Fivesier: a five minute Frasier podcast

Frasier is a creep who is going to be #metoo'd so hard in the future of Seattle. He's creeping around Daphne Moon's Daphne's Room! Looking at her pills?!?! What is you doing my man? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier As an added treat i'm going to start including my hastily scratched notes I make for each episode. Maybe you'll...

Who's hornier than Roz? Bulldog, correct! Who's hornier than Bulldog? Sam Malone!!! Sam is back and Cheers is sadder than ever! Will Roz and Sam hook up? Will Daphne and Sam hook up? Will Martin and Sam hook up? Fingers crossed sports fans! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Dr Frasier Crane, Harvard graduate, protector of the citizens of Seattle... is horny for Honey. This is the horniest episode yet (and that's a compliment!) To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier gets his briefcase stolen, Roz & Niles are flirty and fun, Nathan Lane?!?!?! This episode has it all! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Martin is sure trying his damndest to solve that Weeping Lotus murder. Frasier has a hair brained theory!  To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

In the doghouse, more like on my face amirite Roz? Oh God am I Bulldog?!?! Bulldog and Roz bond and she even quits Frasier's show to join Bulldogs! And I guess for the rest of the series that's where she shall stay... or shall she? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Seat of power? More like my face amirite Roz?!?!?! Jet black toilets and bullies come face to face in this all star Frasier! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Martin's old partner Arty is in the hospital but they haven't spoken in YEARS due to some petty nonsense. So of course Marty and Arty make up duh! Also Martin is worried that Eddie is gay because he has a barbie doll he likes chewing on. Calm down Martin To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

This was a hilarious episode! Lilith and Madeline and Lilith and Madeline and Frasier is just moaning and making sex noises and I hate it! Will Frasier's relationship survive this awkward situation? I doubt it long term! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier starts dating a real dime and he's falling in love!!!! They decide to go to Bora Bora and you'll never guess what happens!!! Also Niles, Martin and Daphne bond over smoking illegal Cuban cigars. ACAB To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier endorses a political candidate who (it turns out) believes he was abducted by aliens. I'd rather that guy be in office than the usual pedophiles and nazi's we have. POLITICS!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier insults Seattle and makes a real horses ass out of himself. Classic Frasier! Will his apology work or get him into even hotter water? Hotta Watta duh! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Dukes is being demolished. Martin invites the Bozo Bros there for one last beer. They don't have the heart to tell Martin that they're investors in the company that's destroying Dukes. Way to go numbskulls! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Niles is thinking about being a daddy. Frasier suggests he carry around a sack of flour. I suggest he finds a young hot philly he can spoil! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier tries to set up Daphne with his new boss but instead sets HIMSELF up?!?! His new boss is a total hunk though so go for it Frasier! Live a little you uptight 90's hetero as frick dude! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Eddie's getting frickin LAID and all the men are jealous and decide he needs to be neutered. But Eddie runs away and Martin is just choked. Do things get sorted out? Does Niles get lost in the park? The answer to both is... tune in to find out! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Season 2 is here! Frasier has his virginity story stolen by some guy who is referenced on the show as being from Cheers but as far as I can tell... is not on Cheers. But he is on Seinfeld and Malibu Dan the Family Man! That's right it's John O'Hurley! Also Frasier was assaulted as a teenager by his piano teacher... this is played to applause and wolf whistles. The 90's! To support the show (and to...

We've made it to the end of Season One and what a delight it was! This is an episode all about my feelings towards Season One. I didn't mention this in the episode but my favourite episode of Season One was "Travels with Martin". Truly a delight from top to bottom! See you next week for Season Two! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

"Are you happy?" I know I am after watching the first season of Frasier!! Fraiser, Niles and the whole gang are at Cafe Nervosa having a lovely chat in this season finale! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Tick tick tick. That Frasier Crane is sick sick sick. I hope he doesn't take a bunch of drugs and barge into the radio station to do his show! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

The Bozo Bros are tasked with writing a book. Does it go well? We'll let the mini bar tab decide To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

This is my favourite episode of the series so far! The whole family goes on a road trip and misadventure awaits!! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier gets his ego stroked by a younger woman and contemplates having a full-on midlife crisis! Go for it Frais she's a dime! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier is an uptight bonehead and accidentally throws out Martin's favourite chair. How will the Bozo Bros get outta this jam?! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier

Frasier and Roz get nominated for a CB!!! Or CV!!!! or SEA BEE????? "Awards are dumb" says Frasier but then he bends over backwards to win one. What a chump! To support the show please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier