Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Fully Functional Parents

Episodes

Clean Dirt! And Do YOU Buy Your Kid’s Condoms? 02.12.2024 11:40

Would he not know how to do it otherwise? And gross findings on our lawn!

Happy Thanksgiving! We Love YOU! 28.11.2024 9:34

Thankful for many things! Not ALL things but many things!!

A Fistful of Rocks (Recess Duty!) 27.11.2024 14:54

David is a recess monitor during a Category 4 hurricane! And Katie’s there too!

How ARE We Doing at Parenting? Meh. 25.11.2024 9:49

Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!

Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!? 24.11.2024 18:37

Female prison guards fall in love too easily! And once again, Billy Joel impresses!! First season?!

All Clear! Colonoscopy Redux! 22.11.2024 13:28

Let me tell you how it went!

Colonoscopy Fear!! 21.11.2024 12:49

And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!

Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky! 20.11.2024 9:35

And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!

Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In! 19.11.2024 14:44

Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!

Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!! 18.11.2024 16:29

Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!

A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits! 17.11.2024 8:26

Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!

Stop Yelling From Across The House! 15.11.2024 22:09

A double episode of morning talk!

The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold! 13.11.2024 12:13

And she’s going to work!

Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership! 12.11.2024 15:31

A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!

Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day! 11.11.2024 10:37

And please rate our podcast 5 stars!! WTF!!

Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too! 10.11.2024 11:12

The best clothes are in your face!! Rerun Sunday!

Ladies’ Room Talk! (Again!) 08.11.2024 12:41

And Is It Real?! Do you lie to your spouse?!

I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize… 07.11.2024 17:46

Kids and their comments about hair! And did you know that David hates BNL?! Well, he does!

Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse! 06.11.2024 14:51

Sneaking stuff in and pretending you’re not a slob!

Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em! 05.11.2024 11:17

Rescue takes on a whole new meaning! What does Denis Leary think of how we abuse firefighters? And is your house crawling with ghosts? Maybe! maybe Not!

Bingo! We’re Gonna Save Bingo! 04.11.2024 12:51

Join us! Bring your kids!!

You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash! 02.11.2024 13:10

A classic conundrum! What do you do? And Lyric Lowdown! You’re welcome!! *Play It Again Saturday!*

James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!! 01.11.2024 13:19

Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!

Training Your Boobs! 31.10.2024 10:55

And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!

Watch 90210 With Us!! 30.10.2024 13:20

A little Mystery Science Theater!