Fivesier: a five minute Frasier podcast

Frasier is the last sane man in the world. Oh wait that's Tim Allen in Last Man Standing. Frasier is just a grumpy plug who throws a man out of Cafe Nervosa for sitting at the table he wanted to sit at. A bully! A bully blowhard! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

It's Feb 29th and that means we should all take leaps of faith! Unless Frasier gives you advice then you should take a "leap of faith" off the tallest building! Niles is so horny this episode he just wants to nuuuuuut! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Niles is such a cuck that he literally gets himself in debt with the MOB in order to help Maris... his ex wife who can't handle life at all and is nothing but a burden. Yikes Niles be better To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Diane is back! She's suckered Frasier into financing her play that's a failure! He cheerfully agrees to help her even though she LEFT HIM AT THE ALTAR!!! You're a bozo Frasier I love you To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

What a wild episode! Daphne teaches Niles how to dance! Niles gets to grind his little chunnel against Daphne's Moon! Kelsey Grammer directed the whole damn thing!!  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Daphne and Joe are frickin in Frasier's apartment and it's making him uncomfortable. Well maybe if you were getting laid you wouldn't be so concerned about it. How do you think Martin feels? He hasn't gotten laid since his wife died. Did you ever think of that Frasier? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the sh...

Frasier has no friends. HAHA what a loser! Maybe a guy who looks like Steve Perry from Journey will fill dat gap? Also Frasier can not set boundaries. Pathetic To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier is in LOVE with Kate! But Kate took a new job in Chicago and is leaving! Casablanca! Martin doesn't really like Nazi's (sheesh welcome to 2023 Martin). Maury Dingman! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

First off. Frasier Grinch? That is lazy at best Frasier writers. Frederick is coming for Christmas!!! Frasier can't buy presents. He's buying stuff that's going to make his son a friggin NERD like Frasier. YUCK! Luckily Martin is here to save the day. Christmas Day in fact! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email t...

"Goodbye Tarfful. Goodbye Nile's Home Set" - Yoda, Revenge of the Sith (2005). Niles finally stands up to Maris and all it got him was a lousy divorce! That's right things are changing in the Frasier world. Will Niles stand his ground and take back his life? Or will he be a spineless jellyfish and come crawling back to a woman Martin describes as "Thin. Very thin. Caucasian. Very Caucasian"? We lo...

Get your nut, player! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Kate has cancelled the 5% raise the off air talent was going to get so what do they do? They rally around Frasier and send him in to negotiate. They get their raise... but so does he if you catch my drift! KATE AND FRASIER FRICK!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier is hosting a wine tasting club with all the snootiest dingus's in Seattle. But what's this?!?! There's a scratch on the floor!!! Luckily Niles has a hunky contractor who can help out and hopefully not steal Daphne away from Niles. Will Daphne and Joe become Seattle's newest hottest couple? Considering that Tony Carreiro is only credited in 2 episodes of Frasier... I doubt it! To support th...

Sufferin Sucatash! Bulldog is pranking Frasier on air. Kate the station manager is encouraging it (bad form Kate). It would be one thing if Frasier agreed with these pranks but he hates them and she only wants them to happen due to ratings. That's a great way to lose good talent Kate!  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier o...

Martin's such a groovy lady. He makes my heart go Heidi Haiti (?). Martin wrote a bunch of songs for Ol Blue Balls Himself, Frank Sinatra. The bozo bros decide to help him finish one of them. It's a banger!!! Oh also their aunt is dead. Rave In Power Queen To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesie...

A flashback episode!!!! Frasier joins Niles's private practice and guess how it goes?!?! If the book they tried to write or the restaurant they tried to run are any indication... good! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier gets a new boss and it's a WOMAN?!?!?! Martin couldn't even imagine working for a woman. Niles wants a gun. I barely get through this episode. Not because it's bad (it's actually pretty good) but because I'm not good at time management! Welcome to Season 3 To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including THIS episode) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or...

Season 2 is dead. Long live Season 2! What a season this was!!! There's only 1 word that can accurately describe this season and that is... Horny! Horny as frick to be sure. Be sure to sign up for our Patreon to see the VIDEO of this episode! God I love doing this show and I am so grateful to be able to share this journey with all of you. Thanks Seattle ❤️ To support the show and for weekly video...

Season 2 finale!!! It's Martin's birthday and the bozo bros actually remembered this year! There's a power outage in Seattle and you better believe everyone has a breakdown and Frasier has to "psychologist" all of them. He is so underappreciated by everyone around him... is what he tells himself!!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/f...

The Happy Bros? I only care about the Happy Fisherman! Frasier and Niles buy a restaurant and will their neurosis destroy it on opening night? Will Martin serve Deidrich Bader a delicious Buzz Beer (The 90's!)? Will Bulldog bring a prostitute? Daphne helps Niles kill an Eel and they share a moment where you would swear they were going to frick right there. I love it! Plus a bonus appearance from "...

YUCK! BB and Frasier frick and there's no putting that genie back in the bottle. But it's all a negotiation tactic for getting Frasier a 40% raise! Or at least that's what BB tells Frasier when she's STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE BUILDING THREATENING TO KILL HERSELF IN THE SAME MANNER FRASIER CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE!!! This is a dark one  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please c...

Frasier thinks Marris is having an affair! Niles has to literally fight for the love of his life. David Hyde Pierce is a POWERHOUSE in this episode To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

What's this? The best episode of Frasier yet?!?! Martin has never said "I love you" to Frasier and that's just so sad. So Frasier sets out to rectify that by going on an ice fishing trip and being a huge baby. Can a grown man get an "I love you" from his daddy?  Line of the episode: "It smells like a fish died and the other fish sent flowers" To support the show and for weekly video episodes...

Frasier has a stalker and worse yet... the bodyguard he hires is a WOMAN!!!! But he's nominated for a CB so that's pretty exciting!! Also Roz has a pimple and her beauty is destroyed. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier and Niles are trying to get into the Empire Club!!! Is this a club that gets together to discuss Empire aka the best show ever made? NO it's a bunch of snooty white dudes pulling each others rotten peckers or whatever. I hope they get in! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier