Fear the Talking Queers

Hey bitches! Are you ready to see your two favorite Podcasts go head to head? This week, Fear the Talking Queers take on Homies of Horror in an epic trivia showdown! Then they kill and make up in order to bring you FREDDY VS JASON (2003), the ultimate Horror Titan mashup. This episode is what nightmares are made of! Tune in to find out who will come out on top!  .  .  .  REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE...

Hey, bitch! You do something different? Big eyes. Big teeth. You’re lookin a little CURSED (2005) today! That’s right, the boys are howlin’ at the LA moon tonight as they delve into the infamous Wes Craven/ Kevin Williamson werewolf disaster. Tune in for all the dirty deets on this cursed production that almost ended a legend’s career. Oh and don’t forget, lay off the crack pipe! Mwah! . . . REVIE...

Life imitates art in this episode!  This is officially our haunted episode!  In the intro, an improperly closed tarot reading seemingly leads to audio mishaps and a rush to formally end the reading before it's TOO LATE!  We discuss the 2020 Shudder quarantine horror, "HOST."  From its impressive production to its successful streaming premiere.  Tune in to find out if the queers underwent a true pa...

Hey, bitch! Have we done this before? Feels like it! This week, the boys time loop and revisit their favorite game, "Would you Rather?" Then it's a full on invasion in the sci-fi action thriller, EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014), starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. Get ready for an episode full of extraterrestrial conjecture, sweaty yoga poses, designer weapons of war, and Tom Cruise's front tooth. So get...

We're back, bitches!  What better way to start off season 3, than exploring the concluding chapter of our favorite trilogy.  Jake comes up with an alternate ending to die for, we praise the queen of "Scream 3," Jennifer Jolie, and uncover the truth about Maureen Prescott.  But first, we catch up by speeding through a lightning round of mini reviews for Netflix's "Fear Street," "The Forever Purge,"...

Hey bitches! The boys have arrived at the Season 2 Finale! What better way to end their sophomore season than with the ultimate slasher sequel, SCREAM 2 (1997)! The boys reminisce on the ups and downs, trials and tribulations, but most of all the joy and laughter of Season 2! Then it's Showtime! Does Scream 2 live up to its predecessor? Is it appropriate to turn a real-life tragedy into a slasher...

Bitch, you make me feel like I’m living a Teen Dream! This week is the, wickedly dark, high school comedy, JAWBREAKER (1999). These boys live for this 90’s cult classic and kick it all off with a New Release Double Feature Mini Review! (A QUIET PLACE PART II, THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT) Then it’s time to hide your lunch, fix your stocking seams, and park the pink Corvette. This piece o...

Hey, girl! We’re back again, just like we promised! That’s right, it’s time for the 2020 Oscar winning thriller, PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN! First, the Queers give a (spoiler free) mini review on the 2021 new release, CRUELLA! Then they drive into this weeks candy coated revenge masterpiece full of toxic men and Toxic tunes. Does this film deserve the Oscar recognition? Break out the rainbow nail polis...

Hey bitch! You looking to make a change for the better? Grades not looking so good? Ready to finally get straight bangs? Well get ready for this week’s film, DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (1998). After bringing back a classic FTTQ game, these Queers dive into the beautiful blue waters of James Marsden’s eyes and Katie Holmes hypnotic truck dancing. Will you lose your mind this week? Find out on FTTQ Friday!...

Hey Sister! Your next step in pledging FTTQ is to get into this brand new episode! This week, it's the 2000's camp-tastic slasher, SORORITY ROW (2009)! You know, the one starring that girl from that MTV reality show, and that girl from that other MTV reality show, and that girl that's about to be on that MTV reality show, and the girl with the famous parents, and that one girl from that Disney Cha...

Hola, bitches! It's time to take a trip down to beautiful Mexico where they have the most delicious food, bluest water, and the most deadly plant life! This week, the boys take a trip to the Mayan temples of THE RUINS (2008)! After discussing favorite Vacation locations, these two follow the story of vacationers in serious need of a therapist and calamine lotion. Is Jena Malone the Queen of FTTQ?...

Mother, darling! You ready to turn the party this week? You know these Queers are! This week, you’re invited to a party with MA (2019)!The boys, no strangers to being the Queens of the party, try to remember their most blackout moments. Then they arrive fashionably late to the movie where they scream over Octavia, bow to Juliette, and drool over Luke! Have you RSVP’d!? . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSC...

Hey, bitches! It’s feeding time! This week, the Queers take a musical journey into the sci-fi spectacular LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986)! After (finally) getting to talk about their favorite musicals, the boys take a bite of this cult classic that is sure to get your heart singing and your tummy’s shouting “FEED ME!” Take the plastic off the furniture, turn up the nitrous, and enjoy all the little...

