Michael Ornelas

"Fine" Dining

Arts EN ↓ 179 episodes

Comedian Michael Ornelas dives deep into the stories behind your favorite chain restaurants like Domino's, BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse, and Long John Silver's before determining if they are better or worse than Chili's: the most mediocre restaurant in America.

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Michael Ornelas

Episodes

Drunk Boomers, Affairs, and Break-Ups at Island's Fine Burgers & Drinks 26.10.2022 58:17

Michael & Garrett review Island's Fine Burgers & Drinks Michael goes off-the-menu with a discontinued burger order The boys enter a lottery for a free bike JUB has yet another business ploy 10 empty mugs of beer on an older couple's table raise more questions than they answer The boys gush about THE BEST FRIES IN THE GAME 5 year-old Joaquin reviews the kids menu in this week's Munchkin Menu Musing...

The Haunting of The Old Spaghetti Factory 19.10.2022 1:02:49

Michael & Garrett review The Old Spaghetti Factory The most mediocre dinner so far takes a sharp turn when the boys discover the place is super haunted An interview with special guest, Paranormal Investigator/Psychic/Author Jeff Dwyer Michael raises some eyebrows when the You Must Bowl forces him to bring a pineapple to dinner and insist it's his son Michael & Garrett tell you all about why they n...

Why Garrett Will Never Return to Buffalo Wild Wings 19.10.2022 51:59

Michael & Garrett review Buffalo Wild Wings A ceiling leak rains on the boys' parade The atmosphere almost gives Garrett a panic attack The security feed lets the boys know THEY'RE BEING WATCHED Garrett sets his mouth on fire JUB is back with a brand new business Michael writes and performs B-Dubs's unofficial corporate birthday song Get our 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpod...

We Found the Greatest Server in the World at Outback Steakhouse 19.10.2022 52:39

Michael & Garrett review Outback Steakhouse The boys bow to the greatness of the perfect appetizer JUB will punch your lights out Michael & Garrett are mistaken for corporate quality control/private shoppers as management rolls out the red carpet 9 year-old Miles reviews the kids menu Michael issues an apology to Anthony Anderson's brother A former Outback employee remembers the time a couple got...