Food Court Movie Podcast

Cowabunga, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, the new animated feature about the ooze boys! Will the fellas bliss out in a post-pizza coma? Or will they wish their heads were watermelon for turtle target practice? Tune in to find out!...

I let you in, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Talk to Me, the new Australian horror movie from the Phlippou brothers! Will the boys celebrate Australian exceptionalism? Or will they stab themselves in the eye? Tune in to find out! So grab your pop...

BOOM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Oppenheimer, the new thriller starring Cillian Murphy and Robert Downey Jr.! Will the boys celebrate American exceptionalism? Or will they get scared that maybe the use of nuclear weapons has some ethical repercussions? Tune in to find out...

Intellectual property, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Barbie, the new comedy directed by Greta Gerwig! Will the fellas turn into dyed in the wool Feminists? Or will they yell stuff like, “I thought I was going to see Sound of Freedom?” Tune in to find out! So grab your popcor...

Defy death, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One, the newest installment in the Tom Cruise Jumping Off Things Cinematic Universe! Will the fellas cheer for more stunts? Or will they wish they’d been mercifully drowned? Tune in to find out...

SPOOKY TIME, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched from Insidious: The Red Door, the final chapter in the Insidious Cinematic Universe! Will the boys rock out to Tiny Tim? Or will they pronounce further as “futher”?Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and...

EELS I HATE EELS, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, the final adventure of our beloved archaeologist! Will the boys be all like BA BA BA BAHHHHHHH? Or will they wish they had drunk from the wrong cup way back then? Tune in to find out! So g...

AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Josh Lewis, and special guest Ben Sawyer from The Road to Now watched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the new alien robot spectacle! Will the fellas love the oil-soaked action? Or will they want to do a parking break turn and drive back home?...

Na na na na na na na na, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Flash, the time traveling comic book movie from director Andy Muschietti! Will the boys love the cameos? Or will they wish they could go to the time force and get the three hours of their life back? Tune in to find o...

It’s a whale of a tale, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Werckmeister Harmonies, the black and white masterpiece from director Bela Tara! Will the boys feel like the birds when the sun comes back after a full solar eclipse? Or will they wish they had gotten beaten to death by a...

Imma go mah own way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse, the new animated Marvel spectacular! Will the boys get the swelling in their heart you feel when you’re in love with a girl from another timeline? Or will they wish they had been annihilate...

UNDA DA SEA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The (new) Little Mermaid, the live action(?) remake starring Melissa McCarty! Will it bring us the joy of a crab on a Prince’s shoulder? Or will it make us wish we were stabbed with a boat? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn,...

Vroom, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Fast X (part one?), the new moto madness movie from director Louis Leterrier! Will it make drive a nuclear weapon into a river? Or will suffer like Dom’s family? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop you...

Hypnotic Construct, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Hypnotic, the new sci-fi thriller directed by Robert Rodriguez! Will it make us shoot at a house when we realize it’s not even there? Or will we cry like a man who thinks he’s in jail? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcor...

Douchebag, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the newest misfit action/sci-fi movie starring Chris Pratt! Will it make us cry great big raccoon tears? Or will we laugh like Drax because it’s finally over? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn,...

Kaboom, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Gary watched Sisu, the new action/blood fountain directed by Jamari Helander! Will it make us cheer like the end of Inglorious Basterds? Or will it make us frown like the end of The Super Mario Bros. Movie? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sne...

Dead by Dawn, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean watched Evil Dead Rise, the newest entry in the Best Horror Franchise directed by Lee Cronin! Will it make us yell Groovy? Or will we end up with our souls swallowed? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto...

I vant to suck your blaad, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean watched Renfield, the new action/horror/comedy/something movie starring Awkwafina! Will it make us grow to full power? Or will we be burnt up by the rays of the sun? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...

Mama Mia, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Super Mario Bros Movie, the new soulless garbage engineered to make your kids dumb! Will it make us cry ITSA ME? Or will we pray that all those involved in the movie should be executed? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sn...

Dragons, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, the new fantasy adventure film from the directors of Game Night! Will the movie make us love a barbarian? Or will it make us a very small actor? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak...

I’m thinking’ I’m back, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched John Wick 4, the murder epic directed by Chad Stahelski! Will the movie blow us away like an incendiary round? Or will we end up crumpled up on some French steps? Tune in to find out! So grab...

Shazam, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and no one else watched Shazam: Fury of the Gods, the new superhero sequel from David F. Sandberg! Will the movie electrify you like a bolt of lightning? Or will it kill you like a bolt of lightning? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...

What's your sixth favorite scary movie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Scream VI, the new meta-slasher from the directors of Scream! Will the boys put on the mask of happiness? Or will they get stabbed in the chest fifteen times? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sne...

Dinosaurs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Gary watched 65, the new "what if a spaceman fought dinosaurs" movie from the writers of A Quiet Place! Will the boys pump their fist as Adam pumps the dinos full of lead? Or will they forget to hold onto their butts? Tune in to find out! So grab you...

YO ADRIAN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched CREED III, the new boxing movie starring Michael B. Jordan! Will the movie punch above its weight class? Or will it go down in the first round? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop...