Fully Functional Parents
Fully Functional Parents
We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Voice Dysmorphic Disorder! 05.03.2025 12:31
David’s self conscious! But he has no mucus!!
Watch Out! It’s a TEENAGER!! 04.03.2025 12:00
And they’re in cars!!
Being Naughty At Work! It Doesn’t Count!! 03.03.2025 11:29
And Alan Cummings is the British Pee Wee Herman!?
The Archives! Bananas for Bananas!! 01.03.2025 14:45
We’re saddened by this country, let our light hearted banter take over your minds!!
Slovenly! At Home! 28.02.2025 12:45
I didn’t leave the house all day!!
FFP Gave A TedX Talk?! 27.02.2025 14:05
Lessons on leadership!! And the Waterboys!!! Heart heart heart!!!
We Fight! Over Driving! 26.02.2025 10:17
Listen to us work it out!!
It’s Whack A Doodle Time! Politics in America!! 25.02.2025 11:45
And we are human! We’re just good at hiding it!
Are You Saying Ghos? Or Ghost? and Stop Wasting Wegmans’ Resources! 24.02.2025 14:30
Archives!! Put the food back where you got it from!!
The Archives! Watching Sex and the City with Both of Your Parents!! 22.02.2025 13:42
David watched the weirdest shit with his parents! And my grandpa loved ginger ale!
Running Five Deep in DC!! 21.02.2025 30:30
And sometimes six with our buddy bud Eddie!! A triple episode!!
Billy Joel The Fly!! 20.02.2025 12:56
And studying Guano with my Aunt, a fake scientist!
Do YOU Miss Michael Cohen? We Do!! 19.02.2025 15:23
Archival footage!!
Ready Set Get Lost in Chicago!! 18.02.2025 19:12
I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!
Bring Plastic Back! 17.02.2025 16:10
And other topical news!!
We Went to Amsterdam Last Year! 15.02.2025 15:51
And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!
Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?! 14.02.2025 18:20
No way am I getting David anything!!
Covers!! (Piracy?!) 13.02.2025 10:56
Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!
FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala! 12.02.2025 10:09
So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!
Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse! 11.02.2025 16:26
And diss songs. We don’t get it!!
Earning An Allowance! 10.02.2025 13:01
To buy candy!!
The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers! 08.02.2025 15:28
We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!
Sorry, Bill!!! 07.02.2025 21:25
It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!
Puke!! 06.02.2025 15:53
It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!
Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri? 05.02.2025 14:51
Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!
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