Fully Functional Parents

It’s Whack A Doodle Time! Politics in America!! 25.02.2025 11:45 ↓

And we are human! We’re just good at hiding it!

Are You Saying Ghos? Or Ghost? and Stop Wasting Wegmans’ Resources! 24.02.2025 14:30 ↓

Archives!! Put the food back where you got it from!!

The Archives! Watching Sex and the City with Both of Your Parents!! 22.02.2025 13:42 ↓

David watched the weirdest shit with his parents! And my grandpa loved ginger ale!

Running Five Deep in DC!! 21.02.2025 30:30 ↓

And sometimes six with our buddy bud Eddie!! A triple episode!!

Billy Joel The Fly!! 20.02.2025 12:56 ↓

And studying Guano with my Aunt, a fake scientist!

Do YOU Miss Michael Cohen? We Do!! 19.02.2025 15:23 ↓

Archival footage!!

Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!! 18.02.2025 19:12 ↓

I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!

Bring Plastic Back! 17.02.2025 16:10 ↓

And other topical news!!

We Went to Amsterdam Last Year! 15.02.2025 15:51 ↓

And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!

Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?! 14.02.2025 18:20 ↓

No way am I getting David anything!!

Covers!! (Piracy?!) 13.02.2025 10:56 ↓

Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!

FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala! 12.02.2025 10:09 ↓

So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!

Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse! 11.02.2025 16:26 ↓

And diss songs. We don’t get it!!

Earning An Allowance! 10.02.2025 13:01 ↓

To buy candy!!

The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers! 08.02.2025 15:28 ↓

We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!

Sorry, Bill!!! 07.02.2025 21:25 ↓

It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!

Puke!! 06.02.2025 15:53 ↓

It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!

Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri? 05.02.2025 14:51 ↓

Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!

We All Underexaggerate About?? 04.02.2025 16:26 ↓

The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!

Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths! 03.02.2025 15:46 ↓

And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!

Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death! 01.02.2025 11:35 ↓

Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!

What’s YOUR Pump Up Song? 31.01.2025 22:28 ↓

And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!

Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!! 30.01.2025 12:39 ↓

And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!

We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?! 29.01.2025 16:54 ↓

And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!

At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony! 28.01.2025 18:42 ↓

Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!