Fivesier: a five minute Frasier podcast

Roz wants to be an on-air personality by doing a "Single in Seattle" radio show! Go for it Roz you've got a voice perfect for radio. I sure hope that no good rotten BB doesn't screw this up for you. And I sure hope that you don't become a client of hers. And I sure hope you don't end up sleeping with BB like Frasier did! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreo...

Frederick is coming to visit and all he wants is to tour MICROSOFT. JK he actually just wants to see Frasier in the KACL softball game. Frasier is not good at softball though! How will his son recover from being disappointed in his dad? Bulldog managed and he turned out just fine (also Bulldog's tragic backstory gets a new event... and it's tragic!) To support the show and for weekly video episode...

Roz is such a dime she's been killing old folks at the old folks home while doing community service! But if she doesn't volunteer there then she will be a felon. Oh no! Frasier goes with her to support her and meets JAMES EARL JONES (doing some fine blind person acting)!!!! Stay away from him you Angel of Death To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.p...

Niles gets a new home, throws his dog into the gutter and buys a bird! But oh no the bird has LATCHED onto his scalp and won't let go! How will be host a dinner party and help Frasier get laid if there's a bird on his head? To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one!) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

The bozo bros meet 2 women that are perfect for them! And trust them enough to go to a secluded cabin only days after they met! There's no way they're going to screw this one up right? RIGHT NILES?!?! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier (much like DMX) only knows how to live one way... that's the dog. Eddie is depressed and no one can figure out why. Maybe it's because he's realized that life has no meaning beyond what meaning we give to it and bad things happen to good people. Maybe he's worried about nuclear war. Maybe he lost his doll. I'm just grateful this episode isn't about Bulldog dying by Snu Snu To support the s...

Frasier wants to hang a big ol Japanese knocker on his door but doesn't clear it with the condo board. They deny his request so since he's a petulant child he decides to run for condo president! Heroic To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Is it morally right to lie? Hell yeah it is brother!!! Especially if those lies get a bully expelled from prep school who then ends up in jail years down the road. Hell yeah brother!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one!) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Martin has a new girlfriend named Sherry. She's a bombastic former Vegas showgirl who now bartends. She's a hoot and a barrel of laughs so of course the Bozo Bros can't stand her and have to ruin Martin's happiness. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Martin thinks Frasier loves a tacky matador painting and so you know what that porridge brain does with his pension money? He buys the damn thing! Frasier hates it and simply MUST tell Martin. Just put it in your room and shut up Frasier. Art is art and it all smells like farts. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can em...

The family is going to Boston for Thanksgiving because Frederick has a chance at getting into a very prestigious private school. The only thing standing in his way is a meeting between his parents and the head of admissions. All Frasier and Lillith have to do is not act like complete horses asses. Sorry Freddie enjoy public school! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out...

Joe dumped Daphne!!! Niles wants to make his move but Frasier says "wait a day". THAT NIGHT she meets and starts dating a guy who is just Niles's doppelganger. Niles is understandably pissed. As pissed as I was that they teased the idea of a Niles/Roz singles date night escapade and then barely show it! BOO To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patre...

Niles has to fill in for Frasier again!! He meets a Seattle Super Sonic and becomes his lucky charm!! Roz flirts like crazy with him and he negs her back. Classic pick up artist shit. God I love Noz aka Niles/Roz Power Couple!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Martin makes a new friend and the Bozo Bros do their absolute best to sabotage that friendship. What a bunch of jerks! Also Niles and Roz have great chemistry and should have ended up together. But what do I know, I'm just a podcast host To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fives...

Frasier keeps having dreams where he's banging Gil the food critic!! This is terrible!!! What if he was gay gay gay?!?! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Bulldog is in love!!!!! With a woman golfer?!?! How will he ever respect her?!?!?! Martin needs new shoes but that storyline is barely an afterthought in this episode despite Martin having to face homosexuality head on! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

This is the best episode of Frasier yet. Daphne's ex FIANCE?!?!?! has returned to town and wants her back. Lies lead to other lies and mad cap comedy ensues. Martin is on fire this episode! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Another season of Frasier, another 24 episodes down. What a season it was! Frasier fricks his boss, Maris and Niles separate, Martin writes a Frank Sinatra song (and it's dope!), the idea is teased that Niles is over Maris and Daphne and ready to move on but then every other episode of the season has Niles horn dogging Daphne and being a lap dog for Maris so who even knows! See ya'll for Season 4...

Season 3 finale!!! Flashback baybee!!! We're flashing all the way back to the first episode of the Doctor Frasier Crane show! We meet Roz, Niles meets Roz, Daphne is just hanging out at Cafe Nervosa like it ain't no thing, we see into Martin's apartment where he fell too many times!!! What an episode and what a season! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon...

KACL brings in a focus group and the only person who doesn't like Frasier is Tony Shalhoub doing a very racist caricature! He's great in this episode though so all is forgiven plus it was the 90's and everything was racist back then! Does Frasier ruin his life? Of course he does! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can e...

Roz is dating some poon hound but Frasier knows a secret about him. But he can't tell because Niles told him and this poon hound is Niles's patient! Also Daphne has to run her dumb mouth and convinces Roz that Frasier is in love with her. I mean who wouldn't be in love with Roz for one night at least?!?! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon....

Ugh another BB episode. Gag me with a spoon! BB is engaged to the new owner of the station. But she loves the smooth silky flavour of a dart and that's a turn off. So Frasier is tasked with curing her of her smoking addiction.  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Frasier falls in love with a cop but the cop is actually interested in Martin who is interested in HER. ACAB Frasier. Also Roz gets changed in a car and it's kind of sexy god damn! They really just had women on TV to sexualize them huh? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com

Whoever wins, we lose! Niles has been selected to prove in court (and on tv) that a local lumber baron needs to be locked in a looney bin. Naturally Frasier gets involved and Martin has his opinions on the treatment of the elderly. Also Martin don't feed Eddie chips. There's no way that's good for him! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.co...

Frasier buys a chess set but keeps losing to his old ass, stupid ass dad. ACAB amirite Frasier? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com