Finish It!

This week, Chris achieves immortality! Also, Matt achieves immortality! UH OH! Did they get the same read? Or are they just INCREDIBLE AT THIS?! Additionally, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Has Acted In, Matt points the spotlight at a special user (eventually), a rockin’ valkerie is met, a pantheon falls, BUCKETS, and a boy gets a sword right through the che...

Let us give Gratitudes! It’s another Thankschoosing journey into a very horrible day. Matt makes the worst decision of his life! Chris finds a happy ending! Who the heck is Topher?! Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of GTP-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks Meorge!), Gratitudes are sprinkled all about, and a chill vibe is achieved! Happy Thankschoosing to all! https://archive.org/download/266...

This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it… literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it’s more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some. Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated Review Your Own Adventure (thanks, somedude and meorge!), Matt gives you the latest oldest in the new segment Today in Old News, fish are chased, boats are tipped, and the autonom...

It’s New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow… OR WILL THEY? It’s Vikingtimes so Matt takes an “outwardly pragmatic” approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song from the Højskolesangbogen , Chris takes us through some new book Predictions, a new Bingo challenge takes off, and the guys ar...

Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle! Also, Dani challenges Chris, Matt and Bill to a suitably spooky round of Which of These Decisions Will Cause Your Death, Matt drops the Top 10 Pet Costumes of 2023, oranges are jugg...

Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It’s a mind melter! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Give Yourself Goosebumps or Rob Zombie Song (thanks, Adam!), the guys tell terrifying stories of the Curse of Creeptobscare, Dr. Doof is laughing at you, and don’t forget to...

Creeptobscare is back! This week, it’s poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, Halloween strategies are discussed in How Do You Boo?, the guys determine who won the last book, and you better beware cuz Count Spatula is on the move! Special thanks to somedude (Alec) for the very good book rec! https://archive...

This week, Chris blows Matt’s mind by revealing that there’s only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure? Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling new take on Total Title Recall, Chris becomes a brand new animal (not a shark), and the fellas do their best to track down some lil lost floaters! https://archive.org/download/260-fina...

This week, Chris finds an ending HE’S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to an encore round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Captain Planet, Matt sprinkles around some relaxing tips in a new Self Care Corner (check out TheScottishIsle on YouTube and the awesome band Choir Bo y and watch the Ven...

This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol’ fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it’s called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the thrilling new quiz experience STREET SHARK IT!, Chris gives us all the info we’ll ever need about how much work we have left to do in a timely Data Dump, and someone...

This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can’t, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Street Sharks (thanks, Sam Lastname!), CYOB returns with some surprisingly drinkable concoctions, and if you ever dreamed of...

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Guns N’ Roses song, the Ad Boys return to tweak a misleading title, and a cat gets spanked! https://archive.org/download/256-bounce/256%20bounce....

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the world’s most infuriating quiz that Matt keeps forgetting about, Matt gets the guys on the Baldur’s Gate 3 bandwagon with a return to the Character Creation segment, and here come the Bouncing Ba...

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Backwards Books Quiz, Chris drops Surprise Karaoke on a not-so-unsuspecting Matt, and did you know that if two brothers touch in the brovoid, they fuse? Facts! https://archive.org/download/254-final/254%20final.mp3...

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they’re stuck with them forever! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Phineas and Ferb, Matt finds the Animal Inside, somebody plunges like a meteor, and it’s time to gulp down that meat! https://archive.org/downlo...

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone’s butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction with the Word Snork In It or Episode of Snorks, Chris gives you this week’s Top 5 in Animal Teeth, Matt had a molar ripped out of his head and don’t forget to check Inst...

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Interactive with the Word “Shark” In It (thanks, multiple Premium Users...

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let’s start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol’ Georgie! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a colonial round of the One Word Switch Quiz, the guys do some revolutionary predictions, pointy-hooded dudes are met in the woods (but it’s not what you think thank goodness) a...

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Song from a Musical with the Pronouns Changed from First Person to Second Person (thanks, somedude (Alec)!), the guy...

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they’re not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It’s time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator’s face! Basic camp stuff! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of The One Word Switch Quiz (Summer Edish), Chris goes all in on Summer Favorites, Matt explains the sad story of how com...

This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Who Said It: Chris or Matt? (thanks, Michelle!), Finish It! makes another video game, a new First Sentence song is released into the universe, and it’s almost time to pick a new book! Have i...

This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam’s super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it’s gross! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a quiz he didn’t write himself in solidarity with the WGA strike and also because he was tired, Chris fills teeny calzones with sadbad ingredients and eats them, and the guys give...

This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Indiana Jones and Which Media Property (thanks, Matthew !), the guys enjoy some User PSAs, Chris FINALLY makes a Eurovision prediction, and there’s a whole itty bitty committee bit...

This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats! As if that weren’t enough, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Finish It Podcast Episode, the boys make some delightful concoctions for a fresh round of CYOBeverage, and e...

This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Recipe from an Indiana Jones Cookbook, talented User Marcus drops a very hot Read Tease on the Discor...