Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors review a locally-made film called NEON DETROIT KNIGHTS. If you can't figure out the "locale" then I'm sorry, because the Janitors like to keep that private. The film is about two undercover police officers that time travel to the 80's. It's fun!

Did you know Chloe Grace Moretz also makes TV shows? Are nine episodes on a streaming service considered TV shows? The Film School Janitors watched THE PERIPHERAL, a sci-fi show so ahead of its time it takes place ahead of this time, and you'll need to take notes on new words and phrases used in the show. What else should you expect from William Gibson, creator of the term "cyberspace"? A podcast...

As the MCU begins its Phase 5, does ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA help start it off on the right foot? Or is it more of a left foot situation? A baby step or a giant leap? A toe-dip or a nacho dip? Nacho Libre or Napoleon Dynamite? This is going off the ant farm so just listen to the Film School Janitors' review instead.

Chloe Grace Moretz may be relatively early in her film career, but she already has a few remakes under her belt. For this round, the Film School Janitors tackle Stephen King's classic, CARRIE, and then they get tossed around telekinetically like rag dolls. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors decided to tackle a few remakes that Chloe Grace Moretz has starred in, so they started with SUSPERIA. They watched the original and then the remake, and learned she's only in it for five minutes (or so)! How do they compare? Is the original truly a classic or overrated? Is the newer film a worthy remake or a trash heap? Listen to hear what the Janitors thought!

Since episodes four and five of THE LAST OF US kind of go together, the Film School Janitors decided to review them together. And also - they're lazy! Listen to find out what they thought about everything that happens in Kansas City!

The Film School Janitors watched the third episode of THE LAST OF US, and we get a type of story you don't normally see in video game adaptations (or many projects, for that matter). Some touted it the best episode of TV ever, but do the Janitors agree? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors record their reviews on their lunch break, and this one made them hungry! THE MENU is about a group of people with money to spare going to an island to eat at an expensive (pretentious) restaurant, and there's more on the menu than food. Take a bite and listen to what the Janitors thought!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE WEATHER MAN Hey! Do you think that the weather man on the news has it easy? It's the only job you get to keep even if you get it consistently wrong. Well, this movie is about one of those gu...

Can you believe the Film School Janitors reviewed a movie based on an allegedly unfilmable book? Well, that's not surprising when it's a Netflix flick. But at least one of them (guess who) read WHITE NOISE as well as watched it, and here is their review!

The Film School Janitors watched the second episode of THE LAST OF US, and they take you on the MANDALORIAN and LADY MORMONT'S journey through the apocalypse. Listen now!

Where to begin with DON'T WORRY DARLING? Do the Film School Janitors discuss the movie first? Or do they discuss the controversies surrounding the press tour first? Howzabout both all mixed together in a martini glass? Sounds lovely.

So the Film School Janitors all ventured to the theater to check out M3GAN because of the memes, but does it rise above the meme-ification? Or is it another meme-fest about a garbage film like some other M-named movie? (The M-movie is MORBIUS, obviously...) Listen for their take on the latest killer robot doll movie!

Sean braved watching SKINAMARINK in the theater so his fellow Film School Janitors didn't have to... but will they eventually watch it? Stay tuned...

The Film School Janitors watched the first episode of THE LAST OF US and they made this review to see if they should watch the rest of THE LAST OF US and review it. It's a sci-fi show based on a video game about sort-of zombies... of course they're going to watch and review the series!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: NCU TRIVIA! The Film School Janitors have watched 50 movies starring or featuring Nic Cage. How much do they remember? Have you been listening along? How much do you remember?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE WICKER MAN Join the Film School Janitors as they explore the island of Summersisle (with an "s" in there for the remake because the filmmakers thought Americans couldn't say Summerisle), and...

Before you listen to the NCU review of the remake, here's the review for the original THE WICKER MAN! You didn't know there was an original? Neither did some of the Film School Janitors (and guest)! Listen to this before the Nic Cage University review!

How have Tim Burton and The Addams Family never crossed paths before? The Film School Janitors (plus a guest from the Harry Potter Academy) watched WEDNESDAY, and they are definitely not filled with woe! Take a listen to their review!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: FACE/OFF Everybody should know this one, but in case you don't, here's the premise: cop/agent/detective John Travolta takes Nic Cage's face (and somehow also alters parts of his body?) to confro...

If I told you that the Film School Janitors actually went to the theater to watch AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER, would you believe me? Or maybe this is just an hour long podcast about not watching AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER. You'll just have to listen to find out!

Get out your knives because Benoit Blanc is back for more mystery-solving in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY! Daniel Craig returns as the premiere detective in Rian Johnson's sequel, and how does it compare to the original? Should it be compared to the original? Do you know what the original is? (It's mentioned in the film's full title!) The Film School Janitors dissect the film like a corpse. T...

The Film School Janitors watched the MURDERVILLE holiday special. Sure, they talk about WHO KILLED SANTA? But the conversation also gets pretty dark...

The moment you have all not been waiting for has arrived! This is the Film School Janitors' FIRST ANNUAL PLUNGER AWARDS! Rodney, Jason and Sean all pick their entries for their unique categories. Did they see everything this year? Not even close! But these are the awards for the best and worst things they've seen in 2022!

The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here. Together, the Janitors reviewed two of Leto's latest: HOUSE OF GUCCI and MORBIUS. What do they have in common besides Leto? Nothing! That's why it's called MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA!