Film Fights

Love is in the air, and so are weird high school bets that force (questionably) young men to date (questionably) young women in the year 1999 wherein these fellas learn a valuable lesson about judging a book by its cover while the ladies warm up to being taken advantage of for a few weeks.  Yup!  It's another classic Battle of the Classics, helmed by your favorite no-nothing know-it-alls for...

Film Fights Stickers! WANT SOME!? HAVE SOME!!  Email us at battles@filmfightspodcast.com! OMGRobots!  For those who were thinking this movie was a cheap Child's Play knockoff, guess what?  We thought so, too!  M3GAN makes fools of Film Fighters and Lovely Spectators alike.  We close out our January Trash Movies with a film that (by all accounts) probably shouldn't belong in this category...

It's that wonderful time of year again - when Hollywood has nothing to promote for Award Season OR Summer Blockbusters!  That magical period when cheap productions yield profitable returns in a time when no one wants to go to the cinemas!  Though it seemed difficult at first, Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon found the "perfect" battle in the January dumpster fodder by way of Plane star...

Ever get the feeling that you've been reliving the same scenario everyday?  Or perhaps that that you've been reliving the same scenario everyday?  If so, then UH-OH!  Looks like you've been Groundhogged!  Allow Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon to give you the Same Day Treatment with their thoughts and opinions on the squirrely gopher in this freezing new Singlie! Tangents include:  Bat...

It's that suspiciously warm winter time again!  And while resident film fighters Kon 'n Jon are cursed/gifted with the gift/curse of No-Snow, the mention of the very niche sub-sub-genre "Snowed-In Horror" brought about the classics - John Carpenter's The Thing and Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.   Which film do YOU think will be victorious? Well, it doesn't matter...

You know how they say that Christmas never ends?  First off, who said that?  Seriously.  Like, what were they thinking?  Were they high?  What does that even mean?  Secondly, of course it ends.  It immediately ends.  For some, it ends before it begins!  But for Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon... yea, it also ends - in fact, it's not even worth mentioning really.  Although, it may not be surpris...

Christmas In July is overrated.  It's time for Summer In December - which is Texas living to a T - which is akin to black gold - which is what Jed referred to when describing an oil eruption in a pond when "shootin at some food".  Speaking of food, it's a Summer Camp Battle with the handsome hams from Heavyweights going up against the lonely losers of Camp Nowhere.  Which one w...

In a world where Santa is real and is hardcore and is come after by bad guys and has a moment where he must face his dark past and overcome adversity with renewed confidence and make dumb selfish people believe in him despite him being real the whole time, comes an exciting trailer that completely falls short of its expectations in every way!  No, we're not talking about Fatman.  It's Vi...

Deck the halls with bowels of baddies Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Tis the season for ratatat tatty Blam blam blam blam blam, pow pow pow boom Bad ass cop guys for Christmas nights Yippee ki, yippee ki, yay-yay-yay Merry Christmas from Film Fights La la la la Lo-vely Spectators! Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon put to rest the age-old question that has plagued experts and scholars for centuries:...

We hope the Lovely Spectators had a wonderful and deservingly gluttonous Thanksgiving!  With leftovers to tide over til Christmas, Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon are Sweatin' to the Foodies this week as they discuss memorable foods from memorable movies - with MANY suggestions from fans and friends alike!  Could it be you(rs)?! Foods featured:  Pizza (A Goofy Movie, Spaceballs, Teenage Mutant...

Still reeling from overload of Halloween horror movies, we turn to the next best thing about yesterday's holiday: Candy!  But what kind of candy?  The best kind - John!  It's a tale of two Johns in this case as the Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon discuss the John Hughes / John Candy films Uncle Buck and The Great Outdoors. Tangents include Konrad's Superlatives, Modern Buck, Erick Mer...

Time for another Pancakes episode!  What are Pancakes?  Other than a delicious breakfast treat, it is what we call our Outtakes episodes.  "Why not just call it Outtakes?"  Why indeed! During October's Franchise Frenzy last month - in which Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon watched and reviewed 40 horror films over 4 episodes and a live show (thank you for your continued support)! - it&...

