Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Author

Fully Functional Parents

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

THAT’S Farm to Table?! 10.04.2025

And a super refund!!

That Goose Didn’t Have To Die for Your Pillow!! 09.04.2025

And Red Bull and vodka: the classiest drink in Bari!!

The Famine! It Was BAD! 08.04.2025

More talk of Ireland!! And then we’re done!!

Cats on Journeys?! Click Bait for Me!! 07.04.2025

And remember: I loathe Train!!

The Archives! Dressing in One Color!! 05.04.2025

And we’ll be back next week with new content! Can’t wait to talk at you all again! Love you!!

We’re in Ireland! And Suffering From Reverse Jet Lag?! 31.03.2025

We’ve been to Galway and now we’re in Dublin! And we know nothing about God!!

Stopping is Optional! 28.03.2025

We are Rome! And we’re idiots who microwave metal!!

I’d Rather Be… Puzzlin’! 26.03.2025

And stop driving like a jerk!!

Would You Still Ignore Me If We Were The Only Humans On Earth? 25.03.2025

The answer is probably yes!!

We Miss You, Gary Larson! 24.03.2025

Cartoons!!

The Archives! FFP Teaches You Some Manners!! 22.03.2025

And making out with mustaches: gross!!

Eating Each Other’s Underwear! 21.03.2025

And who cares about pop culture? Davey’s parents!

The World: Naked! 20.03.2025

It’s gut season, listen to our plan to change that!

Thanks A Lot, Coworker! Now I Have to Amputate My Hand! 19.03.2025

And do drug addicts want to be in Corporate America?!

One of the Best Nights of Our Lives! The FFP Frat Party!! 18.03.2025

FFP parties hard with our amazing wonderful friends!!

Snot Bubbles = True Love! And Eating People?! 17.03.2025

Armie Hammer, what the heck, man?!

The Archives! Did a Fingernail Just Hit Me in The Face While I am Riding The subway? 15.03.2025

Gross public personal hygiene!!

It’s Almost Time! The FFP Frat Party!! 14.03.2025

And string cheese. And not apologizing!

Evenings with Nixon and Reagan: Ron and Dick Hatch a Plan! 13.03.2025

Ranting about the Times again!

A Failed Lyric Lowdown!! 12.03.2025

It’s actually a very good song!

Clean Up That Dead Skunk! 11.03.2025

Renters are the worst!!

No Switching, No B$&@!ing! Daylight Savings Time Must Go! 10.03.2025

And who has time to dust??

The Archives! I LOATHE James Taylor!!! 09.03.2025

Lots of music talk!!

Do You Want to Know the Future?! How about the Past? (Thars a quote from Total Recall!) 07.03.2025

Who wants to go to Lily Dale?! And cops lie!!

Guess Who We Made?! A New Game Show! 06.03.2025

And can you believe we are adults?!

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