Finish It!

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Guns N’ Roses song, the Ad Boys return to tweak a misleading title, and a cat gets spanked! https://archive.org/download/256-bounce/256%20bounce....

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the world’s most infuriating quiz that Matt keeps forgetting about, Matt gets the guys on the Baldur’s Gate 3 bandwagon with a return to the Character Creation segment, and here come the Bouncing Ba...

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Backwards Books Quiz, Chris drops Surprise Karaoke on a not-so-unsuspecting Matt, and did you know that if two brothers touch in the brovoid, they fuse? Facts! https://archive.org/download/254-final/254%20final.mp3...

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they’re stuck with them forever! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Phineas and Ferb, Matt finds the Animal Inside, somebody plunges like a meteor, and it’s time to gulp down that meat! https://archive.org/downlo...

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone’s butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction with the Word Snork In It or Episode of Snorks, Chris gives you this week’s Top 5 in Animal Teeth, Matt had a molar ripped out of his head and don’t forget to check Inst...

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Interactive with the Word “Shark” In It (thanks, multiple Premium Users...

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let’s start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol’ Georgie! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a colonial round of the One Word Switch Quiz, the guys do some revolutionary predictions, pointy-hooded dudes are met in the woods (but it’s not what you think thank goodness) a...

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Song from a Musical with the Pronouns Changed from First Person to Second Person (thanks, somedude (Alec)!), the guy...

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they’re not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It’s time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator’s face! Basic camp stuff! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of The One Word Switch Quiz (Summer Edish), Chris goes all in on Summer Favorites, Matt explains the sad story of how com...

This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Who Said It: Chris or Matt? (thanks, Michelle!), Finish It! makes another video game, a new First Sentence song is released into the universe, and it’s almost time to pick a new book! Have i...

This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam’s super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it’s gross! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a quiz he didn’t write himself in solidarity with the WGA strike and also because he was tired, Chris fills teeny calzones with sadbad ingredients and eats them, and the guys give...

This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Indiana Jones and Which Media Property (thanks, Matthew !), the guys enjoy some User PSAs, Chris FINALLY makes a Eurovision prediction, and there’s a whole itty bitty committee bit...

This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats! As if that weren’t enough, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Finish It Podcast Episode, the boys make some delightful concoctions for a fresh round of CYOBeverage, and e...

This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Recipe from an Indiana Jones Cookbook, talented User Marcus drops a very hot Read Tease on the Discor...

This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin’ boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a one-word round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks,  @coolfreshJules !), the guys learn a little more about the mysterious Marla, Indiana Jones transcends his fear of snakes and death and eve...

The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they’ve had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid’s Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris’ belated bday! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Hasn’t Been Able to Do for a Month...

This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Fairly Oddparents, Chris tricks Matt into a traditional round of Fey Day Su...

This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone’s read gets “batty” but they still have a “howlin'” good time! Also, Matt challenges Chris to round two of Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks,  @NoIinheme !), Chris recounts a wild tale of CYOAIRL, and Marla from Cincinnatti...

This week, Matt deeply disappoints an entire room full of people, Chris “scores a quadruple,” and the guys are just a couple of dang Marions over here! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Indiana-ed-up round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks again, @coolfreshJules !), the guys find out who they would be in Indiana Jones, there’s plenty more mummy fighting and green gassing and all kinds of good stuff. It’...

This week, Chris butts someone headfirst, Matt gets caught in a mummy fight, and a vital palindrome is discovered! Also, Chris might be on his way to becoming a ninja turtle, Matt quizzes Chris with the user-generated Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme !), and someone’s adventure was all just a dream… OR WAS IT?! https://ar...

Technical issues be darned it’s time for a new ep in a new book! This week, Chris jumps off a roof, Matt attempts to explain himself to the authorities, and both of these things go terribly! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Find Your Fate or Not Not Not, Matt makes way too many segments, there’s whole new bingo, the brothers have a Jones-off and tons more. Whip crack snap duhn duh duh duh...

This is it! This MIGHT be the very last read of this book! Will the Yule brothers manage to find the last two pages? Or will they curse everyone to another week in a magic cave? Plus, voting’s done! It’s time to find out what the next read will be! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a throwback round of Interactive Fiction or…, Chris reveals the name of the next book the guys will be reading, the bros...

This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it’s such a delight he doesn’t even care, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the new quiz Finish It! or Finnish IT, Matt drops a proper bit...

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it’s time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down-Under adventure—could this be his year? Plus, Chris and Matt announce their picks for the next book (send your ideas for option #3 on twitter or discord or wherever you like!), Dani and Bill test the brothers’ understan...

This week, Matt pretends he’s a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there’s only three endings left! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Judge This Book by the Cover quiz, the guys do a little Housekeeping, and Matt decides it’s time to go back and Art the original Cave of Time Book to measure User Trauma to see if everyone’s ready for another grand (looong) adven...