmac for a second time round covering topics about health, chronic fatigue, board design, being self-critical, booger bod, testosterone levels, diets, sponsorship, being brainwashed, weight loss, gym chat, training habits, Lewy Finnegan, employment, strength, yoga, Aran Natesmiff, body types and heaps more!  njoy xoxo

#65 Steve Fortune - Breaking Even 3 Premiere pump up 20.03.2025

It’s Swoo Time again showcasing scintillating conversations discussing the recent blow up with the Beach Grit pod and article, jolzies tits and his disgusting body, localism, kids send-in, grommet abuse, grom surfing and then Steve-o Fortune arrives and we chat about the upcoming Breaking Even 3 premiere coming up in Auckland plus some general chit chat, enjoy xox

#63 Gaslight 2024 wrap up 20.01.2025

First Swoo of 2025 and the lad continue their health checks, chat about Jolz's big white nurse interaction, Jiggamayne ep, engagement or lack thereof, 2024 best eps, best surfs, music, top shows, gaslighting hodge, best podcasts, Patreon South West trip, Stirling Spencer, resolutions, Kerby Brown chasing monsters, a bit of ufc chat and not much more, njoy xox Patreon mini Ep recorded as well!

#62 Jai Earnshaw 19.12.2024

Last guest for 2024 and it's a banger (audio warning - listen with headphones if you can)! Swoo lads catch up with WC local Jai and yarn about podcasts, diets, fasting, bikram yoga, 90s blakos, Jai’s origin, board design, early music influences, high school warfare, boog yarns, kbc parties, Gizzy connections, Goldy days, Dingo Morrison, YouTube, West Coast Barrel Hunters, Go pro, boog vs sticks, M...

#61 Grumpo 28.11.2024

The grumpy pod where the lads chat about being grumpy, progress on on Jolza’s new/old background, surf updates, breaker bay comp updates, BTC 20th 2026, non-refundable, backlash, Temu Turnstile, Patreon and Hodgo’s Vlog, SW Patreon trip, health check, Joel Taylor, IBC confirmation, Nathan Florence, blako’s heavy stand up take offs, scragg, motel Matrix, Jolan’s sad paintball story, Damon Meade, be...

#Ep 60 One wall at a time 28.10.2024

In Episode 60 the Swoo lads have some epic chats detailing Hodgo’s new and improved office/studio background and Jolz’s lack thereof, conversations continue around topics such as Hodgo’s amazing diffuser, health checks, updates on Jolz’s never-ending wall painting, the billa-quick-curl saga, surf crafts, Nathan Florence, corporate barrels with Brooksie, old school surf reports and forecasting, Stu...

#59 Black Rinse 07.10.2024

Swoo returns with chats around Hodgo’s recent sneak attack at The Joel and Tim show, mahi chats, colonisations, the Bakers Punk podcast, ego, tall poppy syndrome, black rinse, Jolza’s painting updates, stud finder, back on the boog at blaketown, injuries, and then hodgo forgets to press record and we miss 30 odd mins of quality chat ☹ sorry crew, SW Grub, conspiracy corner, supernatural section, S...

#58 Son of Hog 02.09.2024

Swoo bois are back and kick off the pod with a general catch up, chat about the lack of surfing, weather, Patreon pump up, Breaker Bay, Uber eats, hogman, elite Māori lounge, kakapo trip, bodyboarding at the olympics, ufo’s and bugger all else. Njoy x

#57 Floyd Smith and Paul Grealish 19.08.2024

A wee break between pods but team Swoo are back with a couple of special guests who live in the Wellington region, Floyd Smith (ex Aucks) and Paul Grealish. Some great chats exploring the lads backgrounds around bodyboarding but mainly this pod is all about the Breaker Boog Challenge. Buckle up and get excited about this new boog comp and learn more about how it got set up, how it's tracking a...

#56 Rocket Surgery 08.07.2024

Quality chats ensue in this episode with discussions around Jolans background feedback, Musashi, Patreonics, surf forecasts, swell periods, local groms, Brendo debrief, Hodgo haka, Frank’s asshole, health checks, SIC 24, Breaker Boog challenge and a wee bit more. Churrrr crew

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