Fully Functional Parents
Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed! 26.09.2024 22:18
Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!
Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed! 26.09.2024 22:18
Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!
Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!) 25.09.2024 14:26
And who cares about flouride?
We Love Keane! (A double episode!) 24.09.2024 19:35
And Velcro gets a bad rap!
Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s! 23.09.2024 17:14
Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!
Rerun Sunday! Hot Tuna! And Parking Ramps! 22.09.2024 11:55
Remember that time David took a bunch of 9 year olds to the Bandits game?
Donald Trump’s Weave? FFP Invented That!! 20.09.2024 14:34
We ramble all the time! And we’re good at it! And we don’t know what adverbs are!!
Shy Bladder!! 19.09.2024 9:55
You know you’ve been there! And more corporate America stuff!
Soundgarden and Vomit: The Perfect Pair! 17.09.2024 15:01
Lyric Lowdown! And the future of advertising!
Rethinking Your Favorite Insult and Least Appreciated Body Part! 16.09.2024 9:59
Reconsider Your Words! (Again!)
Rerun Sunday! David Teaches Racewalking! 15.09.2024 13:01
And how to cheat!
Taking Care of Business (Lyric Lowdown!) and Dirty Nails!! 13.09.2024 15:23
I’m very filthy.
Curated Correspondence! (For Katie!) 12.09.2024 18:07
It will sweep the nation!
Martin Short: Funny in Bed? And Hot Amish on Rachel Vincent Way!! 09.09.2024 14:19
And do YOU have a wishing well in your yard?!
Rerun Sunday! Sniffing Candles and Going Continental! 08.09.2024 14:14
Another guessing game that goes on too long!!
Making Fake IDs for the Hot Chicks In College! 06.09.2024 10:20
And what’s your cell phone app pattern?!
Egregious Regis Philbin! And Lyric Lowdown: REO Speedwagon! 05.09.2024 14:33
Roll with the changes you guys!
Pickle on a Stick?! 04.09.2024 11:02
Also known as…. And what’s the deal with mothballs?!
David’s One Person Opinion (1PO): Greek Mythology Sucks! 03.09.2024 9:55
He’s dead wrong! And Liz’s bike love!
Alcohol Grimace Face! 02.09.2024 12:26
Check it! Cause it’s bad!
Rerun Sunday! Punching Fruitflies! and What Do You Do About Your Parents’ Stuff?! 01.09.2024 13:03
And David hopes I want to wrestle him?!
Behind the Booth: David’s Weekend as an Artist! 30.08.2024 12:13
And we fight about the dishwasher again!
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies! 29.08.2024 15:13
We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
Moaning and Hustling Like Our Mommies! 29.08.2024 15:13
We’re becoming our parents- arts festivals, bad driving. And did you ever think about your skeleton?!
The Most Dangerous Object in the WORLD! 28.08.2024 11:34
The air conditioner! And my veiny feet!
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