Film School Janitors Review Films

Hey remember this thriller starring three Academy Award winners? THE LITTLE THINGS is about a detective that senses the criminal's wrongdoings because of "the little things," but can he prove it? The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here.

A NIC CAGE MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE ON CHRISTMAS EVE? YES, PLEASE! The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TRAPPED IN PARADISE This (weak) riff on "It's a Wonderful Life!" follows three criminal brothers as they rob a bank in a small to...

What do you get when you mix Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell? a) Corny dad humor? b) Drunk on Aviator gin and Janet Reno impressions? c) A musical extravaganza based on "A Christmas Carol"? Well, you probably get a little bit of all three, but SPIRITED is the correct answer, and it's sort of a sequel to the Dickens classic. Could the Film School Janitors handle the musical interludes? Listen and fi...

Happy Holidays from the Film School Janitors as they review THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL! That's it. No ribbons, no wrapping paper, no bag with tissue paper. All you get is this review of the preview to next year's third installment of the franchise.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS Is this story about a wayward policeman one of the most Nic Cage-iest movies ever? The Film School Janitors sure think so! Listen to find out how to hall...

This review was supposed to accompany the review for the TV show prequel, but some of the Film School Janitors are taking their sweet time getting to it. And in this review for ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY, a new (hope) game begins... "Recalling Rogue One." Is it as thorough of a review as it could have been? Have you ever listened the to Film School Janitors before?!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: DOG EAT DOG From director Paul Schrader comes a Nic Cage / Willem Dafoe insanity fest. Fresh out of jail and hellbent on enjoying life on the outside, our antagonistic protagonists jump from sma...

All aboard ...for murder... That makes it sound like an Agatha Christie story, but this is about as opposite of that as you can get! BULLET TRAIN follows a gaggle of ne'er-do-wells (read: murderers, hitmen, and hitwomen) who are traveling on cross-country via train, and they are either trying to kill each other, steal money, or both. It's kinetic as hell, but is it any good? Hear what the Film Sch...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: CITY OF ANGELS This is a classic from Nic Cage's romantic film era (as opposed to his revenge era). He's a stalker/angel that falls in love with Meg Ryan, and yada yada yada. Everybody should kn...

Just some Film School Janitors follow-up thoughts and discussions about other comic book news and flavors of alcoholic drinks...

Welcome to podcast #500! The Film School Janitors have been doing these reviews for awhile now. Their first was BLACK PANTHER and now they're reviewing its sequel, WAKANDA FOREVER! How does the film handle the loss of its lead, Chadwick Boseman, and the introduction of an entirely new land and people (Talokan and Namor)? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE HUMANITY BUREAU It's a post-apocalyptic-ish world, and the Humanity Bureau basically chooses who lives and who dies. Nic Cage tries to (Logan's) Runaway with a mother and child, and his old...

Yes, Virginia, there is a Roku Channel! WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY is a spoof biopic about the eponymous singer, and how does the spoofing compare to his many song spoofs? Spoof spoof, spoof, spoof-spoof spoof. (Sorry, turned into a Spoof Smurf or Spoof Snarf there for a second.) Check out the Film School Janitors review as if your life depended on it!!

So... Rodney and Sean were going to review the first season of Netflix's THE SANDMAN while they were waiting for Jay, who has not seen the show. They mostly talk about needing glasses, but before they can continue, Jay swears he will watch the show... The Film School Janitors still have not reviewed THE SANDMAN... yet...

Another podcast previously thought lost, if you were actually thinking, "Hey, did the Film School Janitors ever review THE PERFECTION on Netflix?" This one has a guest reviewer and everything! What's the films about? Cellos. Drugs. Amputation. Revenge. Sounds great!

The Film School Janitors try to name G.I. JOE characters until they can't. That's it. BONUS INFO: This was another lost podcast from 2019, so you'll get to hear Sean's wish that they would make 6-inch G.I. JOE figures, and you'll be happy to know that it comes true in real-life!

So this is a true LITTER BITS - a mash-up of edits from three podcasts regarding Rodney's new invention. What began (and still exists) in the I AM MOTHER review (a Netflix movie), continued in the third season review of JESSICA JONES (cut from episode), and completed in (and also cut from) the PERFECTION review (another Netflix flick). Are we proud about it? Not really...

This old lost podcast has had enough time to fully mature and develop mutant powers of its own, much like THE NEW MUTANTS. And like THE NEW MUTANTS, this podcast has been locked in mental facility. If you want to find out what those powers are, listen to what the Film School Janitors have to say about the last X-MEN film made by Fox, but the first technically released by Disney.

True story: Vin Diesel makes movies other than ones in the Fast & Furious franchise, BLOODSHOT is one of those movies. It's based on a comic book about a guy powered by nanobots (nanites, specifically, duh)and out for revenge. Is there talk of family? Sure. Are there fast cars? Honestly, I don't recall, but probably. Does he have a gravelly voice? Abso-fricking-lutely! Did the Film School Janitors...

Yikes! This is an old one! 'memba when Netflix used to have Marvel TV shows? Well, JESSICA JONES third season was the last of that bunch, and the last of the podcasts Film School Janitors made about those series. Like Jessica, it was lost, but now it's found, and it's here should you choose to hear it!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: KNOWING One of the few true sci-fi entries on Mr. Cage's resume, KNOWING follows his mad quest to unravel what a bunch of numbers on a piece of paper mean. Spoiler alert: it's the end of the wor...

Is it really fair to compare an animated film with its live-action remake? Darn tootin' it is! The Film School Janitors watched both the original anime film, GHOST IN THE SHELL, and Scarlett Johansson's live-action remake. How do they compare? Other than one is a cartoon and one is cartoonish, of course...

It says it right there in the title!

What a time for the two stars of these two remakes of a very old film. Brendan Fraser is experiencing a little bit of a comeback, and Tom Cruise just experienced the biggest film of his lengthy career. So join the Film School Janitors as they unwrap both of their versions of THE MUMMY! (This is another lost podcast that was gathering dust...)

In what was the original PULLING A DOUBLE episode (previously lost on another computer), the Film School Janitors review both MIGHTY MORPHIN (no apostrophe) POWER RANGERS: THE MOVIE and the strangely re-imagined remake/reboot POWER RANGERS. How to the two compare? Does the first one hold up? Is there anything for the first one to "hold up"? Is the remake as bad as fans made it seem? Listen to find...