Four Guys on a Train

The Prince of Darkness does Google’s job for it while the gentlemen look on in wonder. 

The gentlemen engage in some earotic behavior with a Stranger Things installment of Earotica.

The gentlemen discuss the trials and tribulations of sharing your High Art with loved ones, then explore the darker side of a public domain favorite with Earotica, and decide, with the help of everyone’s friends at Buzzfeed, which foods get the AX.

The gentlemen are back in the saddle with another wild opening of topical imprecision, then decide whether or not to do some purchasing with the Men of Pitch, and finally plan the bougiest of all weddings in order to learn just a little bit more about themselves.

The gentlemen welcome a new special guest (and brother) to the show, in which they break down a classic inspirational 90s jam and create their own 90s sitcom in the hopes of the Buzzfeed gods conferring upon them the most perfect Snackle from QuikTrip®!

The gentlemen learn (with no small amount of shock) that Hootie and the Blowfish had more than one hit, then don their half-shells for a hard-hitting, heroic Earotica featuring everyone’s third- and fourth-favorite ninja turtles, and try to decide if it is, in fact, a nice day for a white wedding with their friends from Buzzfeed.

The gentlemen forget they’re recording, which creates a cold open of epic proportions, then put on their rose-colored glasses to look back on some beloved fictional properties, mash together some classic segments into a Frankenstein monster of Twitter poetic meme nonsense, and finish the meal off with a thin minty Earotica mini.

Love is in the air! The gentlemen talk about their ideal Valentine’s Day, then invite their Beelzebuddy on for some hot & spicy Q&A, Dear Abby-style, and finally, make time for an appointment with Dr. Love to discover how (un)likely their relationships are to last.

Come on baby, tell me what’s the word, ah-Wordle! The gentlemen become engrossed in a new online game that makes dumb-dumbs like them feel smart, then resurrect a beloved franchise from our collective childhoods with a brand new Ghostrighter, and finally, don their detective caps to discern the nom de plumes of a range of talented artists too ashamed of the names their mommas gave them.

The gentlemen resolve to better themselves – or something! – in this optimistic minisode.

The gentlemen engage in a candy cane-flavored Earotica in this holiday-tinged minisode.

Questionable purchases and heartfelt Christmas wishes are discussed, Own holiday Adventures are Chosen, and the thin red line between praise and porno is examined in significant and disturbing detail.

The gentlemen discuss the RAMifications of an ASSortment of consensual angelic topics, then steal online intellectual property in a potty-themed Pitchmen, and finally, get in touch with their inner Florida Man.

Your favorite childhood characters’ extreme political orientations and bedroom positions are discussed, after which the gentlemen mourn a tragic loss in a WWE-tinged installment of Modern Day Poets, and then end the evening deciphering some terrible movie summaries, for fun and profit.

It may be a couple days late, but get ready for a spooktacular spooktacle of epic spookportions, with special guest host Jake! A discussion of favorite horror movies leads into a terrifying tale of bear terror on Earotica, and then the gentlemen wash all that Halloween candy down with some stupid Buzzfeed.

After a brief vaccine-focused aside (get your vaccinations, people!), the gentlemen dive into the sweet underworld with some Watermelon Sugar, take a spooky ride through a Teen-Rex house of horrors, and end the night with a chat about people far more noteworthy than themselves.

The gentlemen discuss the coolest, hottest, three-year-oldest new slogan making waves in the fashion community, do a little Carpool session of Q&A with the big D, and guess which C-list celebrities think they’re worth the most scratch on Cameo.

Is your movie franchise not working properly? You could call IT, but they’re only going to tell you to reboot it. The Matrix comes back for more, and the gentlemen delve into the geriatric ranting of a famous rocker who might be off his (rocker, I mean).

Edginess is discussed (or is it “edgingness?”), and the gentlemen show their true Chicago colors with a Twitter Bandits that's just chock full of cholesterol, and finally, at long last, we learn just who among our illustrious hosts ranks the highest on the psycho scale.

Grievances are aired in this episode, with a close-to-home-hitting meme getting a thorough analyzation, followed up with an Earotica crossover fic to satiate the appetites of the most ravenous Steve Carrell fans, and topped off with the generation of, and subsequent telling of, various hard-hitting truths.

The gentlemen return from their summer hiatus with another full episode, wherein milestones are celebrated, hasty Pitchmen purchasing decisions are made and instantly regretted, and Swedish curse words are pitted against trendy furniture in a quiz for the ages.

The boys revisit the vape-infused world of Teen-Rex, with a little help from their friend Ghostrighter. Audio sample “Desperados” by Audiobinger used under the Creative Commons license. (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/4.0/legalcode)

The boys bring another lil nugget of joy in the form of Craig’s Best, in which five young men long for a life- (and mind-) altering experience, and a cat person looks to recruit more cat people for a cat thing.

The boys introduce a new segment, What Does It All Meme?, in which a unicycle-riding frog brings joy to a pre-Space Jam: A New Legacy world.

Is plastering the face of Phil Collins all over an office considered vandalism? More like fan-dalism! The gentlemen proffer advice for online daters, turn a toddler’s tune into a tale of terror in a new Modern Day Poets, and engage once more with the bowels of BuzzFeed to determine just how awkward they are (turns out, a lot).