Happy Halloween you Lovely Spectators you! We come to the end of our Franchise Frenzies for October - many thanks to those who came to our LIVE finale of Nightmare On Elm Street - and have concluded with a malicious mini to perfectly cap this (nearly) 40 film affair!  Who is the better slasher - Freddy or Jason?  Probably one of them, but New Line Cinema doesn't think so!  Wait, what?  Also,...

*Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma*  From Jason's Mom to Jason to Tommy Jarvis back to Jason but then also transferred to random people because I guess Jason has that power now after 9 movies and then to Space Cyborg Jason!  Film Fights celebrates its 50th Episode with our final Franchise Frenzy of the month in which a different horror film franchise is watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst by the...

Film Fights is a comedy movie discussion podcast in which two films go head to head in a battle of genre, style, and wit.  It's up to hosts Jono and Konrad to wade through each movie's shortcomings and/or glory through mucking about and radical tangents to declare a new champion every week.   And like most competitor sports, there is drinking, yelling, and sometimes blood.

Caution!  Child at Play!  Well, 7 of them actually.  Film Fights at it again with the 3rd (of 4) Franchise Frenzy of the month in which a different horror film franchise is watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst by your homegrown Film Fighters, Kon ‘n Jon.  Chucky’s legacy is discussed with the original trilogy, the wacky Bride/Seed duo, and followed by the Curse/Cult pair.  You know wha...

Spooktober continues with Film Fights Franchise Frenzy where each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst.  Although this franchise was short-lived, the Poltergeist legacy proves to be one that says, “Hey, maybe Godfather had it right; three is the magic number.”  But wait, Godfather 3 wasn’t good - it was the worst of the trilo-...

It's Spooktober!  And the Film Fights Fellows - Kon 'n' Jon - are going all out this month with a special event - Franchise Frenzy!  Each week in October will see a different horror film franchise watched, battled, and ordered from Best to Worst.  Kicking things off is the original "torture porn" film series Hellraiser!  Although not much torture nor porn to be had.  Excep...

**LIVE SHOW!  We have our first LIVE SHOW coming up Oct. 30!  Read below for deets!** Lovely Spectators!  New Spectators!  This is not only a carefully curated "Best Of Film Fights" clip show, but a great starting point for new listeners.   In this special episode, forget about how Konrad and Jono each pick a movie and pit them together in a brutal grudge match to see which one comes out...

April Fool's!  No Morbius here, sorry!  Last week was the battle of the films Alien and Predator, and NOW we take a hard painful look at the 2004 movie that brought them together - Alien vs Predator!  We know.  It was a mean trick.  Maybe we'll do Morbius some day, but until then - THIS! Tangents include Milkshakes and Milkshapes; Marinara Trench; The Predator at home, work, and play; an...

In space, no one can hear you scream.  But in the space of the studio apartment studio, the hunt will soon begin.  And we'll be screaming alright.  For the best Alien/Hunter film ever!  Jon 'n Kon cramp themselves safely in a tiny closet to discuss the classic Ridley Scott film Alien and see how it stacks against the Schwarzenegger blockbuster Predator.  And who knows, maybe another horr...

[chainsaw sfx] AHHH!  Oh no!  Look out!  It's another one of those Film Fights Singlies!  Yuppers, nothing to fear here - just a bunch of laughs with a whole ton of filler.  JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!  It probably goes without saying that the Family Saw has gotten pretty dull after NINE installments, so there is probably not much hope for a tenth after this butchered beast.  But hey!  If the mov...

In a world where silly nicknamed criminals reign supreme, there comes a time for Batboys to become Batmen.  Our resident Film Fighters take a look back at how the film game changed for DC's Dark Knight and where it currently lies.  Is it better?  Is it worse?  Will Kon 'n Jon go ham on tangents this time?  Or has the Bat caught their tongues?  Tune in to find out who best dons the cowl -...

No description due to freezy coldy weather interruptin' my innernette gosh dang it! Tangents include Teen Wolf Re-quel, Bullfrog Furlong, Woodstock '99, Chooseburger, PETA-bred. Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.

Another No-Fight!  Which means - Another Singlie!  And boy oh boy (or rather girl oh girl) did we have a smash of a time talking about the latest Edgar Wright film, Last Night In Soho starring the wonderfully talented Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomasin McKenzie.  Can you guess how much we actually discussed the film versus going on wild and inane tangents?  You'd be right!  What? Tangents include J...