FuManSwoo

Swoo bois with special guest Brendon Newton talk all things pro boog career, how Brendo got into the sport, Brendo’s NZ trips and blako’s expression session, sponsorships, career crossroads, Tahiti sessions, Hawaii, mental health, discrimination, roaming, Shark Island Challenge predictions, the 12 apostles of Bodyboarding and quite a bit more – njoy xox Check out Brendo's podcast via instagram...

From camera fails to pork roast cooking, the lads catch up and have some quality yarns including standard health checks, Warriors, bougie foods, chrono, Friday late nights, alarm anxiety, life balance, Jolzie’s tongue, Helldivers 2, Patreon, drop-ins, SIC, podcasts and a wee bit more, enjoy xox

Boys are back on the horse this week and discuss the recent Bakerspunk poddy with Jolo solo, poddy backgrounds and house reno's, WSL, Jacob Zelesky's youtube channel, Nathan Florence, PLC and Morey, Big Boogie, SIC 2024, Woflpack, Sunny Garcia, custom boards, Tyler Wright's Teeth, Comp debrief and controversy, health checks and a wee bit of UFC, njoy. Apologies on the audio levels :)

We welcome long time listener, first time guest, Shaun Rose to the Swoo poddy for this Ep.   We talk a lot about Rosie’s side-quest, the bakerspunk podcast, guests on his poddy, Triple J punk show, Radio Wai, Jolan’s first punk show, Amyl and the Sniffers, Rat Salad, Rosie’s upbringing, Blanchfields bakery, Cathlic schools, sex ed, Karoro grommy days, first crew, Nathan Hole – Godfather of Blako’s...

The Swoo duo are back with some riveting conversations including the usual health checks, surf sessions, Sam Wells Ep debrief, NSWO, social media, DK, poddy’s, Hodgo in Brazil, IBC in Morocco updates, BTC ’24 comp, shorey banks, Pipe comp, blako’s sessions, UFC wrap up and a wee bit more.  Njoy. 

The half tonne is here!  Tis a big milestone for team Swoo and they’re sharing the big occasion with none other than Sam Wells, a bodyboarder, a father, a partner, a very large humanoid.  Some big chats here so strap yourselves in for a David Lange (Long-ee) and settle in as the lads chat about Sam’s questionable clothing style, hell-man Cody, upbringing, first boog, crews, Jai, first surf comps,...

A long awaited come back with the swoo bois who chat about topics such as the usual health checks, summer hols, work piss ups, Wairarapa coastline, the ill-fated Joel & Tim show swap cast, podcasts, war, boogieboarding updates, Paikey’s undy run, skunk-ups, JJF’s NZ trip, DK, untidy sparkies, Brooksie update, Raro drones, Nato updates, Jase up north, BTC 24 and not much more – enjoy.  

The boys are back from a lovely old trip to the tropics with an explosive episode. We start off with a health check, Jolans multiple self-inflicted logistics blowouts, we talk about all of surfs we had, the boys fobbing off Steve Fortune on purpose, Jolans racist attack in the water, meeting their first Hawaiian bruddah in the wild, Hodgo beached whale on the reef, Jolan dropping his nuts at lowti...

The boys return from a long hiatus with a general life update and talk about silly billy things like Brooksies potato head, Jolzys Wave Trap sessions, surf/boog vlogs, health checks, the boys chat about their upcoming Raro trip and Jolzys criminal record there, Mike Stewart ripping The Wedge, Hawaiian DK rippas, Joel & Tim criminal records, Māori time with Hodgo, The Bakers Punk Podcast, Surfl...

Swoo bois go for a bit of a David Longeee this pod as the boys almost hit 2 hours of chats around such exciting topics as tongue sizes, health checks, moving house, Lord Hanmer, Nazi Goreng, rant feedback, the horniest man in Indo, Magneto helmets, Indo crowds, WC surf sessions, corner banks, Joel and Tim show, Ukraine, modern warfare videos, Tunnel Rats, podcasts, torturing Tim, Te Maori in Antar...

Team Swoo are back again and ready to treat your ears and eyes with chats around swaz forecasts, general poo chats, Matariki, quad bikes, kronic fateeeg, Raro fat camp, band jams, Apex Legend champs, Kick streaming, stock market, breaking the normie, surf depression, Spark furore, RoboVax, Kim Kardashian’s bum, Kelly Slater, bad accents, Foamworks gram account, Steve ‘Good’ Fortune in Raro, Hodgo’...

Team Swoo are back with a quick hour of power and cover off topics such as lip ratings, studios, surf forecasts, Hodgo’s recent coast strike mission, stupid seagull songs, chyptonite, fat fucks, health checks, raro fat camp, dry July, surf duration, IBC tour – Itacoatiara pro wrap up, WSL CEO, Warriors bandwagon chats, Origin, earliest memories, RIP Maricio, Indo Bumchums, AllboogsNZ, Zuck vs Musk...

