Florida Woman

CW: Animal abuse -- if you wanna skip, it's timestamp 14:23-19:44. Hey cappadonnas and cappadonnettes. We start off the minisode with some EXQUISITE news about future podcast endeavors, then get into the nitty gritty with the florida woman/florida man domestic dispute. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com /FloridaWomanpod You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. Pod Email...

Bonsoir mons bebes, please manger on this SNEAK PEEK at our exclusive Patreon-only episode , where we complete the saga of Lou Pearlman, the Vito Corleone of late 90's and early 00's boy bands. Enjoy and please bear with my, uh, French persuasion, after all I'm on the road and Kelsey Ann's not here to stop me from, shall we say, saying dumb shit and acting like a complete fucking moron. À votre sa...

Lou Pearlman, the genius, the criminal, the boy band impresario behind the 90s' and 00's hottest talents, was an embezzler, a thief, a charismatic father figure, and a consummate Florida man. Join us as we examine his oeuvre, inspect his milieu, and condemn his gourmandise. Bon Chance. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com /FloridaWomanpod You can follow us on Instagram at: @Florid...

Greetings babies, get ready for another minisode coming straight atcha. We talk about our various maladies, experiences with opioids and Deadliest Catch, and get right into the FLW/FLM showdown. We didn't say it on the ep but Florida woman wins this time. Fifty points to Slytherin! SOURCES: https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/02/06/florida-man-tried-to-run-over-son-because-he-didnt-want-to-take-a-ba...

In the third installment of our dubious exploration into the House of Mouse, we welcome on our very first interview guest-- our neighbor, Antonio Harris! A former Disney World employee and ex-Orlando resident, Antonio helps Kelsey Ann and Nate explore what it's like to peer beneath the fantasy and dish on the goings-on behind the scenes. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com /Flori...

Babes seriously. What should we name our kids? I'm serious. Please send in names. Contact us. MINISODE #3 is fresh squeezed for your pleasure. Mommy and daddy are off the bottle, embarking on our health journey, feeling right and tight. We kvetch a bit, but it does feel right and tight. We break down our FL Woman and FL man of the week, discuss the simple folk and their vacation plans, as well as...

Bee-Bee-L's babies. Brazilian Butt Lifts. You know, the surgery where they scrape fat off of your midsection and inject it into your cheeks so you can stack up insta followers? Just GUESS what city performs the most BBL's in the country. (Don't guess, it's in the title). We get into why Miami's the capital, what's motivated the incredibly upswing in BBL popularity, and why it's by far the most dan...

We are gettin down and dirty babies. Topics include- our cat's butthole, Lethal Weapon 3, the mating dance of the Floridian, and the masculine urge to throw cinderblocks off of highway overpasses. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com /FloridaWomanpod You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. Pod Email us at FloridaWoman. Pod@Gmail.com Florida Woman theme song is My Heart I...

One minute you're sat peacefully in your La-Z-Boy, in your boxers and slippers, rolling up a joint and watching Sportscenter on mute, the next minute you, your chair and your joint are all plummeting 75 feet straight down into the depths of a yawning chasm, never to be seen again. Such is life in the Sunshine State! In this episode we explore the terrifying phenomenon of Florida sinkholes, what th...

Hey Honey Buns, we're trying out a brand-new formula for postin' our 'tent. Welcome to the miniverse. Florida Man: https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/01/19/tampa-woman-pleads-guilty-in-dark-web-bitcoin-murder-for-hire-case/ Florida Woman: https://abc7news.com/florida-man-spiderman-robs-store-casselberry-seminole-county-sheriffs-office/5194105/ Facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Repub...

What happens when a gold-digger with a room temperature IQ absolutely cannot stop gaslighting? Today we're sticking our noses in the case of a true Florida Woman ---Dalia Mohammed Dippolito-- and the plot to murder her husband Michael. It's got twists, it's got turns, it's got fraud, drugs, money and more, and it's all going down in the Sunshine state baby. Hop on the airboat and let's get weird H...

Today we are getting freaky. Really goddamn freaky. We're turning our spotlight towards Gibsonton, FL, a humble town which rose to prominence as the winter home of the talented and clannish sideshow performers of Barnum and Bailey's circus. We explore what exactly the term "freak" entails, take a look at the murky origins of the freak show, gawk at the wretched, scarred vacancy where PT Barnum's s...

What would you do if your gynecologist asked you for a ride home after your appointment? This is the strange, alternatively-medicinal tale of teenager Malachi Love-Robinson's ultimate con. Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com /FloridaWoman You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. Pod Email us at FloridaWoman. Pod@Gmail.com Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by S...

Walt and Joe McCarthy, sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G On today's episode your humble hosts take a long reproachful gander at the man behind the Disney parks, his ALLEGED antisemitism, his desperate, craven need for good boy points, his hot, strong, loving ties to the FBI and CIA, and his penchant for snitchin' to the House Un-American Activities Committee. Have you guys ever seen Triumph of th...

He is Vengeance. He is the Night. He is crouching in the palmettos outside his ex wife’s house smoking meth and furiously jerking it at 3PM on a Wednesday Today we explore the provenance and meaning of the original Florida Man meme, his shady internet origins, his rise to prominence, and how the phenomenon goes beyond simply poking fun at crazy people. Not everyone can be a Florida man, baby, but...

Today we answer the question: has anyone ever d**** at D *****? Many people allege that no-one has ever d**** at D ****** . But is that just a technicality? Join us as we list everyone who d**** at D ***** and whether or not it really counts. Surely someone has to have d**** at D ******. Allegedly. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the hu...

He lurks in the underbrush. He’s staring through the palmetto fronds… you can’t see him, but you’ve already smelled him. And you’re retching. Loudly. In this episode we take a look at the history and taxonomy Florida’s favorite cryptic ape man, the fabled SKUNK APE. Join us as we dazzle at shaky blurry YouTube videos and discuss the Jane Goodall of the Everglades. You are now in the ape zone. We’v...

Ep 1: THE FLORIDA HYPOTHESIS In this episode Nathan and KA tackle the show’s central question: What in the hell is going on with Florida?!? ! and they wrestle her to the ground. You’ll learn the 7 contributing factors to the chaotic alchemy that is the state of Florida and how and why she has become the starlet of the strange news media and the butt of jokes. You may also find: Ironic millennial c...