Finish It!

This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin’ boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a one-word round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks,  @coolfreshJules !), the guys learn a little more about the mysterious Marla, Indiana Jones transcends his fear of snakes and death and eve...

The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they’ve had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid’s Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris’ belated bday! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Hasn’t Been Able to Do for a Month...

This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Fairly Oddparents, Chris tricks Matt into a traditional round of Fey Day Su...

This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone’s read gets “batty” but they still have a “howlin'” good time! Also, Matt challenges Chris to round two of Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks,  @NoIinheme !), Chris recounts a wild tale of CYOAIRL, and Marla from Cincinnatti...

This week, Matt deeply disappoints an entire room full of people, Chris “scores a quadruple,” and the guys are just a couple of dang Marions over here! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Indiana-ed-up round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks again, @coolfreshJules !), the guys find out who they would be in Indiana Jones, there’s plenty more mummy fighting and green gassing and all kinds of good stuff. It’...

This week, Chris butts someone headfirst, Matt gets caught in a mummy fight, and a vital palindrome is discovered! Also, Chris might be on his way to becoming a ninja turtle, Matt quizzes Chris with the user-generated Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme !), and someone’s adventure was all just a dream… OR WAS IT?! https://ar...

Technical issues be darned it’s time for a new ep in a new book! This week, Chris jumps off a roof, Matt attempts to explain himself to the authorities, and both of these things go terribly! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Find Your Fate or Not Not Not, Matt makes way too many segments, there’s whole new bingo, the brothers have a Jones-off and tons more. Whip crack snap duhn duh duh duh...

This is it! This MIGHT be the very last read of this book! Will the Yule brothers manage to find the last two pages? Or will they curse everyone to another week in a magic cave? Plus, voting’s done! It’s time to find out what the next read will be! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a throwback round of Interactive Fiction or…, Chris reveals the name of the next book the guys will be reading, the bros...

This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it’s such a delight he doesn’t even care, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the new quiz Finish It! or Finnish IT, Matt drops a proper bit...

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it’s time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down-Under adventure—could this be his year? Plus, Chris and Matt announce their picks for the next book (send your ideas for option #3 on twitter or discord or wherever you like!), Dani and Bill test the brothers’ understan...

This week, Matt pretends he’s a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there’s only three endings left! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Judge This Book by the Cover quiz, the guys do a little Housekeeping, and Matt decides it’s time to go back and Art the original Cave of Time Book to measure User Trauma to see if everyone’s ready for another grand (looong) adven...

This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Adventure Haiku (thanks, @midnitelibrary and whatever AI bot helped you!), the guys make some milky brown thick wh...

Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person’s life, and it’s time for some podcast resolutions! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks, Meorge!), everyone’s favorite New Year’s Quiz makes a triumphant return, and gosh dangit we hope your 2023...

Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here’s hoping cuz that’s what’s up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Top 10 Hottest Toys of 2022, Krampus celebrates the winter solstice, Turd Brother is humil...

This week, Chris’ nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration – perfect for a podcast! – and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period! Also, Chris challenges Matt to the new quiz CYOA O DDD (pulled straight from the discord – thanks The Familiar Stranger!), Matt c...

This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris’ read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Glass Your Own Onion (thanks Steven!), DROD Dirgebinder makes a triumphant return (as does Zarvus Marbleforest in a stunning cameo), one of Matt’s predictions might have come true (Golor...

This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Exclamation Point or No Exclamation Point (thanks Sam Lastname!), the guys invent some new Krampusnacht traditions, and th...

Thankschoosing is upon us again! It’s time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GTP-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks Meorge!), Chris finds the ultimate story twist, Matt is literally scarred for life, Gratitudes are aired and shared, and we hope y’all have a delightful family feast s...

This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard’s grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard’s most baffling ending, and there’s a Finish It! Discord now! (Link’s in the post!) Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the 6 Question Quiz (thanks Miriam!), Chris throws us back to the early times with some hot Cave Facts, Earth becomes an archaeological scrapheap, and seriously come ha...

New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time! Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie Title with the Word “Return” In It, the guys make some predictions, Matt throws it back to 2018 with a retro blast of Top 10 Things of the Week, and we’re all off to Blood Fart Lake! https://archive.org/down...

Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky. Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris jumps off a broom. Grab your mask, your cloak, and your sticky juice, and...

The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched. Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz adventure that is NOT TO BE MISSED. Dracula has kidnapped Matt, and Chris must use his t...

The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right. Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make everything Austin Powers.. https://archive.org/download/220-final/220%20fi...

On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo? Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause some zany shenanagins, including multiple deaths. https://archive.org/download/219-bounce/2...

Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school. Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty secrets of the educational system. All while trying desperately not to die horribly gruesome and depr...