Food Court Movie Podcast

Amen, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched Father Stu, the faith-based movie full of swear words starring Mark Wahlberg! Will the boys let Jesus into their hearts? Or will they need their father to help them up off the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!   So gr...

Multiverse of Madness, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Everything, Everywhere, all at Once, the sci-fi/action/family drama starring Michelle Yeah and Jamie Lee Curtis! Will the boys love the power of love? Or will they ask Agent Smith to put them back in The Matrix? Tune in...

I vant to heal your legs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Morbius, the vampire superhero movie starring Jared Leto! Will the boys kiss o the roof while a British guy watches? Or will they cut their throats with a sliver of wall tile? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popco...

When you’re a Kill Donkey you’re a Kill Donkey all the way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched West Side Story, the remake of the classic musical directed by Steven Spielberg! Will the boys do spins and hold hands? Or will they hit each other with chains? Tune in to find out!  ...

Come inside, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Michael, and Jon watched X, the new slasher from Director Ti West and starring Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, and Kid Cudi! Will the fellas enjoy the T and A (Tits and Arterial Spray)? Or will they take a long walk off a short pier into a gator pond? Tune...

Kill yourself on a boat, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Michael, and Jon watched The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall! Will the boys be comforted by the benevolent spirit of their dead husband? Or will they drink too much brandy and fall into a magic boat? Tune in to find out!   So grab you...

Riddle me this, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched THE BATMAN, starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Ferrell! Will the boys track down all the clues and discover a great time? Or will they sing Ave Maria at their own funeral? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popc...

Zoe Kravitz, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Kimi, the new Zoe Kravitz thriller directed by Steven Soderbergh! Will the boys love the tension and the blue hair? Or will they wish they’d said “Hey, Kimi, turn off movie?” Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in y...

It’s sequel time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the Netflix reboot of the horror classic! Will the fellas enjoy hammers smashing through heads? Or will they be sad the movie has gentrified their memories? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcor...

Get her grandpa, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the horror classic directed by Tobe Hooper! Will the boys love watching the cannibals chow down on young hotties? Or will they pray to for a freezer nap? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcor...

mother, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched mother!, the surreal thriller by Darren Aronovksy and starring Jennifer Lawrence! Will the chums enjoy this sort of biblical horror movie? Or will they wish they had been shot by Kristen Wiig? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcor...

By the pricking of my thumbs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Tragedy of Macbeth, the new film of the Shakespeare classic directed by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand! Will the boys just love listening to iambs? Or will they cough up a baby’...

Where’s my daughter, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched the new Netflix Original The Lost Daughter, the new character study but maybe also a thriller starring Olivia Colman and Dakota Johnson! Will the fellas enjoy this deep dive into a grumpy lady? Or will they be like a baby...

What’s your favorite scary movie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched SCREAM (5), the new sequel/reboot/requel in the meta-horrorr franchise! Will the boys figure out whodunnit? Or will they get eviscerated before they make it to the end? Tune in to find out! (And we do the Ulti...

Did you see the birds, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched A SIMPLE PLAN, the snowy thriller from Director Sam Raimi! Will the chums love the twists and turns? Or will they wish they’d stayed home by the fire? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, an...

It’s the Cinnabon Box Office Year End Betting Bonanza, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Jon watched a bunch of movies in 2021, ranked them, and they’re going to place bets to try to figure out each other’s Top and Bottom Ten! Will the boys have a great time gambling? Or will they be taken in...

The Matrix has you (for a fourth time), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Matrix: Resurrections, the fourth chapter in The Matrix trilogy from director Lana Wachowski. Will the chums love the fighting and the love? Or will they pray to be tossed out the window of a moving...

Happy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Black Christmas, the horror classic from Director Bob Clark. Will the fellas love the creepy phone calls and jokes? Or will they wish they’d been asphyxiated with a dry cleaning bag? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn,...

Happy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Shop Around The Corner, the classic romantic comedy from Director Ernst Lubitsch. Will the boys enjoy the twists, turns, and love? Or will they wish that they’d committed suicide 40 minutes into the movie? Tune in to find o...

Happy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched RARE EXPORTs, the Finnish evil Santa movie from Writer/Director Jalmari Helander. Will the boys enjoy the sinister thrills of Saint Nick turned Saint Dick? Or will they wish they’d fallen in a wolf trap? Tune in to find out!  ...

I AM calm, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched CASINO, the Las Vegas crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas enjoy Goodfellas Part 2? Or would they prefer to be beaten with a baseball bat and buried alive? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snack...

I’m gonna paint paradise square with his blood, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched GANGS OF NEW YORK, the bare knuckle epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys worship at the altar of Danny Day? Or will they, like Liam Neeson, could have left after the first scene? Tune in to f...

I’m gonna PAYUM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEAN STREETS, the small-time gangster flick from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas love early arty Scorsese? Or will they they bite their knuckle in disgust? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snac...

Yeah it’s workin’ overtime, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE DEPARTED, the Irish gangster epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys enjoy the Boston accent in all its glory? Or will they wish someone had put on their booties and shot the movie in the head? Tune in to...

Get your shine box, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and special guest Chuck Anderson of Fast Break Breakfast watched GOODFELLAS, the mob epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas love the ziti with the meat gravy? Or will they stab and shoot the movie in a trunk? Tune in to find out!   S...