Food Court Movie Podcast

Say goodbye to classical reality, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and Michael watched PRINCE OF DARKNESS, the devil in a green tube movie from John Carpenter. Will the fellas love the Lovecraft vibes? Or will they hate the Hatecraft vibes? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, snea...

Got a smoke, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and Michael watched ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, the gang-as-zombies survival horror from John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy this modern western? Or would they prefer just a regular western? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in you...

      Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched HALLOWEEN KILLS, the new horror sequel from Director David Gordon Green. Will the fellas stab a lady with a flourescent bulb? Or will they gouge a man’s eyes out? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in y...

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and special guest Josh Lewis of LETTERS FROM CAMP BLOOD, watched CIGARETTE BURNS, the Masters of Horror episode from Director John Carpenter. Will the fellas take a deep drag off this tasty cig? Or will the cough but never get off? Tune...

  Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THEY LIVE, the sci-fi action classic from Director John Carpenter. Will the boys kick ass? Or will they chew bubble gum? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...

  It’s all in your head, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MALIGNANT, the gonzo-horror from Director James Wan. Will the friends worship at the alter of insanity? Or will they pray for the movie to end? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and p...

  Freeze, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and special guest Chad Riden watched POLICE ACADEMY 2, the charming story of some new cops who shoot first and ask questions later. Will the boys celebrate the Glutes of Gutenberg? Or will they lament the lack of a busty cop? Tune in to find out! So...

Tootskie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, the dark comedy from Director Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas laugh like they’re on drugs? Or will they cry like they’re on way too many drugs? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks,...

  I’m Mr. Lonely, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and Jon watched KAJILLIONAIRE, the dark comedy from writer/director Miranda July. Will the boys laugh at all the quirky humor? Or will they cry at all the quirky humor? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and...

Let’s kill ourselves, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched THE SUICIDE SQUAD, the sequel or is it a reboot or is it a reimagination by Director James Gunn. Will the fellas love the irreverent humor and ultra violence? Or will they wish for a huge shark man to eat their head? Tune i...

The Empty Man made me do it, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE EMPTY MAN, the supernatural Scientolog-ish thriller starring James Badge Dale. Will the boys enjoy the twists and turns of this long Twilight Zone episode? Or will they feel like they got a helicopter dropp...

You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brain...

That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!  Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn...

  It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...

  Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out! So grab y...

Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out! So grab your p...

Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...

  Zombie tiger, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched ARMY OF THE DEAD, the new zombie movie from visionary director Zack Snyder! Will the fellas have a rollicking zombie-killing time? Or will they wish they were killed in the opening credits? Tune in to find out! So grab your popco...

Breathe in, breathe out, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to! Jon and Michael watched OXYGEN, the sci-fi thriller from Director Alexandre Aja, starring Melanie Laurent! Will the healthcare horrors consume your humble podcasters? Or will they bite back? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in yo...

  Girls and Dolls, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched ANNABELLE: CREATION, the demon doll horror movie from Director David F. Sandberg! Will the chums jump out of their seat? Or will they jump out of their seat? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and...

May the Force be with you, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, the sci-fi classic from George Lucas! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed in a trash compactor? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...

Never give up, Never Surrender, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and Michael watched GALAXY QUEST, the Trekkish comedy starring Tim Allen! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed Gorignak? Tune in to find out! So grab yo...

  Get over here, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched MORTAL KOMBAT (2021), the video game remake from Director Simon McQuoid! Will the dudes both turn into huge fire dragons? Or will they commit suicide by spike pit? Tune in to find out! So grab y...

Over 8 gates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched THE NINTH GATE, the devil procedural directed by some guy, we're not sure who! Will the dudes float through the air like a witch? Or will they set themselves on fire to please the dark lord? Tune i...

What is magma, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched VOLCANO, where they put the LA in lava! Will the dudes run to the ocean to cool off after the rush of a solid disaster flick? Or will they jump directly into the lava and melt wicked witc...