Film School Janitors Review Films

Well, Oscar night has come and gone, and Steven Spielberg's latest, THE FABELMANS, walked away without any awards. But what did the true purveyors of film taste think?! Listen to the Film School Janitors' review now!

The Film School Janitors already watched the live-action original, and now they've watched the cartoon adaptation! Reviews and opinions are all over the place for THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE. What do the Janitors think? Hop in that warp pipe and listen now!

So did the third season of THE MANDALORIAN stick its jet pack landing? Who cares? As long as they make a cool IG-12 with Grogu toy! The Film School Janitors discuss the final three episodes of the season.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: STOLEN Let's play a round of Nic Cage Checklist to see what's in this movie: New Orleans - check Bank robbers - check Double-crossing - check Revenge - check Janitors - check Listen to what the...

Now that the Film School Janitors are all caught up on JOHN WICK, they figured it was about time to start checking out some of the rip-offs -- er, films inspired by those films. This time we review POLAR - an earlier Netflix release involving an underground world full of hitman that follow their own rules as well as have their own retirement pension. Of course, our retiring protagonist (was his na...

The Film School Janitors watched JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4, and JOHH WICK and JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 and JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM so... they talk about them all! Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE FROZEN GROUND This time around, we find Nic Cage playing another detective trying to track down a serial killer. The difference is this is based on a true story, and it's fairly intense. Wha...

Well, it looks like DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES rolled the dice and came up short on being a box office success... But the Film School Janitors also rolled the dice and watched the latest film in the D&D saga, and they rolled, um, high? I don't really know much about D&D. Everything I know I learned from STRANGER THINGS... So here is the Janitors review nonetheless!

Well, two of the Film School Janitors waited for the third Janitor to watch CREED III before they would review it... and he still hadn't, so they reviewed it anyway! Also - they discuss the controversy surrounding the co-star who's the newest big bad in the MCU...

The Film School Janitors play catch up again (which is way better than playing "mustard") and review the fourth and fifth episodes of THE MANDALORIAN. Did I really need to explain that?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE TRUST Another movie where Nic Cage plays a cop, with a dash of comedy, and an excellent co-star in Elijah Wood, but this time instead of the usual revenge story, he's planning a heist. It's...

Who is ready for the Film School Janitors' review of the biggest movie from 1993? If you're thinking about a little movie about dinosaurs, you're right! SUPER MARIO BROS.may not be animated, but it a live-action cartoon! Do you have found memories of this film? Do you have any memories of this film? Have you never heard of this film?! Don't worry - the Janitors know a little bit about plumbing...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ARMY OF ONE Based on a real-life guy and a true story, Nic Cage plays (emphasis on "plays") a man that made it his personal mission to capture Osama Bin Laden after 9/11. This is one of Cage's z...

I don't know what it is with this show, but the Film School Janitors can't ever seem to get a steady flow reviewing it. Nonetheless, here are their thoughts on the third season's first three episodes, which include a place setting opener, a sort of repetitive second, and a divisive third. Listen for more d33ts!

The Film School Janitors review the season one finale of THE LAST OF US. How did it end? We spoil it! How did it compare to the video game? We discuss it! How will next season go? We spoilt that too! (At least the video game version...)

The Film School Janitors follow up on their predictions about who would win what Oscars, as well as other things... can't make a description anymore boring than that!

The Film School Janitors watched CREED and CREED II, so they decided to review both in anticipation of the third film. They're about a boxer or something, and his father's legacy with another boxer or two... you probably know the rest!

The Film School Janitors discuss Chris Rock's latest special SELECTIVE OUTRAGE, which is partially about "The Slap" from last year's Oscar broadcast (have you heard about it?)... They also discuss Marlon Wayans' latest special GOD LOVES ME, which is all about "The Slap" (still not ringing any bells?)... They also give their predictions for the 95th Academy Awards six biggest awards. Tune in next w...

It's the penultimate episode of THE LAST OF US and is it the ultimate episode? The Film School Janitors breakdown the breakdown of society and humanity presented in the eighth episode of the series, and how does it compare to THE WALKING DEAD overall?

Another sort of standalone episode of THE LAST OF US. Episode 7 allows us a flashback (or DLC to the gamers out there) to Ellie's life pre-bite. It's a sweet story about young love in the time of cordyceps. The Film School Janitors break down the episode, so take a listen!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: JOE That's it. Not BAD LUCK JOE or JOE GETS IT DONE or even G.I. JOE. It's a simple story about a man named Joe (duh) living in a rural area who is looking out for a kid that reminds him of his...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: LORD OF WAR Loosely based on the arms dealer that the U.S. traded for a basketball detainee, Nic Cage (with brother Jared Leto!) travel the world and exploit every loophole to make money selling...

The Film School Janitors watched COCAINE BEAR in the theater on opening weekend. It was like they needed that fix of watching a horror-comedy on the big screen. This is their review. This is their review on alcohol. Any questions?

The sixth episode of THE LAST OF US gets reviewed by the Film School Janitors. Is this show worthy of the fans of the game? Who's to say, but usually gamers aren't viewed as "fungi-s"... I didn't leave mushroom for a good pun there, did I?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SONNY Well, Nic Cage doesn't play a large part in this film - he plays the largest part: director! How does he do? Listen to find out!