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On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober! In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Mot...

Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark ! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Pokemon Moon Hospice by The Antlers THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibe...

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring ! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes! We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amne...

This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2 ! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘ 59 Sound Revolutionary Girl Utena Venture Bros.

Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time. In addition to Final Destination 2 , your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, i...

This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror! Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at...

Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton! In addition to this teen death romp, we also discussed: Burnout Breaks, UHM Rumors, Final Destinalien Covenant, CLEAR??...

This week, returning guest Kit joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters ! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Hole Down Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can...

This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter ! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more! RECOMMENDATIONS: FX’s Fargo HBO’s Sharp Objects Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at http://gaygothvibes.o...

Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky hijinks! RECOMMENDATIONS: Hollow Knight Mindhunter Thank you as always to...

Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot . It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh! We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o. B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy. RECOMMENDATIONS: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Secret Little Haven Thanks as always to Satah for our phenomenal intro/outro music! Check out the...

Who’s ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year ! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it pink, Murder????, Fuckable SJW Hillary Clinton, A whoooole lotta nothing, Maybe Religion is Bad...

HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It’s….well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time! Well folks, it’s been 11 days in June and we’re dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair’s absence, because he’s off beating the heat on the water, we’ve got friend of the show Maxie on to talk about The...

This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father’s Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary !

SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it’s still in theaters! We’re both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film! Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online !

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day , and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep. In addition to the cyclical natur...

Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out! Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their wo...

Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither ! In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul! RECOMMENDATIONS: A Place Further Than the Universe Solo: A Star Wars Story Thanks as always...

Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo ! In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara’s Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole...

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes ! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more! RECOMMEDATIONS: Testarossa by Yoni & Geti A Ghost Story Thanks as a...

Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair’s return and pulled out… The Bye Bye Man . This crazy-making movie inspir...

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil ! I...

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic ! In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie,...

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels! In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoj...

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30. Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane...