Fearbaiting

Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine , and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Duke of Burgundy (2014) Sarazanmai Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online Editing done by Bla...

This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island ! Join us as we blast from the past into a My Little Pony discussion, make the expected jokes about Emily Blunt’s...

Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”! In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful! RECOMMEND...

This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and friend of the show Michael back on to talk about Identity (2003), and what...

Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound! In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his best in the afterlife, and heads that just do that! RECOMMENDATIONS: Horror Noi...

This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live ! RECOMMENDATIONS: We the Revolution Us (2019) Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online . Editing done by Blair Kits...

Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical Thought on One’s Past Sins, and Fun with Bisection! RECOMMENDATIONS: Steamwor...

Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession ! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where Willem Dafoe Gets His Dick Cut Off, Straight Couples Wi...

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual! In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Sk...

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it! In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch! RECOM...

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation ! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms! RECOMMENDATIONS: Silver Spoon Small Town Dicks Crimetown Thank you to Satah f...

We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare , so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over. In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Makin...

Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us f...

We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan ! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so! We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife! RECOMMENDATIONS: SSSS.GRIDMAN Cells at Work Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Riverdale Than...

Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”! RECOMMENDATIONS: A Short Story About a War Dance and Cry Thank you...

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one. I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out ove...

This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube . Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just someth...

This week on Fearbait ing, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful for it. We also discuss Childhood Fears, Steve Wozniak’s Double Life, Misandr...

Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this episode you’ll understand! In addition to H40: Just Add Water, your hosts also discussed CRT Mista...

Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hell...

This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies ’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by...

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains? In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Lo...

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise. RECOMMENDATIONS: Venom (2018) Zombieland Saga Jazzpunk Thank you as always to Satah...

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE. And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch ! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road whe...

SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD. *coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D ! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, N...