Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Author

Fully Functional Parents

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Duty Free and Doing Drugs! and Lyric Lowdown! 27.08.2024

The very cute stalker’s anthem: Return to Sender!

My Greatest Asset! 26.08.2024

And bad things we’ve done at the Newark Delta desk.

Rerun Sunday: Our Shoddy Degrees! 25.08.2024

Learn all about our college education!

WHEN Will the Mail Arrive?! 23.08.2024

Cause I’m tired of watching the mail slot!!

Do Not Throw Me a Surprise Party! But David will take one! 22.08.2024

And jealous of childhood girlfriends!

Cold Shrimp and the Beegees! 22.08.2024

Missing out and regretting it!

Help Me, Seann William Scott! 19.08.2024

Dude, where’s my car?!

Rerun Sunday! Choking on Dubble Bubble! 18.08.2024

Gum chewing is for the environmentally unconscious!

What’s The Deal With Shakespeare Anyway? 16.08.2024

And a guy who impersonates Dexter?

Kamala = Melania?! 15.08.2024

And stop wearing sandals as you drive! And stop using the Xcelerator!! And adoption and death, they’re tricky!

Super Granny: Going Viral! 14.08.2024

And David’s mouth guitar (abridged!): 90210!

RFK Jr. and That Baby Bear!! 12.08.2024

And QR codes are killing restaurants!! And Gil loves Snoop Dogg now?!

Rerun Sunday! Watch What You Say! And No! You Can’t Swim in My Veins! 11.08.2024

Lyric Lowdown! And no more Kool Aid for you!!

Remember Turning Knobs? We Miss Knobs!! 09.08.2024

And who wants a watermelon with seeds? Morons!

Pillow Talk! Plaque! And the Party Barn! 08.08.2024

Very tame (but gross!) pillow talk!

Estate Sale Sights! And Frights! 07.08.2024

Would you buy someone’s Windex?!

Livin’ Long, Living Right! THE Secret To Longevity! 06.08.2024

Hint: RIP Skittles!

I AM Cathy!! 05.08.2024

And word bubbles! Sweeping Corporate America!!

Rerun Saturday! Hebrew School with Davey!! 03.08.2024

A double classic episode! Sucking pretzel rods and getting punished!

IS It Okay to Openly Despise the Boston Red Sox?! 02.08.2024

Maybe you should rethink the hate in your life! And think about bananas instead! So many different kinds of bananas!

Saruman the Plumber! And Are YOU a Good Host? Or Not! 01.08.2024

How to handle host gifts!

Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 2!) 31.07.2024

And still hasn’t left the airport!! And let’s stop doing accents! It never sounds right!

Gorgeous D Goes to NYC (Part 1) 30.07.2024

Things seen in JFK and BUF!!

Psych! We’re Back! 29.07.2024

By popular (Bill’s!) demand, we’re back on air! More useless conversation for you to enjoy! Mom Lies! And Collegiana blouses!

If This Is It (It Is!) 22.07.2024

Sad face!!

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