Film Fights

What's worse - getting old or watching Old?  It's a Malignant decision.  As in, CUT IT OUT!  We got there.  Looks like Kon n' Jon are taking the fight to camp - Campy Horror Film Camp! Tangents include Tiny Meth, Mr. Night Shamwow's Twistys, Spooky Snapchat Filters, Old Island ad, Fog vs Mist, Robert Devans/Evans. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

Welcome to our first Singlie episode!  What's a Singlie?  It's a silly fancy way of saying single.  As in, we discuss just one movie and fight each other.  Spider-Man: No Way Home was arguably the best Spider-Man film Marvel has done to date, tying up some loose ends and creating a means to continue on without Spidey's BIGGEST villain - Sony!  But what do Kon n' Jon think of th...

Happy New Year!  It's Season 2 for Film Fighters Kon n' Jon, and we are out of the gate with recent reboot sequels (requels?) Scream and Candyman!  Both are legacy horror films with legacy characters finding new audiences (and possibly new sequels).  While the original films still hold up due to their timeless nature and staying power, which of the newbies will take the title for this ma...

It's Halloween!  Why not talk about a spooooky movie.  Why is it spooky?  Because it's surprisingly good?  No.  Because it's terribly awful.  No.  Well, it certainly was ambitious.  It's a psychological slasher(?) that took nearly 10 years to make, made by an oil baron's meth addict son who died shortly before it was completed.  Yea.  It's a very heady piece.

We had too much fun with special guest Sarah Tullos in the Studio Apartment Studio, so here's what was left on the cutting room floor - Delicious Pancakes!  Tullos Style! Intro theme by Math the Band.  Background music by Quantic.  Outro theme by George Michael.

What better way to celebrate Mother's Day with movies about mothers.  Dangerous mothers!  Film Fighters Kon n' Jon are at it again to see which Mom flick has better legs (wolf whistle).  You'll think twice before Happy Mother's Daying again ever again! New Back of the Box theme!  New Description Soundbed!  New sponsors*! Tangents include Subway & the Lunatics, Mumfords and...

Zap!  Ka-Boom!  Snarl!  It's a alien freakout invasion y'all!  Thankfully we have special guest Sarah Tullos to help us get to the bottom of which is the superior alien race.  Barking brainful Martians or pure black blind beasts with luminous teeth?  Or maybe we'll just talk about John Boyega a whole bunch.  Or argue about Whataburger with or without cheese. Tangents include Charcut...

Who's the REAL richest kid in all the land?  Macaulay Culkin or Blank Check kid?  Find out this week as Kon n Jon goof about and NOT talk about the movies again and vote for Richie Rich to win because Jono has a crush or something!  Also!  Jacket Studding! Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band

Time for dinner.  Yum yum dum dum.  Eat up or dead up.  Hungry for death.  All of these rejected taglines and more do not describe either of the films discussed in this week's episode.  All we get is moldy Tomato Bread.  Enjoy... if you dare! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.  

No description due to being sucked into our own created world and running amok. Tangents include Spice Girls, Ishtar, Feet Locker, and Frank Sinatra's Jr's!  Plus!  Guess the Budget makes a return! Trivia!  18 minutes, 32 seconds in when Konrad says "50 years!" thunder did actually strike at that moment, but it barely picked up on the mic, so Future Jono sweetened the audio by...

Are you hungry?  Hungry for an American Idol film?  Hungry for questionable food that may or may not be edible?  Hungry for a tangent that completely overshadows the movie we're supposed to be talking about?  Resident Film Fighters, Jono and Konrad, had a battle prepared but got lost on their way to Spring Break or some other explanation that justifies this mini. Konrad's 'Chili&apo...

It's time to go back, Marty.  Back to the Fraser!  It's fish-out-of-water (not really but sorta time travel, too?  Time capsule?  One of those.) Fraser movies this week pitting together the classic(?) Encino Man and forgettable(?) Blast From the Past.  Definitely some pros and Kons.  Konrad will be there.  He always is.  And Jono too. Tangents include Divorced With Children, Stair Bed, H...

Our Top Spectator chose the battle this week!  It's a Cusack/Holland joint about wild adventures, crazy "teens", and Sir Eel situations!  Which of these absurd comedy classics will come out on top?  You decide!  Or actually, we'll decide, and you listen. Tangents include cerealism, Doc Brown auditions, and bad French accents! Intro/Outro by Math the Band. 

