Finish It!

This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk! https://archive.org/download/293-final/293%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated (possibly previously-used) round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Movie Featured on MST3K (thanks, BigFella!), Chris...

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users! https://archive.org/download/292-final/292%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally...

This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK! https://archive.org/download/291-final/291%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Search Engine Autocomplete the Title, Chris subjects Matt to a personality...

This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end! https://archive.org/download/290-final/290%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Americans, Teasel the Read Tease Weasel stops by with his rattle box, the brothers Art This Book...

It’s the most special week in America so it’s time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It’s a pod-spangled star-cast! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a traditional round of Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Chris and minibit challenge Matt to a round of Surprise Fairy Sto...

The brothers are back! Illness can’t keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff! https://archive.org/download/288-final/288%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Interactive Fiction or Episode of Get Smart (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), the guys discuss the contents of...

This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it’s hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS! https://archive.org/download/287-final/287%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of the Bleakest of the Bleak Quiz (thanks, Jenny!), Chris runs through some amazing predictions in new segment Put the Fan in Fant...

New book day is back! Chris is comin’ atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It’s high time for spy time let’s go! https://archive.org/download/286-final/286%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Dragon Magazine Adventure (thanks, Minibit!), the guys give some aw...

Heck yeah it’s Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it’s the first time they’ve ever read this book so there’s totally no way they’ll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK ! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of What Star Wars Spaceship Are You?, Matt introduces the Fantastic User-Chooses Top 3 Book Picking Machine f...

There’s only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the all-new Final Alliteration Quiz, Chris rates other peoples’ finishes in How Was That Finish for You?, there’s some real jumpy boys about, and Matt finally makes...

This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, “This guy, look out it’s liquid horn,” and the latest Wild Card melts Chris’ brain! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Bugles Flavor, Matt drops off a Data Dump, townfolk townfolk tidal splash, and Chris is certain that “say ok is totally similar to how you build the...

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a low-presh round of The Quiz You Can’t Lose in honor of his special day, Chris introduces the new segment When Finish It! Makes A Promise We Keep It, and someone finds one of the darkest endings yet. Just awful stuff....

Grasp the godbunny’s paw and prepare for “adventure”! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a deceptively t...

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible! Also, Chris challenges Matt to Interactive Fiction or Episode of Vikings which maybe we already did who knows, Matt drops the hot new segment The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Heard (Norse Mythology Ed...

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Fairy Name from the Book We’re Reading or Fairy Name from Carnival Row, Chris tricks Matt YET AGAIN into a traditional round of Fey Day...

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there’s a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to round two of the User-generated Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Matt takes us to Self-Care Corner where...

This week, Matt’s on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Chris introduces us to What Goes ANIMAL SOUND and ANIMAL SOUND in My Backyard, and prepare yourself for a book reading competition update that will MA...

This week, things get spicy as Chris’ love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn’t want to—and then being handsomely rewarded for it! And Matt finds someone sitting in Odin’s special chair! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Blank Your Own Adventure, Chris gives a red-hot lecture on Hot Sauce History, Loki gets petulant, giants hug, and MAYBE a trumpy gets to...

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Can You Name the Book Just By Hearing a Character (thanks, Coins Bingo!), Matt wants to know what stuff is best in the new segment Gimme That Thing, that ain’t no everyday...

The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let’s try anyway! Also, Chris drops a Finish It! Finds It to evaluate the new Bluey drop, Dani challenges the guys to a round of Is This An Actual Animal or Is It An Animal Invented By Dani Inspired By Something In The Cover Art of an...

This week, Matt gets his for going around bragging about his sweet trumpet, Chris does the most damage of any ending in any book ever, and Nils gets a promotion! Also, Chris challenges to a very familiar-sounding quiz, the guys determine which Norse god they are, Matt drops a Progress Report Action Item Circle-Back, and someone achieves maximum boy doofiosity! https://archive.org/download/272-fina...

This week, Matt goes in search of a solid toot, Chris finds a proper twist ending, and you’re just going to love Finish It!’s new, business-forward philosophy! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-suggested round of Six Questions (thanks, Miriam!), the fellas review and renew some Resolutions, and someone’s Progress Report is off to a dang good start! https://archive.org/download/271-final/271%20...

Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history’s most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It’s another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challenge for the dudes! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Present He Got Matt for Xmas, K.I. just does jazz improvisation now, and K...

This week, Chris enjoys some good old fashioned body horror, Matt sees snakes do a neat trick, and just when you thought the boat made of fingernails couldn’t get any worse, it does! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or App (thanks, SherlockMeg!), Matt discovers a Yule-rific connection to Norse “Xmas,” and more! https://archive.org/download/269-final/269%...

This week, Matt gets bamboozled by the best, Chris goes on a wet and wild ride, and a warship made of fingernail trimmings goes boom! Now that is a gee-dee podcast! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Krampus-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place He Said He Would Drag Matt To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be Very Scared, Chris challenges Matt to a rootin’ tootin’...