Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Fully Functional Parents

Episodes

We All Underexaggerate About?? 04.02.2025 16:26

The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!

Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths! 03.02.2025 15:46

And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!

Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death! 01.02.2025 11:35

Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!

What’s YOUR Pump Up Song? 31.01.2025 22:28

And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!

Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!! 30.01.2025 12:39

And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!

We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?! 29.01.2025 16:54

And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!

At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony! 28.01.2025 18:42

Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!

Dikipedia! Elon Strikes Again! 27.01.2025 13:46

And work that thing outta your teeth!! (A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)

OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game! 25.01.2025 22:32

A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…

Are You Ready For Bed Now? 23.01.2025 12:09

We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!

Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!! 22.01.2025 14:15

The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!

There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!! 21.01.2025 9:31

Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??

The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait! 20.01.2025 12:53

David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?

On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld! 19.01.2025 17:30

And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!

More Tales from Corporate America! 17.01.2025 11:08

Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!

French Provincial Chateau Fever! 16.01.2025 17:28

Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!

Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep! 15.01.2025 14:08

Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.

Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me! 14.01.2025 12:34

And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!

Phi Phi Pi! FFP’s College Party! 13.01.2025 15:32

Join us for the party of the year!

Why DO Women Wear Shoulder Pads?! 11.01.2025 15:57

We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!! (A rerun from our second season!)

George Clooney! Finally!! 10.01.2025 19:20

And theme songs! And AI!!

Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!! 09.01.2025 12:33

And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?

Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!! 08.01.2025 10:09

Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!

Salt n Tellicherry Peppercorn! 07.01.2025 10:26

And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…

Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?! 06.01.2025 11:31

More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!