Hey everyone!  Hope you're all safe during this recent freeze/blackout roll.  Your resident Film Fighters, Konrad and Jono were not able to get together this week.  OR LAST WEEK!  So we threw together our first true Outtakes mini full of funny make 'em ups and break 'em ups.  It's PANCAKES!  Enjoy. Also, our good friend Tabitha Parker shows up at some point.  It's canon, n...

It's our Valentine's Day episode (coming in late due to power outages from Winter Storm Uri) that pits two classic rom-com horror flicks in this week's brutal grudge match.  Who will take away the non-existent championship this week?  Zombie?  Or Vampire?  Either way, you're sure to be spooked by this special episode.  By all the "great" acting! Tangents include Lon L...

Jono: Konrad? Konrad: I'm here, Jono. Jono: I don't feel good, Konrad.  There's a sour taste in my mouth. Konrad: You want me to show you the way to the next Whiskey Bar? Jono:  Yes.  Yes, Konrad.  Verily! Lots of drinking.  Lots of singing.  Lots of sinking!  Plus a surprise visit from an old acquaintance! Intro/Outro by Math the Band.  Band From Can song by CTRL X CTRL V.

Hormones are running high in this week's episode involving teens and the supernatural.  How come these two never found each other?  One was cursed, and the other was spellbound.  Well, not really?  It all turned out fine. Just fine.  More or less. Tangents include Chilis 2 Wolf, Wolf-Love, Coach's Advice, Lawyer Jono Rerun, Teen Witch BotB Issues, and Top That Guy. Intro/Outro by Math th...

Serving as a companion piece to Tarantino's Pizza, these are a few outtakes as well as a side discussion of the film, True Romance.  Plus!  Jamie reveals why he walks with such a hunch sometimes all the time not really.

Tarantino's Pizza, hot and fresh, just like you like it - with GRAVY!  This week, the film fighting home team is challenged by Comedian Jamie Gravy [Gravitt] with one of his favorite directors, Quentin Tarantino.  But he's going in handicapped with one arm tied behind his back, because he chose Death Proof.  Will Jamie come out on top against Kon n Jon's ringer?  Tune in to find out...

This week, our hometown film fighters discuss one of the greats of 90s/transportation/action/bromance/LA films: Keanu Reeves!  Whether it’s surfing or bussing, Keanu sure knows how to make adrenaline ooze from the screen.  If only he would divulge his Secret of the Ooze.  This is the worst copy that’s ever existed. Tangents include Johnny Utah Football School, The X-Presidents, Rick Astley’s lesse...

Happy New Year!  Film Fights is back with our 2021 premiere episode and our first Randomizer!  When you drown to death in a dumpster fire, who will be there to pick up the pieces?  What the heck does that even mean? Tangents include Escape From Big Trouble Number Bunny Blonde Magoo, Bird Shit Brains Beer Clean Cage, Gas Station Meth Pipes, and YouTube Bait with appearances by Vincent Price and the...

Our final holiday episode of the month is finally a match that has legs.  Kevin Maculkin and Clark Cable throwdown for the King of Khristmas.  We also learn that Konrad hates Turkey, Jono is still obsessed with Tales From the Crypt, and Future Jono is none too happy about the unpaid overtime he put in this month’s haul. Tangents include Mackaly’s Farmer’s Market, Konrad’s  Patented Cover Banks, Ca...

Look!  I’m Just Not Into You!  New segment for our Holiday Mini where one of the Film Fighters is not so thrilled about a universally loved movie.  The battle is Jono vs Konrad to argue why Tim Burton’s Christmas classic is so amazing (or not).  Featuring the debut of Lawyer Jono! Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.  Other music included is The Lizards by Phish, Look I Just Don’t Like You by Pieba...

Continuing our bloated Holiday month is our next Christmas-themed battle -  Martin vs Murray!  Death vs Death!  Humility vs Ego!  All that crap! Tangents include Cooking by the Book, Trailers Galore, Jono to Ashes, Tab vs Diet Coke, Konrad Live at the Apollo! Also introduced in this episode is the premiere of our movie trivia game show, Film Fact Fraud!  Plus!  We spin the Randomizer Wheel to dete...

We had so much fun with our special guest, Leslie Hartman, that we had recorded for over 3 hours, and Future Jono had much difficulty editing out some gems.  Instead of leaving them on the cutting room floor, we've Frankenstein'd some of the best bits together for your listening pleasure.  Presented here is our first outtakes mini of various tangents and extended gripes on The Santa Clau...