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This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Monster Pulse The Good Place Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden Intro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a F...

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man ! No, not the Cage one, the original. In addition to The Wicker Man , we...

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection ! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out! In addition to the worst Alien film, we...

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we...

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism ! We also discussed Lulu’s New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Co...

Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog ! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m sure. In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog , we also provide MagicChat, Deep B...

Well guys, bad news – we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they’re kinda poorly made. There’s also a weird dude without a face and he’s in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she’s okay! While we analyze these tapes, we brought on friend of the show Ashley to talk about the first season of Marble Hornets! In a...

Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch some old VHS tapes in her house! Where’d she get them? Don’t worry about it – it’s time for V/H/S! We also discusse...

Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void! In addition to this 80’s throwback, we also discussed: Blair’s Teary(?) Goodbye, Collegechat, A Brief Scott Pilgrim A...

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement. RECOMMENDATIONS: The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor , and it was better than expected! In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The...

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more! Support us on Patreon!

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole coll...

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much. RECOMMENDATIONS: Murder on the Orient Express of hospitals by children eating birds Orphan Black Intro/outro music courtesy of friend of the show Satah! Check out their music here ! Check out Matt on tumblr , Twitter , and his podcast Elite Full Restore ! Support us on Patreon !

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast! In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also d...

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it! Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we’ve been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we sho...

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey! In addition to Creep 2 , your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of...

This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing , a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons! Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you know, like vore instead of Voor, like, what if it was that instead of Voorh...

As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title! In addition to this lie of a movie, we also discuss Weed Plot Holes, The Bye Bye Man Official Video...

Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant , folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to i...

This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds. RECOMMENDATIONS: Bayonetta I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats Bedtime Boys Weaves’ Wide Open

Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober! RECOMMENDATIONS: Fleet Foxes’ Self Ti...

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show...

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die ! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO mu...