Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Fully Functional Parents

Episodes

Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling! 29.10.2024 14:39

And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!

David is My Fabio! 28.10.2024 11:37

Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!

Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World! 26.10.2024 13:05

From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!

There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?! 25.10.2024 16:37

And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!

Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube! 24.10.2024 11:20

And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!

Free Blake Lively! 23.10.2024 12:00

She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!

The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet! 22.10.2024 14:15

And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!

Morning Talk! Potpourri! 21.10.2024 16:10

A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.

Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?! 19.10.2024 15:50

Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!

Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits! 18.10.2024 14:07

He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!

Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!! 17.10.2024 15:33

And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!

Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese? 16.10.2024 15:51

And Adam Sandler’s voice!

Nostalgic For Golf?! 15.10.2024 11:51

Memories that I thought were meh were good!

IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him! 14.10.2024 10:55

And I AM Phoebe!

Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!! 13.10.2024 11:28

Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!

Cereal Killers?! 11.10.2024 12:48

If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!

Boring Book Club with FFP! 10.10.2024 12:07

And has a kid ever stared through you?!

We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching! 09.10.2024 15:50

The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!

Only Losers Buy Generic! 08.10.2024 12:42

Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!

Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us! 07.10.2024 16:34

Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!! Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!

Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest! 06.10.2024 12:33

A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it! And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!

Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?! 05.10.2024 20:23

And I was a townie!!

No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!) 03.10.2024 21:07

And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!

Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs! 01.10.2024 10:48

And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!

You’re Up, Honey! 30.09.2024 10:54

Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!