Florida Woman

Boys and girls, in today's episode we discuss the simple fact that the worst human tragedy to befall the United States since Pearl Harbor, the terrorist attack that leveled the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001, was in fact brought to fruition in a wealthy suburb of Sarasota, Florida. Did you know the hijackers had musical aspirations? Listen in. Kelsey Ann really did her research this time (inc...

Fresh sode for the babies <3 Topics include: drunken wailing, lesbian devotion, abusing cruise control privileges, reckless political manatee scraping, and deep, lifelong romances with carnival rides. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our co...

The second part of our short series on Ted Bundy's brief venture into Florida and final crimes. We --pardon our language here-- dissect his personality and his place in American Folklore. In the final section we refocus our lens back from Bundy and onto a Florida Woman who not only survived her encounter with him but is thriving. Life goes on. Enjoy! CW: Murder, mayhem, rape and every other goddam...

Classic minisode guys! Topics include: Recurring nightmares, Kelsey Ann's psychic abilities, Hugh Hefner's misdeeds, strip club ennui, pussy gators, high schoolers in speedos and much more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirde...

Well, well, well, beautiful listeners, it's finally come to this. The revolting, piggish crimes of noted serial killer and all-around piece of shit, Ted Bundy. He inflicted his final spree of violence on a group of young Florida Women, and we're going to spend the next two episodes discussing what happened. We'll be diving into his crimes at the Chi-O house, his personal history, his all-consuming...

Come get your minisode babies, we're on the road again, podcasting from Nate's childhood home in Kansas City. We discuss NASA level weed technology, prehistoric tools, raw antelope legs, high-stakes ziplines and, of course, your weekly Florida Woman/Florida Man showdown. Lezgo!! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absur...

Hey boys 'n' girls, this week Kelsey Ann sits down for a conversation with Sarasota-based filmmaker Naida Joanides, who hails from a family of circus performers 5 generations deep! Her films Katia and Moon Dust revolve around beautiful visions of the circus and her relationships with her unique family and lifestyle. And guess what? There's no violent crime, drugs or debauchery involved. We’ve all...

Minisode! We're discussing food allergies, craft services, state enforced financial literacy, and then Nate's gonna try and explain something complicated about the housing market that he sort of primitively understands but doesn't fully intellectually grasp. But goddamn is he gonna act like he does. Let's go SOURCES: https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/study-more-than-1-6m-vacant-homes-sit-ac...

In this ep we discuss the birth of Florida's most iconic beverage-- the one, the only, the reigning king of sports drinks: Gatorade. We also ruthlessly vivisect the myth of hydration, which is actually a corporate invention to sell you bottles of shit you could get out of the sink. The more you know, babes, let's get into it. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us...

Our last cast from the homeland!! In this minisode we discuss: Some excellent Florida roadhouses, nudist colonies, haunted children's toys and more. Prepare your eardrums!! SOURCES: https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-accused-of-firing-urine-filled-squirt-gun-at-woman-508653361.html http://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/ghosts/robert the living_doll/index.php https://www.theguardian.com/l...

Hey babes, this week we've clipped out a segment of a Patreon episode (Ep. 8, Gibtown Part 2) to share with you-- a new minisode will be out this Friday and regularly scheduled cast will resume next Tuesday!!! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up...

It's our 33rd ep and we are podcasting from the damn motherland!! We discuss our pilgrimage to Pinellas Park, our time communing with the manatees, how we avoided death by inches, and much much more. Let's get into it babes! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniac...

While KA and I are off gallavanting at our film's (link here) premiere at the Sarasota Film Festival, we're dropping PART TWO of our deep dive on Florida's Worst Mom, Casey Anthony. Part one painted a picture of Casey and brought her all the way up to the interrogation room, Part two leads you the rest of the way through the increasingly sordid affair. Enjoy, ya filthy animals. We’ve all heard abo...

