Food Court Movie Podcast

Cocaine!, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and Gary watched Cocaine Bear, the new splatter horror from Director Elizabeth Banks! Will the fellas get high on their own supply? Or will they OD on bad jokes? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto...

Hop on some rooftops, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the wuxia classic directed by Ang Lee! Will the boys be overtaken by love? Or will they fight over a jade comb? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your p...

I have a particular set of skills, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Marlowe, the the film noir (in color!) starring Liam Neeson! Will the fellas soak in the hard boiled thrills? Or will they wish a dame would shoot them with a tiny gun in her very small, shiny purse? Tune in to...

Happy Valentine’s Day, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched My Bloody Valentine, the slasher classic from director George Mihalka! Will the boys enjoy a delicious caramel filled chocolate? Or will take a bite of what they think is a tasty confection but realize it’s filled with blo...

Knock knock, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched A Knock at the Cabin, the new apocalyptic thriller directed by M. Night Shyamalan! Will the fellas invade a home? Or will they stop the endtimes? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pept...

JAAAMES, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Infinity Pool, the psychedelic satire from Director Brandon Cronenberg! Will the boys get horny and scared? Or will they get just grossed out? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto becau...

Boooooo, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Ghostwatch, the classic BBC Horror from director Lesley Manning! Will the fellas get completely spooked? Or will they die of boredom and come back to haunt? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop yo...

I am Ishmael, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Whale, the new drama/special effects spectacular starring Brendan Fraser! Will the boys struggle to get up and then go to Heaven? Or will they pig out on pizza with ranch and ham? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn,...

2022, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Jon and Sean watched movies!! What are the Best movies of 2022? The Worst? The Twizzlers? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because WE ARE THE LAW! Bon Appétit!

Toys, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched M3GAN, the new killer AI robot doll movie from writers Adele Cooper and James Wan! Will the bros dance for viral joy? Or would they rather die by pressure washer? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...

In Boots, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, the new animated adventure starring Antonio Banderas! Will the boys smell the flowers? Or will they be eaten by a dying a star? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...

PUSS, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Puss In Boots, the animated adventure starring Antonio Banderas! Will the boys sip some leche by the fire? Or will they be defeated in a dance battle? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto...

I see you, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Avatar: The Way of Water, the new movie from James Cameron! Will the fellas find that the power was within them the whole time? Or will they get smooshed by a giant whale? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...

Ho Ho Ho, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Violent Night, the festive action/horror/comedy starring David Harbour and John Leguizamo! Will the little boys find smiles in their stockings? Or will they get coal smashed through their face? Tune in to find out!   So grab your pop...

FILM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Fabelmans, the new sorta-autobiographical dramedy from Steven Spielberg! Will the boys leave the theater with a smile on their face and tears on their cheeks? Or will they wish they’d chosen the wrong cup and they’d gotten really old...

The game is afoot, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Glass Onion: a Knives Out Mystery, the mystery comedy starring Daniel Craig! Will the fellas smile as they whip out their magnifying glass? Or will they wish they’d been Hindenburged? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popc...

Bon Appetit, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Menu, the food murder movie starring Anya Taylor-Joy! Will the boys feel as good as wagyu beef? Or will they wish they’d been given angel wings and slowly lowered into the ocean? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sn...

Just eat it, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, the new satirical biopic starring Daniel Radcliffe! Will the chums feel like they just snorted a line of pure Columbian yayo? Or will they wish they’d been killed at The Grammy’s? Tune in to find out!...

FECK, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched The Banshees of Inisherin, the new dramedy/funny bummer from writer/director Martin McDonagh! Will the lads feel like they just had pint of the finest? Or will they wish they’d choked on a finger? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popc...

Vomit, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Triangle of Sadness, the satire of the rich and famous directed by Ruben Ostland! Will the fellas feel like they just had a meal at a five star restaurant? Or like they were tumbled back and forth until they were unspeakably sick? Tune...

VROOM VROOM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Christine, the killer car classic from Director John Carpenter! Will the boys feel as good as cherry red Plymouth? Or will their dreams get crushed like a certain car’s? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in your s...

Dee doo doo dee doo doo, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Halloween Ends, the final chapter in the horror triptych starring Jamie Lee Curtis! Will the chums chow down on a big meal of revenge? Or will their tongues roll around on an LP? Tune in to find out!   So grab your pop...

Get your ass to Mars, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Ghosts of Mars, the sci-fi horror movie from Director John Carpenter! Will the boys cheer at all the badass things Ice Cube says? Or will they wish they had their heads cut off with a flying saw blade? Tune in to find out...

There’s a Star maaaaaaaaaan, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean and Michael watched Starman, the sci-fi romance from Director John Carpenter! Will the fellas cry tears of joy at such a lovely story? Or will they shoot a woman with a shotgun? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in yo...

I can smell your filthy soul, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!   Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched EVIL DEAD, the requel from director Fede Alvarez! Will the boys laugh as horrific things happen over and over? Or will they barf? Tune in to find out!   So grab your popcorn, sneak in you...