Hey, all you Superficial Space Cadets! Are you ready for an all-inclusive stay at 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (2016)? This week, the queers start off with an out-of-this-world game of Mad Libs! Viewer discretion is advised. Then it's time to bunker down for this week's film, a sci-fi tale of survival and fashion design on a dime. Is this John Goodman's greatest performance? Did this film feel a little too...

This episode is for LEGENDS only! Tune and listen to this celebration of Rupaul's LEGENDARY Season 13 children! After that, the boys talk about some actual children who are other-worldly and totally Urban Legendary. Then it's time for this week's flick, the 1998 post-Scream slasher, URBAN LEGEND. Do the boys think this film has a place in the slasher hall of fame... or is it dead on arrival? Turn...

Hey bitch! It’s time to check in to Fear The Talking Queer Friday! This week, the boys spend the night with VACANCY (2007)... and it’s a terrifying stay. After they hilariously reminisce on their lives in hotels, they start in on this week’s film. Are you #TeamKate or #TeamLuke? Are sparklers at the gas station sweet or psycho? Should they try the bathroom window just one more time? Find out this...

Hey, bitches! The sun is shining! The flowers are beginning to bloom! It feels like the perfect opportunity to celebrate MIDSOMMAR (2019)! This extra-long episode is full of yellow huts, bear guts, and red-headed sl-... well, you can guess what's next. After a quick game of Would You Rather, the boys cliff-dive into this psychological thriller that is sure to shake you to the core. So bust out the...

Welcome to Stepford, bitches! This episode is for the LADIES! That’s, right. The boys hilight a few of their favorite women in honor of Women’s History Month. Then they dive into the campy madness that is THE STEPFORD WIVES (2004). This cast is to die for, but could they save this zany remake!? Is it a system upgrade or malfunction? Plug in and find out! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.   WEBSITE...

Hey, bitch! You feeling the #desertvibes? Well then come saddle up your camel and let’s take a ride into THE MUMMY (1999)! Before getting to Egypt, the boys discuss what they want to happen after they’re in their sarcophagus. Then it’s hot men, big ass bugs, hot men, body paint, and... you guessed it, hot men! Get out of de-Nile! You know you’re excited! Enjoy! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  ...

Hell yeah, girl! It’s time for another spooky ol’ time with DRAG ME TO HELL (2009). This episode starts with a bang, talking about the fate of movie theaters in the age of VOD. Then it all goes to hell when they talk bloody noses, pasta Bolognese, and what it would take for them to curse you! . .  .  REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.   WEBSITE:  Www. Fearthetalkingqueers.com   Merch: www.fearthetalkingq...

Hey bitch! Quit clownin’ around and start the episode! This week it’s the sci-Fi invasion of the KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE (1988)! The boys are absolutely bonkers this time around, showcasing their expertise in science, psychology, clowning, phobias, throuples, and more! . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE.  WEBSITE:  Www. Fearthetalkingqueers.com  Merch: www.fearthetalkingqueers.com/store  IG: @fe...

ANOTHER episode this week? You're obsessed with us. This month on Hear the Talking Queers, the boys set their sights on INGRID GOES WEST (2017), a dark social media satire starring Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. After the boys obsess over their favorite Drag Race girls, they deconstruct this sordid tale of influencers and the easily influenced. Is a painting of horses truly SQUAD GOALS? Is O'Sh...

DAMN, QUEEN! You’re looking good today! Speaking of good... time for a new episode of your favorite podcast! This week’s film: QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002). A Goth rock vampire romp based on the books by Anne Rice. Get ready for some important technical advice, the newest in undead makeup, and the boys unDYING love for Aaliyah! Fangs for listening! . . . REVIEW. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. WEBSITE:  Www. Fe...

Did anybody hear our first SCREAM episode say “I’ll be right back?” Well bitches, you will be so glad it did! This week, the boys dive deeper into their favorite franchise with an entire episode dedicated to SCREAM (1996)! So treat yourself to a hydrating (ghost)face mask and listen up. Is Dana, indeed, “fast”? Is Skeet actually Johnny? How far was Tatum ACTUALLY through the pet door? Find out now...

Well, bitches, if it isn't the month of LOVE! To kick off this romantic time of the year, the queers bring you FEAR (1996), a film devoted to first love and murderous obsession. In their longest episode yet, the boys unpack this sexy thriller until all that's left is slutty makeup and Mark Wahlberg's third nipple. Also, they couldn't resist acknowledging Black History Month as well as their new me...