Food Court Movie Podcast

Southern Accent, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched PEARL, the prequel to ‘X’ starring Mia Goth! Will the chums love the movie as much as they love making out with a scarecrow? Or will they wish they eaten by a gator? Tune in to find out!   So grab...

Gimme some sugar, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Army of Darkness, the knights and undead monsters movie from Director Sam Raimi! Will the fellas smile like they’re being fed grapes by a busty wench? Or will feel like they’re being sucked into the center of a book that is b...

BABA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Barbarian the “don’t go in the basement” horror movie directed by Zach Cregger! Will the boys delight in the terrors of the below? Or will they wish they’d have just gotten a hotel room instead? Tune in to f...

Come get some, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Evil Dead 2 the splatter-filled horror classic directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell! Will the chums laugh their heads off like they’d been chopped with a spade? Or will they wish they’d been stabbed in the chest with...

KANDA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Evil Dead (1981) the splatter-filled horror classic directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell! Will the chums laugh joyfully like an undead girlfriend? Or will they wish their head had been cut off as they jump through the a...

Beast Mode, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched BEAST the new lion horror movie starring Idris Elba! Will the boys roar with joy as they watch Idris get chomped? Or will they get get caught in their own trap and get eaten? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...

Phone Home, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched E.T: The Extra Terrestrial, the family classic from Director Steven Spielberg! Will the chums smile like they just ate a handful of Reese’s Pieces? Or will turn white and end up face down in a drainage ditch? Tune in to find out!  ...

It’s a whodunnit, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, the new horror movie from Director Halina Reijn! Will the boys eat a chocolate cake full of weed? Or will they wish that they were dead instead of the characters? Tune in to find ou...

Bang bang, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Bullet Train, the action comedy(?) starring Brad Pitt! Will the lads have a great time watching the punching and the kicking? Or will they wish that David Leitch quit directing after John Wick? Tune in to find out!   So grab your po...

Vengeance is mine, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched Vengeance, the comedy(?) thriller(?) written and directed by B.J. Novak and starring Ashton Kutcher! Will the chums get down and dirty with a good old-fashioned gritty grind? Or will they wish pray for an oxyg...

Sky Jaws, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched NOPE, the UFO horror/adventure Directed by Jordan Peele and starring Daniel Kaluuya! Will the fellas be up in the clouds? Or will they say nope to Nope? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your...

Mjolnir, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Thor: Love and Thunder, the newest episode of the MCU (Made-for-TV Cinematic Universe) Directed by Taiki Waititi and starring Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman! Will the fellas be transported to valhalla? Or will they wish they had...

Yucky goo, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched MAD GOD, the stop motion gross-out fest directed by Phil Tippet! Will the boys love all the bodily fluids? Or will they make bodily fluids of their own? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your...

TCB in a flash, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Jon watched ELVIS, the gonzo biopic from director Bar Luhrman! Will the fellas shake their hips to the music? Or will they shoot a bunch of TVs? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s...

Don’t go in the basement, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched THE BLACK PHONE, the child abduction horror movie from director Scott Derrickson! Will the boys smile as children get tortured? Or will they suck down a black balloon full of helium and talk with a silly voice until t...

Buzz Off, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched LIGHTYEAR, the movie about the toy(?) starring Chris Evans! Will the fellas live all their childhood dreams? Or will they live all their childhood nightmares (the one where Taika Waititi keeps being annoying?) Tune in to find out!  ...

Surgery is the new sex, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, the body horror comedy from Director David Cronenberg! Will the fellas love the viscera? Or will they wish they had eaten a purple candy bar and been killed almost instantly? Tune in to find out!  ...

You can be my wingman any time (AGAIN), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TOP GUN: Maverick, the new jet movie from director Joseph Kosinski! Will the boys enjoy the fan service? Or will they wish there were more explosions and fewer references to things that happened in...

You can be my wingman any time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched TOP GUN, the action classic Directed by Tony Scott! Will the boys love the dogfights? Or will they scream, “This bites, dog!”? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pept...

It’s raining MEN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEN in the new horror movie from Director Alex Garland! Will the boys love the full frontal male nudity? Or will they wish they were more scares and fewer dongs? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in you...

Holy Multiverse, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, the new Marvel movie from Sam Raimi! Will the boys love the horror comedy vibes? Or will they wish they were incinerated by the Scarlet Witch? Tune in to find out!   So grab your po...

Rosebud, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Citizen Kane, the classic film directed by Orson Welles! Will the chums love the tale of success and failure? Or will they wish they had frozen in the snow with that sled? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your sna...

RAAAWRRRRRR, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Northman, the epic viking revenge drama from Robert Eggers! Will the boys love the yelling and stabbing? Or will they get tired of the yelling and stabbing? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, an...

Naatu Naatu, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Jon watched RRR, the epic tale of Indian revolution directed by S.S. Rajamouli! Will the fellas celebrate the pure joy of gonzo cinema? Or will they wish they’d just had their head eaten by a tiger? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sn...

This is cashmere, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Ambulance, the action spectacular from director Michael Bay! Will the fellas love the vroom and the boom? Or will they pray for a mini gun in a remote controlled lowrider to blow their heads off? Tune in to find out!   So gra...