Florida Woman

Come get your minisode, children! Today's topics include: corporate email-speak, purchasing children at Wal-Mart, the raw food diet, getting weinstein'd by a 6 year old, and the grotesquely racist, hilariously offensive origins of Florida's state song. Dive in with us! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes,...

Nate is back from his bachelor party and we're discussing the ill-fated experiment of John Lilly, the Dolphin King. Young researcher Margaret Lovatt and three Florida Dolphins (stars of the movie Flipper) were gathered together in a house flooded with water in an attempt to teach them the English language. Yes, you read that correctly. And yes, it did get sexual. And romantic. Listen on, friends,...

Minisode minisode minisode! We talk about the tris and tribs of a life in showbiz, naked dudes cranking pushups on the highway, vintage kitten murder techniques and flavored vodkas. Dive in with us you sexy babes We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make...

Listeners, it was already bad. Now, here's where it gets worse. Life in the hot van is devolving faster and faster and it winds up in a horrible argument between Gabby and Brian. The cops are called, and a steep, slippery downward spiral ensues. You won't like where it's going. I know I didn't. Kelsey Ann seemed entertained though. Morbidly. Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and t...

A day late but here's your minisode babes! Topics include our relationship, Onlyfans Murderer Courtney Clenney, why not to dig trenches higher than your waist, that fake ghetto voice that white suburban insta thots use for some reason, the problems with strip clubs and more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd cr...

Listeners, we're back with episode 2 of our series on poor sweet innocent Gabby Petito. This time we start to break down the facts of the situation- the dynamics of Brian and Gabby's relationship, the plans that they had for their lives, the way they lived together and trips they took across the country. Featuring: Brian's shitty art, a very tragic van, some hot, hot yogurt and, eventually, police...

Good morning babes, we're back on schedge and we've got your minisode coming straight atcha!! Topics include: airborne strap-ons, forged checks, pool jets, bad sexy cops, and much, much more. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weir...

Dear listeners, we've missed you! We've been gone for 2 weeks, but we're back on the scene, baby, coming to you with a fresh cast straight out the oven. Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the...

Wow guys. Shit's nuts right now. KA's back from her bachelorette in Atlantic City, we're moving out of our apartment, and we're back with another minisode!! Topics include: gay gentrification vs. hipster gentrification, getting catcalled, stress induced penis shrinkage, the Dolezal effect, and much, much more. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we ex...

Today, guys, we are just ~vibing~ in the homeland. Topics include SkyZone, hot criminals, a passionate defense of Thanksgiving, brain worms, invasive snails and your exclusive initiation into the secret society of Honey Children. Will you answer the call? We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre histor...

It's that minisode time of the week, kids! Your hosts are on the road again, back in roasting, muggy, FL for the fourth of July. Today's minisode features rogue aerial chases, mystery bullet wounds, Colombians going hard for fireworks and a serious posthumous roast session. Dive in with us, the water's body temp and stagnant We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us...

Look around you, everywhere, guys with icy chains and half buttoned silk shirts, girls with fake butts popping Moet on boats. Consistently ranked as one of the rudest and most aloof cities in the nation, Miami simply does not consider itself part of the greater Floridian whole. We're here to examine exactly why that is. Join us, freaks. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Wom...

Babes. Dudes. Welcome to your minisode. Topics include the stunning mountaintop scenery of Gastonia, NC, the complex ethical quandaries of cannibalism, customer service debacles, and where exactly not to get a bagel in Florida. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking man...

CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered. In part 2 of our series on Adam Walsh, we break down the findings of police investigations and a list of suspects potentially responsible for the death of Adam. He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the t...

In this minisode, we delicately explore the nuances of different American regional cultures, rattle off some Florida Men and Women, and encourage our audience to help us settle our marital arguments. Let's ride We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up...

CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered. Today we dive into the tragic, horrible, brutal and as-of-yet-only-shakily-solved murder of Florida Boy, Adam Walsh. He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the term "Stranger Danger." We’ve all heard about...

Come get your minisode babes! Topics include: deaf dads, yelling for consonants, beautiful angels, pan faced cop guys, corrupt fake mental health facilities, soundcloud rap, and more! Dive in with us!! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our coun...

Alexa, play Mozart's Lachrymosa. Full volume. Ladies and gentlemen, safe as you may feel, you are not alone. They walk among us, eating our food, breathing our air, and for some weird reason, representing a larger-than-normal percentage of the nursing staff in our suburban hospitals. But when our backs are turned, they transform: incessantly smiling, singing "Part Of This World" histrionically at...

It’s our FIFTIETH EP!!! Pod gods be praised!! In this 'sode we talk about demon dinners, goblets full of blood, Kelsey Ann’s lazy eye and buying all the denim from an entire island nation. Hop in bitches, let’s ride!!! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that...

Honorary Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space . But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US...

Coming at you with a Minisode, friends! Topics include: LBJ's hog, questionable child beauty pageants, rocket launch lawn chair parties and committing fraud just for the love of the game. Dive in, the water's hot as hell and very murky! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fu...

Honorable Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space . But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US...

Welcome babes. Happy Miami Cannibalversary. Topix include: being caught in delicto flagrante, sauna snakes, keeping your goddamn hands off the kids, $23k houses and much, much more. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state...

Short one today guys, with a NEW SEGMENT-- We read your Florida stories! Send us your Florida tales and we'll read them on the air! Then Nathan rants about shitty drivers and muses about Ron Desantis. Damn, what if that guy becomes the prez? We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautif...

Wow, boys and girls, what a minisode we have for you today! Topics include: Orson Welles, female bathroom misbehavior, clumsy teenage fingering, the ABR community, interesting ways to make butter, pro wrestling and juggalos. Where could we go wrong?? Tune in and enjoy, babes. You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. Pod Email us at FloridaWoman. Pod@Gmail.com Help the show by becoming a p...