It's your minisode babies. We get into the various reasons fish fall from the sky, tragic facts about golden retreivers, the time Nate met a Parkland survivor, our florida men and women of the week, and why New Smyrna beach is the world shark attack capitol. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre his...

In today's episode we're getting into the disturbing, disgusting, repulsive and wretched tale of Florida Woman and famed infanticide, Casey Anthony. We explore her upbringing, family life, and history of being a dirty dirty liar. CW for those of you who may have lived in a hole for the past several decades: child death + endangerment. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman...

It's your weekly minisode!! We're talkin' Scabies, we're talkin parasite, we're talkin' BASE jumping, we're talkin' 'Noles, we're talkin' about all kinds a shit! Get it while it's hot! Florida Woman https://www.wric.com/news/weird-news/police-florida-cat-lover-pulls-gun-on-woman-who-asked-her-to-stop-feeding-strays/ Florida Man https://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-31-dies-parachute-132904641...

Today we just kicked back and talked babes. We bitch about acting, get into Kelsey Ann's childhood as a florida girl, confer about haunted houses, the Bush family and enchanted artifacts. This is proof that there's no better place to raise your young'in than the Sunshine State. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. P...

Fresh hot minisode!! We discuss Neanderthal DNA, Leighton Meester's cool Aunt Judie, Saint Patrick's Day, and more! Our film The Den got into the Sarasota film festival!! We wrote and produced it and we're both in it! Check it out on instagram @theden.movie Florida Woman https://kfor.com/news/florida-woman-accused-of-renting-out-home-she-didnt-own/ https://fox4kc.com/news/florida-woman-nearly-drow...

Guys, fucking serious motherfucking CW on this one. If sexual assault, sexual assault to a minor, child endangerment, murder, rape or serial killing is a trigger to you, then please just go listen to something else instead. Florida Woman Aileen Wuornos was accused of being the first female serial killer. In this episode, we don't just detail how wrong that moniker is-- we take a long look at thing...

But it's the Crystals that need healing Florida Woman https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/florida-woman-confesses-stabbing-81-year-old-mother-hiding-body-after-argument-police-say/76INTV4LA5CJZB7GJAHFLZAVAE/ Florida Man https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-pulled-out-human-ears-while-being-questioned-for-grandpa-slay Florida FACTS https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/last-resort https://www.thelis...

CW, babes: childhood sexual trauma Another powerful, beautiful testament to the power of self-confidence. Miami's own scam sultan spent three decades living the life of a Saudi prince- buying supercars, jet setting around the world, eating the most lavish dinners every night, living in the most expensive neighborhoods. The only problem? He was not a Saudi prince. Not at all. SOURCE MATERIALS: http...

At long last we are back in studio together!! A minisode for you all. Please enjoy. Topics include: DOG the bounty hunter, Lutheranism vs. Catholicism, bringing children to bars, nuclear warfare, and so much more. Letz go FLORIDA WOMAN https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/03/25/naked-florida-woman-found-in-storm-drain-claims-she-was-lost-down-there-for-weeks/#// https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/wom...

Well well well babes, shit is hitting the fan all over the world. Ukraine and Russia, Texas and Louisiana, even in our own swampy backyard. Ron Desantis's restrictive and backwards Don't Say Gay legislation has passed into law, and your humble hosts take the opportunity to discuss what it is, where its underlying ideology comes from, why it's fucked up, how frustrated we are with both political pa...

We're casting remotely, guys. We had to figure out the recording platform so apologies if you get any slightly farty types of mic interference stuff. P.S. If any of you are into the world of Crypto and NFTS, check out our partner, Florida Man Token! They are an up and coming NFT that turns Florida Man headlines into digital trading cards! Not only that, but a healthy portion of their proceeds goes...

In our first movie review episode, Kelsey Ann and Nate take a gander at Sean Baker's 2017 drama The Florida Project . A dreamy coming-of-age drama set in a roadside motel in Orlando, The Florida Project attempts to give a glimpse beyond the shiny fantasy of Disney into the reality of life on the margins in Florida.