Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Fully Functional Parents

Episodes

The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK! 04.01.2025 11:49

Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!

I Get It! 03.01.2025 16:22

Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!

———— is a 4 letter word!! 02.01.2025 12:46

And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!

Hot Moms and Chicken Nuggets! 01.01.2025 11:40

David’s got one true love!!

What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game! 31.12.2024 14:09

A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!

The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us! 30.12.2024 10:46

And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!

Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!! 27.12.2024 15:54

And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks! And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?

Call Me Chex!! 26.12.2024 11:47

Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!

Frugality, Laziness or Genius?! 25.12.2024 11:39

You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?

Stop Winking at Me! 24.12.2024 9:55

And I can’t wink back!

Southern California, Here We Come! 23.12.2024 13:28

Not really but maybe someday?!

Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!) 20.12.2024 18:03

David screws up his job! Big time!!

Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor! 19.12.2024 11:36

I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!

Don’t Blink! 18.12.2024 14:55

Cause our kids grow up too fast! And enjoy it all! Cause our ancestors didn’t get the same chance. Learn about them and your family’s past, it’ll give you perspective and will scare you into a great life!! And yes, chocolates for Valentine’s Day!

Embarrassing Embarrassments: Picking Your Nose in Public! 17.12.2024 12:38

And stinky crotches! And responding too quickly to a text!

We Live In Buffalo, It’s Time to Talk About the Weather! 16.12.2024 14:27

And Presidents’ Day!! And wooden teeth!

A Very Juvenile Episode! TMI Time! 14.12.2024 13:08

And the butt silencer! Be careful, we talk like 5 year olds about bodily functions, you sure you want to hear this?!

Next Year’s Banana Duct Taped to the Wall? Lunch Boxes of America! 13.12.2024 18:34

A proposed art project! And David finds a treasure!

Hissing At YOUR Enemies! 12.12.2024 14:23

Ladies room gross outs, AirPods are a sign of a jerk? And holiday shopping is for the birds!

My Parents Were Embarrassing but YOURS were way worse!! 11.12.2024 9:51

And judging bad drivers!!

Hands Up! Being Rebarmitzvahed With DJ daddy D! 10.12.2024 12:03

David’s incredible bizness idea! Get in line, the wait will be worth it!

It’s Hobligation Season! 09.12.2024 16:07

Work holiday parties abound!! And do we like em? Don’t think so!

Do NOT Put Ants on My Log!! 05.12.2024 13:44

And don’t think for one second that a Thanksgiving would pass without complaints about the food! And should we embarrass our kids? Yes! And no, you can’t chew celery to lose weight!

Cyber Monday! What an Outrage!! 04.12.2024 10:21

And no complaining about my complaining: garlic hands!!

Dark Days? (I’m a crybaby!) My Time in Law School! 03.12.2024 11:22

I barely got out alive! And where is Thunderfingers now? And my mom killed my birds.