Food Court Movie Podcast

Chocolate in your pocalate, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Wonka, the newest re-imagination of Willy Wonka’s world from Paddinton director Paul King! Will the fellas feel like they’re flying away on a hoverchoc? Or will they wish they’d been killed in one of those unsolved mu...

F*ck, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched American Fiction, the new comedy from Writer/Director Cord Jefferson! Will the boys laugh through the tears? Or will they cry through the tears? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it...

He protects the hive, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Beekeeper, the new action movie directed by David Ayer! Will the fellas feel like the just had a big biscuit with honey? Or will the thrash like they're being attacked by wasps? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn...

Wrestling is real, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Iron Claw, the new wrestling melodrama from A24, written and directed by Sean Durkin! Will the fellas get pumped like they needle just dropped on Tom Sawyer? Or will they plink plonk on their guitar fruitlessly? Tune in to...

SEX, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Poor Things, the horny Frankenstein movie from director Yorgos Lanthimos! Will the boys feel need a thwack just to get the smiles off of their faces? Or will the feminism PISS THEM OFF? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in yo...

Cigarette smoke, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean watched Maestro, the new Leonard Bernstein biopic starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan! Will the boys feel like the ecstasy of a well-conducted symphony? Or will they feel like a guy with a cold is narrating his sad life? Tune in to find out!...

Hell yeah, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Gary watched Aquaman, the new underwater adventure from director James Wan! Will the boys cry tears of joy, which mix with the ocean they're swimming in? Or will they wish there were more octopi playing drums? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcor...

Burnt mother, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Boy and The Heron, the new animated fantasy from Studio Ghibli’s Hayao Miyazaki! Will the boys feel like they dozed off into a beautiful dream? Or will they snore real loud because they actually just fell asleep? Tune in to fin...

Gojira, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Godzilla Minus One, the new  dino destruction drama from Toho Studios! Will the boys cower in fear at the G-Zill himself? Or will they wish they had been eradicated by some blue heat breath? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sne...

Welcome to my Nightmare, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Dream Scenario, the new comedy from A24! Will the fellas laugh their A(24)sses off? Or will they wish they'd been eaten by an alligator while standing in a grand piano? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in...

Oh behave, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Saltburn, the new drama/satire from writer/director Emerald Fennell! Will the fellas be bowled over by the naughty hijinx of the rich? Or will they wish they’d been sent home to their Middle Class home? Tune in to find out! So grab yo...

There will be no leftovers, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Thanksgiving, the new horror movie from director Eli Roth! Will the boys scream and smile like when Grandma pulls the sweet potato casserole out of the oven? Or will they wish they’d had a merciful death by shopping c...

Merrrrry Christmas, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Holdovers, the Christmas dramedy directed by Alexander Payne! Will the boys laugh uproariously at the Porky's meets A Christmas Carol? Or will they done a flip off of gymnastic equipment and landed on their head, instantl...

Oil, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Killers of the Flower Moon, the new historical crime epic from Martin Scorsese! Did we have a grand ole time learning about a horrible old time? Or did we wish we'd clobbered like a private detective in his hotel room? Tune in to find out!...

Animatronic Murderers, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Five Night’s at Freddy’s, the video game turned horror movie starring Matthew Lillard! Will the boys have a nice slice of pizza? Or will they have a bad slice of being chomped in half by a robot bear? Tune in to find out!...

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China, the kung-fu comedy starring Kim Catrall! Will the hold the fiery blade? Or will they shoot an eyeball creature in the head? Tune in to find out! So gr...

The name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From LA, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “THE FUTURE IS NOW?” Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks...

Call me Snake, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From New York, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “YOU’RE THE DUKE A NUMBER ONE?” Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in...

Leper Pirates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s The Fog, the campfire classic horror movie starring Tom Atkins! Will the boys get really scared? Or will they wish they had died in a sunken schooner? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snack...

Demon, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched It Lives Inside, the new horror movie from Dishal Dutta! Will the fellas learn about candy coated fennel seeds? Or will they learn about being very bored? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, a...

Mon dieu, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched A Haunting in Venice starring Kenneth Branagh, the newest (very old) Agatha Christie mystery! Will the fellas put their magnifying glasses to good use? Or will they had drowned? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your...

We are BACK IN THE HABIT Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!    Sean and Michael watched The Nun 2 sequel to the critically forgotten The Nun. Will this unholy entity scare the life out of the boys OR will we leave thinking, "ah that was a lot better than the first one." Tune in to find out!   So grab you...

THREEQUALIZE, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Special Guest Josh Lewis watched The Equalizer 3 directed by Andre Fuqua, the heartwarming tale of a one-man killer machine! Will the fellas celebrate the joy of murder? Or will they wish for the sweet release of suicide? Tune in to find out! So g...

Where we go one, we go all, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Sound of Freedom, the new action/drama/suffering movie from Angel Studios! Will the fellas applaud the heroism? Or will they wonder if any if this stuff is true? Tune in to find out! So grab you...

DRACULA BOAT, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched The Last Voyage of the Demeter, the new vampire on a boat movie! Will the boys go batty for all the blood? Or will they take a long walk off a short plank? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop yo...