Finish It!

This week, Chris’ adventure is violent yellow! Matt’s is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It’s a real long one but it’s a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT. Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms: Nintendo or Super Nintendo Game We Played as Kids Quiz, the brothers discuss their Pipe Nightmare...

In this week’s episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin’ book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the new User-generated quiz, Interactive Fiction but It’s Mario or Luigi (thanks, @Omni314 !); the Ad Boys return with their to...

In this week’s epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it’s a triple segment bonus blast! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Nintendo Game, the guys do some Housekeeping, everyone learns from some User PSAs, and Coins will be Counted! https://archive.org/download/215-final/215%20final.mp3 Lis...

This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Pizza from Luigi’s or From Somewhere Else, the Mushroom Kingdom gets the CYOB treatment, and Bowser has 264 teeth! https://archive.org/download/214-final/214%20final.mp3 Here are your CYOB...

This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Captain N: The Game Master, Matt reviews Luigi’s Mansion 3 in a new installment of Finish It Finds It, and Luigi humiliates Bowser...

This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Young Readers round of the Synonyms! quiz, the brothers play Finish It! Makes a Video Game, Matt chooses not to do some plumbersteinian calculations, a new First Sentence song app...

This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers’ War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, the guys get pumped up in a laid-back way with new segment Snoozy Reducey Extreme, and it’s just a dang chill episode in general! https://archive.org/...

This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi! It’s fun for everyone! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Mission from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, the guys make some new predictions, the Luigi Experience is go...

This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood! Check out Ty on the Twitter and go listen to Side Character Quest right now! Or actually maybe listen to this episode first… Hey, you know what? You do you! https://archive.org/download/209-final/209%20final.mp3 L...

This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or will Chris run away with the dang thing? Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of the What’s Not on the Cover quiz (thanks, @sandra_peculiar ), Matt gives a rundown of the score so far,...

This week, Chris teams up with a blurry buddy, Matt revisits a mysterious older woman, and this could be the very last week of this book! It’s time to vote for the next read! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or One of the 50 Worst Horror Movies According to Rotten Tomatoes According to a Newsweek Article from May of 2021 , the bros pitch their picks for the next book b...

This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next? Also, Chris subjects Matt to a “Can You See Ghosts” test from the internet, Matt does a little housekeeping, helicopters make wakka-wakka sounds, a cop’s mind gets absolutely blown, and a very special “guest” ma...

This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and… could it be that one of the brothers has found this book’s Best Read? Sure, why not! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction Character with a Ridiculous Name or Character with a Ridiculous Real Name from Something Else, Chris drops Finish It! Finds It: TikTok edition, Thrombey gets up on a washing ma...

This week, Chris has a WILD adventure (which is to say a lot of things happen), Matt trusts his feelings and uses psychic powers (a bit sort of not really), and Chris’ chillzone is destroyed by Matt YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW ok yes you will. Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Matt Said in Episode 202 (thanks, @Omni314 !), Matt cooks up a half-baked Da...

This week, Matt kills the Thrombey mansion real dead and Chris ventures into uncharted territory. But don’t worry! He has an ace… up his sleeeeeve. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the sparkly new quiz Where to Begin (thanks, Thomas!), Chris plays with words in a new edition of Wham Bam Anagram, the guys give a shout out to their favorite water-tight Jedi for May the Fourth, and if you ne...

This week, Chris powers through something extremely unpleasant, Matt gets an ending that really should have been permanent, and Dormant is watching! Also, Chris brutalizes Matt with a round of the Antonym Quiz, Matt demands a fresh edition of Art This Book as a reminder of the endings that have been found so far, and everybody is very very! https://archive.org/download/202-final/202%20final.mp3 Li...

The Godbunny returns but this time Matt and Chris don’t have to face it alone! Colin and James from Timeline Scavengers are here to help! Plus, the brothers finally do the sad pizza party they earned last Chooster! Let’s get spicy! Also, Matt challenges Chris and James and Colin to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., James and Colin blow minds with their current en...

Happy Episode 200 Day! https://archive.org/download/ghost-hunter-the-musical.-final/Ghost%20Hunter%20the%20Musical.%20FInal.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Say Stuff to Us on Twitter We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Puzzle Time! Let’s FINORDLE! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Merch Time: Giant Lizard Island Shirts are Go! Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch...

This week, Chris witnesses a murder most fowl (not a bird joke), and someone yells “Are you ready to die?” at Matt! Also, it’s episode 199 which is one away from 200 which is so many! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of… the Surprise Karaoke Quiz? Matt forces everyone to celebrate Episode 200 Eve with the worst jangle yet, Chris ends up in a familiar pickle, and the guys make an impassioned...

This week, Chris gets every kind of scare on a ride through a real horror show, Matt does the same thing as last week with a slightly cooler ending, and someone sees the ghost of a certain former plastics magnate no big deal. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the always mindbreaking Synonyms! Quiz, Chris absolutely does not bore with some Paranormal Investigation History from the 1800s, ev...

This week, Matt gives a lady his number! Chris finds a real ghost! And the brothers learn the horrible truth about the afterlife! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Mirrorverse Interactive Fiction Book aka the Antonym Quiz (thanks, @MouseOnAMoose !), Matt has some books on his mind so he does a segment called These Are the Books on My Mind, Jenny Mudge is making a haunted house, there’s a l...

New book week! It’s time to hunt down the haunted! Harlowe is back and he’s a spooky spirit, but will the brothers even find him? Predictions! New music! New fun facts! Things are all very new! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode from Season 15 of Unsolved Mysteries, Jenny Mudge returns, Ghost Bingo kicks off, and—for a story about ghosts—things get pretty dang...

Bro Chat is back! Enjoy some goofs and segments and fun without the stress of deciding who wins a book! It’s time for some Secret Sorceress #FantasyFinishIt, and a look back at Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey to get us in the mood for the next book! https://archive.org/download/195.5-bro-chat-final/195.5%20bro%20chat%20final.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Say Stuff to Us on Twitter We’re on Stitcher, To...

This week, only four loose pages stand between the brothers and the start of a whole new book prison! Matt tracks down a sassy waitress! Chris ignores his strongest wizard impulse! Will it be enough? Also, Chris challenges Matt to an absolutely humiliating round of the brand new quiz, Remember That First Sentence, Bro?; everything is better Goblin style; the guys enjoy some special book-themed bev...

This week, there’s only one ending and seven pages left! Will the Yule brothers finish the book? Or will a handful of loose loops defy them with hidden pages? It’s probably pretty obvious which will happen but isn’t it kind of exciting?! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song By Rob Thomas Whose Birthday is February 14th, Chris speaks truth to power, Matt sets love a...