After a wee hiatus Hodgo returns from transitioning and the two Swoo boys come back to their respective studios with the usual antics and conversations around the transition surgery, Hodgo’s female UFC debut, haymakers, Maori Roundy’s, Hiatus proper, surf catch ups, wetties, Anti-faggot-gastro, IBC comps, El nino vs La Nina, alpine fault, more IBC, Hickory bay, Raro, Bono, McFakes takes, Connor Mc...

The lads sit down this week to discuss, in depth, the Blaketown Challenge 2023 which was held over the Easter weekend, Ben McPaike chimes in as current champ and we discuss further the comp, recent surfs, takeaway fails, Hodgo’s vid edit, previous BTC’s, Champ feels, comp edit walk through, Rugby League chats, UFC and not much else.  Tune in and enjoy xox

Hodgo welcomes Kilkelly to his lovely studio this week for a great timed pod just a few days out from this years BTC comp.  The lads get stuck into the live Warriors game during the poddy, as well as chat about teenage daughters and WC parties, BTC forecast, previous comps, confirmed competitors, BTC favourites, Wellsy in the US of A, Spuds S&* Hut, Shower antics, wee routines, creepy Frankie,...

This ep is all about the two fat guys getting back in the saddle and having a good old catch up around topics such as Hodgo’s epic poddy studio, conspiracy truths, vaping, JRE’s crew, comedians, podcasts, health chats, Blaketown Challenge 2023, Jonny Rodden debriefs, chopper rides, twitch, comp formats, Neckiatomy edits, house mournings, hodgo’s dunken antics, nangs, Cindy and Clarke, boog shoppin...

Jolzie sits down with swoo guest Jon Rodden this ep with a couple bottles of red wine and has some deep discussions regarding Jon’s recent NZ trip, medicinal marijuana, reconnecting with Blaketown, Fletchers 2ndbirthday, Rodden whanau, Blaketown upbringing, injuries, Jon’s epic fail falling off the tip, mixing, current state of booging, first jobs, first flats, the chariot, Gold Coast days, Broady...

Swoo time with Hodge and Jolz this ep and the bois have some good yarns about the upcoming Blako’s comp, Wang and CKY, the Briggsy Ep review, future eps and pranks, carnivore diet updates, plum chats, Joel and Tim patreon, Jolz back in the surf, honorary locals, piss fringes, Turkey earthquakes, disasters and the alpine fault, Tapawera disaster, surf injuries, heavy wipeouts, Hawaii and a wee bit...

After a long extended summer break the Swoo boys come back with a banger of a pod with the Godfather of the Blaketown bodyboarders club, Dean Briggs, and during this exciting yarn-fest the lads chat about the recent poddy, vaping, awkwardness, epic coast weather, motorbike and fishing edits, origins story of starting the Blako’s club, Briggsy’s first boogin days, v-plates, 17 Mile, Riptides, Tui c...

With the final instalment of the year upon ye – the lads this week have some thoughtful reflection around topics such as Josh Cronfield, smelly burps, long farts, Jolzie’s accident, Jim Bolger and Jenny Shipley, Dr Faget, sex hotels, nurse Carlo, surf chats, Swoo 2022 top shows, black humour, camping trips, Urban surf wrap, McFakes takes and a few other things so tune it to check it. Merry Krimbus...

Ooooh weee we’ve got a fun one here with Frank Robinson in Melbourne sans Hodgo – Jolzee taking the reins again with Frankie and this ep the bois have some great chats about Frankies background and family ties, Hodgo’s absences, health checks, OzTag, Covid chats, Gold Coast, wave trap, bodyboarding origin stories, Matrix movie, reincarnation, urination mishaps, blaketown crew, scholastics, blaketo...

Coming to you from Melbourne this week with the first of two podcasts with two absolute legends. First up is Paulus aka the godfather of Isolated.co.nz among many other things. Swoo boi hodge couldn’t make the time/zone so Jolan takes the lead and talks with Paulus about topics such as Tarot and Tantric sex, Covid lockdowns, self-employment, web development, East Coast Bodyboarders Club, isolated....

In situ this week at the Venetian Resort, Swoo boi Hodgo came to the coast for a strike mission at blako’s and during the poddy the lads catch up on goss around the current banks at blako’s, Nato’s overseas missions, Jolan’s strokes, potential beans spillage, virginity chats, isolated confusion, BTC 2023, Uncle Boyd drop in, conniptions, Rotomanu orchards, parenting, more blako’s comp – very belat...

Interesting conversations this week around potential new poddy names, hodgo’s fan moment, surf travs, health checks, grumpy ole Jole - surf chats, apocalypse fat, boogieboarding updates, sappy bois, upcoming trip to Melbs, McFakes takes, poo chats, blako’s jump rocks, Ancient Apocalypse, alternate histories, cleaning chats, UFC debriefs and bugger all else. Get into it ya half-wits.  

Quality chats this week which includes UFC Vegas 63 – Kattar vs Allen fight companion, Riptide Mag site feedback, health chats, poo chats, labour weekend blaketown sessions, North Island weekend skunk up, Jolan’s only fans, blakos doco, Joel and Tim Podcast hiatus, Fu Man Chu clips, podcast name origins, Hodgo’s swoo/swazz, Mason Rose gram blowout, Fronton King final commentary, Greymouth suburbs...