Food Court Movie Podcast

Edgy joke, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Deadpool and Wolverine, the newest episode in the Marvel Cinematic Universe tv show. Will that laugh at all the quips? Or will they weep at all the quips? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pep...

WOOD MAN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Oddity, the new Irish horror movie from Shudder Will the fellas be spooked? Or will they be sleepy? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a hammer killer with a scary...

It's your almost birthday, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Longlegs, the new serial killer thriller from Director Osgood Perkins, starring Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe! Will the boys smile like they just broke a case wide open? Or will they look nonplussed like a doll? Tune in...

I will not accept a life I do not deserve, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched MAXXXINE, the new thriller from writer/director Ti West. Will the boys face the paprazzi with a smile? Or will they feel like someone stomped on their balls? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sne...

Shhhhh, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched A Quiet Place: Day One, the new prequel in the Quiet Cinematic Universe written and directed by Michael Sarnoski. Will the fellas tip toe? Or will they yell so they die realllllll quick? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in...

Sh*t just got real, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Bad Boys: Ride or Die, the new action-comedy sequel movie starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence? Will the boys love the sweet Skittles flavor? Or will it go down like a black jelly bean? Tune in to find out! So grab your popc...

Hockey, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Inside Out 2, the new coming-of-age dramedy starring Amy Poehler and Maya Hawke? Will the fellas feel joy? Or will they wish they'd gone the way of Bing Bong? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pe...

Who watchers the watchers, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched The Watchers, the new spooky fairy tale starring Dakota Fanning. Will the fellas like a mad professor? Or will they wish they'd fallen down a deep hole? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, an...

Ki Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma Ma, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched In a Violent Nature, the new arthouse horror movie from the people how brought you Psycho Goreman. Will the fellas yell hooray as people get slashed? Or will they yell hooray when the movie finally ends? Tune in to find ou...

Remember me, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, the prequel to the Fourquel in George Miller’s Mad Max universe? Will the boys be awaited in Valhalla? Or will they witness a really bad movie? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks,...

Because you were here, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched The Stranger: Chapter 1, the reboot, sequel, prequel horror movie from director Renny Harlin! Will the boys smile like they just had a burger with wayyyyy too much ketchup? Or will they pray they get stabbed without all the...

Apes together strong, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Kingda Mampy watched Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, the newest chapter in the Planet of the Apes series! Will the boys smile like they just made friends with a eagle? Or will they wish they'd just died during ape 9/11? Tune in to find...

STUNTS, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched The Fall Guy, the new action romantic comedy from David Leitch, the director of John Wick! Will the boys smile like they just rolled over in a truck 8 times? Or will they wish they had jumped out of a helicopter with no airbag? Tune in to...

Match point, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Challengers, the new erotic tennis thriller from Luca Guadanino, the director of Call Me by Your Name! Will the boys think it's a Ten(nis)? Or will they feel like a chewed up churro? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in...

I vant to do ballet, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Abigail, the new vampire splatter horror starring Melissa Barrera! Will the chums smile like they just sucked down a tall glass of blood? Or will they wish they'd been exploded instead? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcor...

WAR, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Civil War, the new sci-fi/action movie from writer/director Alex Garland! Will the boys smile like they just put on a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses? Or will they fall over like they just got IED'd? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn,...

Monkey Man does anything a monkey can, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Monkey Man, the new action movie from Director/Writer Dev Patel! Will the boys feel like they just powered up on poison drugs? Or will they feel like they're stuck in an infinite loop of recalling their past...

It's nun of your business, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Immaculate, the newest nunsplotiation movie from director Michael Mohan! Will the boys feel beatific? Or will they wish they’d never agreed to the phrase "When in Rome..."? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...

Hail Satan, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Late Night with the Devil, the new found footage horror movie starring Dustin Damalchian! Will the fellas laugh with joy at the late night monologue? Or will they pray to have their turned all the way around? Tune in to find out! So...

ROID RAGE, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Love Lies Bleeding, the new lesbian love/murder story from director Rose Glass and A 24! Will the boys get horny for violence? Or will they be on soft for murder? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and po...

What if your imaginary friend...was a monster, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Imaginary, the new horror movie from Blumhouse Studios! Will the boys feel like they're having a tea party with their best bear friend? Or will they feel like they're being splashed in the face with...

Lisan al Gaib, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Dune Part 2, the new sci-fi epic from director Denis Villeneuve! Will the chums feel love they feeling of sand in their hair? Or will they feel like they got sand in their swimsuit? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak...

A millimeter to the right, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Stopmotion, the new horror movie from director Robert Morgan! Will the boys feel like they just ate a delicious steak? Or will they feel like they ARE a delicious steak? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, sneak...

Where's Spider-Man, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Michael watched Madame Web, the new girl(s with) power(s) movie from director S.J. Clarkson! Will the boys scream yahoo like they just kissed MJ upside down in the rain? Or will they wish they pun, "Oh, what a tangled web we weep?" Tune in t...

My boyfriend's back, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! Sean and Mampy watched Lisa Frankenstein, the new comedy from the twisted mind of Diablo Cody! Will the boys float in the air like a dismembered member? Or will they wish they'd never been re-animated? Tune in to find out! So grab your popcorn, snea...