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What sort of things do we do the hard way? Apparently this week the answer is, "making jokes on a podcast." There might still be a few in there, though, stuck in the crevices.

I swear to holy hell, this is not what it looks like. There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything. At least, I really hope you believe that.

Get ready to be scared maybe, or something, because this is definitely a ten minute audio file, I tell you what. Sure is.

Here on The Guy Show, we provide only the manliest, most men-centric man topics. And what could be manlier than cars, one of the most common forms of long-distance transportation in the world, regardless of gender? Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.

Sometimes trivial things become unreasonably important, and this podcast chronicles those metamorphoses. It chronicles the shit out of them.

Here is another podcast. It contains 12% of your daily vitamins and minerals and shit. It was produced in a facility that also manufactures the question, "What would you do if you didn't have to work?", so consumers with special dietary restrictions should consult their physician before handling.

In what will surely go down as their most insightful topic yet, the brothers discuss... phrases they use? Really? Well, maybe it's funny anyway.

Are you psychologically crippled by the various apocalyptic crises currently speeding humanity toward an ignominious end? Well, worry no more, stupid! The answers to all the world's problems are contained within this handy, travel-size podcast!

The English vs. the French. Cats vs. dogs. Mr. Pibb vs. Mello Yello. These are indisputably the greatest rivalries in world history. But there are other, lesser, rivalries to recount, and in this episode our hosts do just that.

What makes a dad cool? Sunglasses? A backwards baseball cap? Driving you to school with the T-top down? These answers, and more, in this week's episode. Well, not more. Just the answers.

Everything you need to know, you will learn from this podcast. Who needs all that slop they teach you in school?

The episode today relates tales wherein tasks were not actually accomplished, but boy, was it ever close.

You know, I was going to make a Sound of Music reference in the title there, but I thought better of it. This episode is about objects we like.

Apparently, and I was not previously aware of this, if you record yourself talking about food for a half an hour, you can legally call it a podcast.

What skills do you have that would be useful if and when the apocalypse happens? When the black exhaust from the charred wreckage of civilization blocks out the sun and strangles the life-giving force of the earth, what qualifications do you have to make yourself useful to the roving bands of bloodthirsty maniacs who rule in this new hellscape? Typing? Data entry? Our hosts answer these questions...

Who among us hasn't bought something completely unnecessary? None of these four gentlemen, I'll tell you that much. They had very, very good reasons for buying these things, I'll have you know.

This week the brothers tease us with just a few of their vast trove of shittin' yarns. They also discuss opening acts for some reason.

This week's discussion is about irrational things other people believe, and the exact extent to which we are superior to said people.

Who needs respectable, legitimate competition when you can instead compete in lame, baffling contests of questionable value? This week the discussion is about the lamest competitions that the brothers have won.

This week we mourn the passing of our dearly departed friend and brother, Cory. He touched the hearts of so many blah blah blah, we will surely et cetera.

The brothers talk about what it is/might be like to leave your home and move to a new city.

The brothers share strange stories that for whatever reason don't seem real.

This episode is all about bullshit, and those who trade in it.

This episode features stories the brothers have heard about other countries.

Do you like ninjas? Great, because that's what this episode is about. Do you not like ninjas? Great, because we definitely don't spend the entire episode talking about ninjas.